Seriously guys, i need some advice!

[flexasist]

Dear Forum members,

I've never written to you before like this, but I really do need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my bird has been cheating on me.

The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife
has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their
names she always says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if shes got out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her mobile phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her
personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her !

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down,
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my vectra next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car that I noticed a large amount of engine oil leaking from the sump.






So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it to a specialist ?

[taiboxa]

ROFL yeah.. i would get that checkd out immediatly!

[Bruce000]

Dear Forum members,

I've never written to you before like this, but I really do need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my bird has been cheating on me.

The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife
has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their
names she always says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if shes got out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her mobile phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her
personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her !

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down,
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my vectra next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car that I noticed a large amount of engine oil leaking from the sump.






So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it to a specialist ?

You had me going Bro!!!! I almost shead a tear 4 u!!!

[lucabratzi]

yeah ur a dick...i had to read that last part twice...

[Mizfit]

I read this b4 - it's fuinny

[taiboxa]

I read this b4 - it's fuinny

same here i love it one of my all time favs

this one and Tom or Ray or wat ever

Hey whos that guy next to Tom?
*faint*

[Bruce000]

same here i love it one of my all time favs

this one and Tom or Ray or wat ever

Hey whos that guy next to Tom?
*faint*

Tai you worry me. WTF are you guys talking about
Private Joke????

[helium3]

son ova!

[taiboxa]

Tai you worry me. WTF are you guys talking about
Private Joke????

nark reposted the joke.. i think the title is RAY or something bout a guy named ray in his joke but when i heard it long ago it was Tom or smoething who knew everyone

[Doc.Sust]

bastard!!!

[NightTrain]

thats was a good one........ roflmao

[perfectbeast2001]

lmao I believed that shit!

[GUnit33]

asshole. I was about to tell you to get rid of that whore.

[flexasist]

nark reposted the joke.. i think the title is RAY or something bout a guy named ray in his joke but when i heard it long ago it was Tom or smoething who knew everyone

here it is:
Ray

[bazerk]

I was ready to hear how you wooped some azz! DAMNIT...hope you really get an oil leak now.

[Superhuman]

haha that is hilarious! i was about to flame you for being so naive!

[juicejunkie2]

HAHA .... had me going. I was thinking up ways to handle the situation till the last minute Jerk.

[*Narkissos*]

[FranKieC]

I was actually upset for a sec