sex positions

**fitguy** · 10-23-2006, 09:17 AM

does anyone find any problems in doing all the sex positions like in porn movies cause those guys have big dicks,also what are your fav positions?

**Squatman51** · 10-23-2006, 09:20 AM

arrrf arrf

**stayinstacked** · 10-23-2006, 09:20 AM

alot of those positions in movies are not comfortable for the actors/actresses, but they do them because they show the parts of the people really well. I've tried them all, even a few I've never seen in movies believe it or not. I stick to the basics, missionary, doggy style, spooning, girl on top, etc etc. I dont have the time or energy to experiment w/ all that other shit anymore, I just do what I know works and have fun with it!!

**lazaro17** · 10-23-2006, 09:29 AM

This Is My Favorite One (CLICK on pic)

**Mobligator** · 10-23-2006, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by lazaro17

This Is My Favorite One (CLICK on pic)

I think that's called a "Spinner".

**energizer bunny** · 10-23-2006, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by lazaro17

This Is My Favorite One (CLICK on pic)

i love them all, but doggy style prob top dog at the minute, but tastes change.

**DevilsDeity** · 10-23-2006, 09:41 AM

In B4 THE the lock

**Superhuman** · 10-23-2006, 09:49 AM

i like all positions!!! the best one IMO is missionary with her legs straight while you hold her ankles up in the air (she's shape like an L)

Oh.. my other favorite is reverse cowgirl while she leans back because I hit her G-Spot with my dick that way and I can reach around and finger her clit at the same time causing a female ejaculation!!!! nothing turns me on more than when a girl squirts.... Mmmmm...

**Mizfit** · 10-23-2006, 09:59 AM

i dont see how a mans size would affect his ability to do positions..

But for the record size does matter

**lazaro17** · 10-23-2006, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

i dont see how a mans size would affect his ability to do positions..

But for the record size does matter

You like em big huh, most women do they just dont like to admit it

***perfectbeast2001*** · 10-23-2006, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

i dont see how a mans size would affect his ability to do positions..

But for the record size does matter

Damn!

**notorious_mem** · 10-23-2006, 10:05 AM

i personally love the dirty turkey yee haww

**Mizfit** · 10-23-2006, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by lazaro17

You like em big huh, most women do they just dont like to admit it

i think women say it to make a guy feel better -.. i'm not talking Huge, but u guys know what i mean evne if u dont admit it

It's like breasts for women - some r blessed some r not...

**Superhuman** · 10-23-2006, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

i dont see how a mans size would affect his ability to do positions..

But for the record size does matter

any woman who says size doesn't matter has either never had the pleasure of a big dick or has never had the disappointment of a tiny dick!

**Superhuman** · 10-23-2006, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

i think women say it to make a guy feel better -.. i'm not talking Huge, but u guys know what i mean evne if u dont admit it

It's like breasts for women - some r blessed some r not...

well, to me breasts aren't important... they have no sexual function!!! they're just good to look @ and squeeze and suckle on lol. A penis has a very important function and size has a BIG impact on how good a man can do his job

**gixxerboy1** · 10-23-2006, 10:18 AM

We do all different things. But i like it when i'm standing and pick her up by her butt and she wraps her legs around me. It s just hot your face to face. Damn I wish i wasnt in the office now.

**notorious_mem** · 10-23-2006, 10:19 AM

i know when im on no xplode im alot more appreciated in bed.atleast the screams are louder and the nails dig in a little deeper.lol

**GUnit33** · 10-23-2006, 10:19 AM

in b4 the lock most likely.

On a side note, I don't have a favorite position...I jus tlike getting off.

**lazaro17** · 10-23-2006, 10:20 AM

yeah they(positions) are all good, I just like watching them(women) as they climax

**gixxerboy1** · 10-23-2006, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

well, to me breasts aren't important... they have no sexual function!!! they're just good to look @ and squeeze and suckle on lol. A penis has a very important function and size has a BIG impact on how good a man can do his job

Either do a girls butt or leggs but they are important to alot of men. I dont think i would date a girl with small boobs. Sorry i'm shollow

**LBT** · 10-23-2006, 10:22 AM

I like the rodeo position.

Do her doggy style and call her by another womans name. See how long you can hold on.

**zodiac666** · 10-23-2006, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

i dont see how a mans size would affect his ability to do positions..

But for the record size does matter

in your opinion what is the perfect size? and is girth more important than length? im screwed either way but im still curious. i just buy guns and other manly objects to make up for my small penis.

my favorite position is just standing up holding the girl with her legs wraped around me. also i have to agree with stayinstacked, im fine just sticking with all the basic positions, shit like the piledriver just looks kind of awkward.

**lazaro17** · 10-23-2006, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

i think women say it to make a guy feel better -.. i'm not talking Huge, but u guys know what i mean evne if u dont admit it

It's like breasts for women - some r blessed some r not...

yep and if your not blessed you better be good at eating

**Mizfit** · 10-23-2006, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

any woman who says size doesn't matter has either never had the pleasure of a big dick or has never had the disappointment of a tiny dick!

My sister went on dates with a mututal friend.. and he was 6'5. After a few dates i guess she got to feel around and apprently mr 6'5 had a tiny weeny.. (like smaller than my pinky)

Needless to say the relationship never happened.

**Mizfit** · 10-23-2006, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by zodiac666

in your opinion what is the perfect size? and is girth more important than length? im screwed either way but im still curious. i just buy guns and other manly objects to make up for my small penis.

Man why did i type anything in this thread..

Width and length r both important.. I will not give u a size that is good, but come on u should know. I'm quite happy with my current model (bf)

I got small boobs - i know this.. I'm sure u guys cant be in denial either

**Superhuman** · 10-23-2006, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

My sister went on dates with a mututal friend.. and he was 6'5. After a few dates i guess she got to feel around and apprently mr 6'5 had a tiny weeny.. (like smaller than my pinky)

Needless to say the relationship never happened.

*You are a Monitor act like you. You know better than to post something like this.*

**zodiac666** · 10-23-2006, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Man why did i type anything in this thread..

LMFAO

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Width and length r both important.. I will not give u a size that is good, but come on u should know.

of course, but i was wanting a female's point of view. what harm would it cause if you stated your preference?

nevermind, you have enough stalkers as it is, lol.

**Mizfit** · 10-23-2006, 10:45 AM

women talk about this shit - worse than men i assume

**Superhuman** · 10-23-2006, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

women talk about this shit - worse than men i assume

yeah... i need to start getting testimonials from the women I have been with haha! I'll get a sex resume started

I really haven't been with that many girls though I'm not a slut

**lazaro17** · 10-23-2006, 10:49 AM

SH is that supposed to be his hard on lol, must be cold in that neck of the woods

**Mizfit** · 10-23-2006, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

I'll get a sex resume started

I really haven't been with that many girls though I'm not a slut

I did that once as a joke.. my boyfriend thought it was pretty funny

**Mobligator** · 10-23-2006, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit[COLOR="DarkOrchid"

]Man why did i type anything in this thread..
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Width and length r both important.. I will not give u a size that is good, but come on u should know. I'm quite happy with my current model (bf)

I got small boobs - i know this.. I'm sure u guys cant be in denial either

I agree with your first statement. Lord forgive me for even posting in this thread. However, having already jumped in the the mire, I believe if Mizfit will give it some serious and in depth thought, she might tell you that "size" is relative to many other factors. BTW, I didn't make this up, it's something my wife and I talked about many times.

**zodiac666** · 10-23-2006, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

yeah... i need to start getting testimonials from the women I have been with haha! I'll get a sex resume started

I really haven't been with that many girls though I'm not a slut

great idea, a sex resume. this would cut down on all the bullshit conversations, you could just hand her your resume and she could look it over, maybe contact a couple of your references and then make a decision.

**notorious_mem** · 10-23-2006, 10:55 AM

alright this is kinda funny thing that happened to me one night in a bar.I was in the bathroom of this bar using the urinal which there was about 10-12 seperate urinals in the bathroom and im using the one about second to the end.A guy walks in looks like hes been juicing for most of his adult life(he looked about 45 or so)hes about 6'4 265 and starts piisin right next to me even though there was atleast 9 urinals open to the left of me.the guy pisses for a couple seconds and next thing i know i hear a thumpin sound like the beating of a drum.so i casually look over and the motherf**ker was shaking off his club by beating it on top of the urinal.i was grossed out and felt very inadequate at the same time.bad thing is he must of seen me glance over cus he just chuckled and walked out while i sat there in amazement.lhope that doesnt gross anyone out.lol

**Sage** · 10-23-2006, 10:58 AM

i don't understand why dudes can not comprehend this. a small cock is BAD, just like an anorexic bitch with no tits and ass. daym can we move on already.

my current girl is an animal in bed, but we primarily stay with basics

**LBT** · 10-23-2006, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

that's hilarious! that reminds me of an "owned" pic I saw on google... (WARNING: I'm not gonna post the actual pic because it contains nudity but it is not pornography. It falls under the category of people getting "owned")

Still a link to nudity. Not very nice nudity either!

**gixxerboy1** · 10-23-2006, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by LBT

Still a link to nudity. Not very nice nudity either!

We all are adults. He said it contains nudity. If you don't want to see it don't click it.

**Mobligator** · 10-23-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

We all are adults. He said it contains nudity. If you don't want to see it don't click it.

I wonder if he would be eligible for a handicap parking permit? Size disadvantaged. Forgive me I didn't mean to say that!

**zodiac666** · 10-23-2006, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by Mobligator

I wonder if he would be eligible for a handicap parking permit? Size disadvantaged. Forgive me I didn't mean to say that!

he should get some kind of disability check or something, i couldnt imagine going through life like that. although it didnt look like it bothered him much, how the fvck could you show something like that in public and not be embarrassed?

**gixxerboy1** · 10-23-2006, 11:21 AM

It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when the girl saw George after got out of the pool. He was yelling it shrinks.

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