The Original Breakup Service! The Original Breakup Monkey! Send one today!

[Mizfit]

This site is amusing - I guess i don't have to email any more!!! there is a site called dumpmonkey and it will do the dirty work of breakin up for u

j/k


Because she's annoying. Because he cheated on you. Because a one night stand is all you wanted. Because you just don't care to breakup in person. No matter what the reason, the DumpMonkey is there for you!

No longer do you need to have that awkward breakup talk. If you've had enough of your significant other, send them a DumpMonkey! The DumpMonkey sends a crystal clear message stating that your relationship is over and you no longer want to hear from that person again. Each monkey comes with a certificate of authenticity from Dump U that clearly states that the relationship has ended and that you have moved on with your life. The certificate is individually numbered and has the official break-up time and date, just in case your ex forgets. Your ex will have a lovely monkey keepsake and a certificate to remind them of how much you dislike spending time with them.

If desired, our friendly customer service department will call your ex and deliver the breakup message over the phone, giving it that down-home personal touch that only DumpMonkey can deliver.

You get the convenience of having DumpMonkey.com handle your breakup so you don't have to experience that awful breakup day. You can just continue on dating, care-free, knowing that DumpMonkey has disposed of your old, annoying problem. All for only $24.95!

Be sure to check out the products page to see how our other monkey's can make your life easier!

[spywizard]

to funny

One Night Stand U Message reads: "This certificate is in recognition that <name> very much enjoyed the evening but is in no way interested in a relationship with you. Perhaps a future booty call is in order, but nothing more. Thanks for the fun. <day and date>"

[Mizfit]

to funny

One Night Stand U Message reads: "This certificate is in recognition that <name> very much enjoyed the evening but is in no way interested in a relationship with you. Perhaps a future booty call is in order, but nothing more. Thanks for the fun. <day and date>"

i know its been heard of before - but seriously this to me is priceless..