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    Unhappy Hottie? + tai on eliptical + partial flash = ><

    so i was doing my pwo cardio and we have an upstairs track, anyways from my point of view i kan see the end and partial side of trak plus a lil side part that is where people stretch/hang coats/ put bags and stuff.. anyways there was this group of chicks 3 or so (i have no idea how old they were coulda been 15 or 19 impossible to tell!) in that side partition. The hottest of the three was standing/leaning on the side rail and was STARING AT ME! so i stare back kuz TAI BACKS DOWN FROM NO ONE!!!! (plus im kinda weird and she was very attractive to say the least) anyways she lifts up her shirt to wipe her face.. im no retard i know u dont have to lift it up high enuff to show off cleavage to wipe ur face but thats wat she did while FACING ME? so at that point 2 things happened
    A) my heart rate went from the target zone of 136 to 152 like THAT
    B) i stumbled and almost fell off the eliptical (HOW THE FVCK DO U STUMBLE ON AN ELIPTICAL I WILL NEVER KNOW!)

    then i see her like giggle and turn around real fast to her friend

    IM SO COOL!

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    haha she wanted it Tai!

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    nice tai.
    it happens to the best of us. I myself have this one girl who goes to my gym, everytime I do cardio, she walks over to the squat rack, cause she can show off her lil arse to me. never fails, evertime Im there

    haha, I think they like seein us guys bail doin the most simple things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    haha she wanted it Tai!
    she wanted to see if she could put the fat kid into cardiac arrest! ><

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    did u finish ure work out

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    a ninja stumbles on the eliptical.................BAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    did u finish ure work out
    yes but i kept hed down but i COULD feel her stairing at me when she was down stairs infront of me talkint to her friend .. probably thinking OMG wat a BOOB!

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    yes but i kept hed down but i COULD feel her stairing at me when she was down stairs infront of me talkint to her friend .. probably thinking OMG wat a BOOB!
    not what a BOOB, but hey you want a BOOB?

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    i dont think in all my years to come i will ever hear a chick say "want a boob?"

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    Woooooooooooo Show Us Your Tits!

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    sure you will Tai

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    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain
    sure you will Tai
    from a mieldly retarded hooker or something got some redneck ones around here.. if i hang out w/ them enough i might hear it..

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    from a mieldly retarded hooker or something got some redneck ones around here.. if i hang out w/ them enough i might hear it..
    hey its not nice to talk about stupid people............... those red nick girls cant help themselves...............lol

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    So did you get her ####

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    So did you get her ####
    please.. im going gay..

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    So did you get her ####
    maybe it was tattoed on her tit?

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    OK so i guess you could net get it then.

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    please.. im going gay..


    wtf???????

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    please.. im going gay..
    haha Tia.. playing with a guys ballon knot is not the answer.... you need to give yourself time, focus on you.. girls can self confidence and no offense bro it doesnt sound like you got much right now... give it some time aight!

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    yes

    Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain
    wtf???????
    yeah really wtf? anyway be careful alot to those tai "girls" are not really girls you may end up with more than you bargained for... i met a tai chick named reuben peters once nice girl but wrong accessories.

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    haha Tia.. playing with a guys ballon knot is not the answer.... you need to give yourself time, focus on you.. girls can self confidence and no offense bro it doesnt sound like you got much right now... give it some time aight!

    he is like 400 lbs he dont need self confidence

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    so i was doing my pwo cardio and we have an upstairs track, anyways from my point of view i kan see the end and partial side of trak plus a lil side part that is where people stretch/hang coats/ put bags and stuff.. anyways there was this group of chicks 3 or so (i have no idea how old they were coulda been 15 or 19 impossible to tell!) in that side partition. The hottest of the three was standing/leaning on the side rail and was STARING AT ME! so i stare back kuz TAI BACKS DOWN FROM NO ONE!!!! (plus im kinda weird and she was very attractive to say the least) anyways she lifts up her shirt to wipe her face.. im no retard i know u dont have to lift it up high enuff to show off cleavage to wipe ur face but thats wat she did while FACING ME? so at that point 2 things happened
    A) my heart rate went from the target zone of 136 to 152 like THAT
    B) i stumbled and almost fell off the eliptical (HOW THE FVCK DO U STUMBLE ON AN ELIPTICAL I WILL NEVER KNOW!)

    then i see her like giggle and turn around real fast to her friend

    IM SO COOL!
    durrr, thats when you pull your shorts up to wipe YOUR face.
    Seriously though, when people sweat things get sticky, Im always reorganizing specific pieces of clothing so they dont strangle my little soldier.

    Sometimes you can reorganize it from pulling the shorts by the thigh, but when that fails Ill usually just go underneathe and straight for it.
    I use to be embarassed when chiks would turn thier heads and look directly when I had my hands on my balls. But than I realized theres something called peripheral vision, and that they WANT TO LOOK.

    People most of the time know what your doing even if thier not looking at you. When they DO look at you thats their way granting you permission to look at them. If its not, than they could simply not f**king stare at you when they wipe thier faces off and expose thier cleavage imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bently
    yeah really wtf? anyway be careful alot to those tai "girls" are not really girls you may end up with more than you bargained for... i met a tai chick named reuben peters once nice girl but wrong accessories.
    wow that sucks for you but I don't think Tai's into Tai girls.... are you tai?

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    no

    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    wow that sucks for you but I don't think Tai's into Tai girls.... are you tai?
    no im not tai, but if i talk dirty to my wife real nice she may tai me up later. i have to be nice though my wife is 6'1" and a redhead! and im 5'6" so do the math. we get along great as long as i do what im told.

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    here you'll get the idea
    wow bentley you aint kidding she towers over you..... you had better do as she says or she might kick you azz... lol

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    lmfao when you said u stumbled I stated cracking up

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    tai how do we stop making threads about u if u keep posting funny ass storys about u i love it

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    wtf is a balloon KNOT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
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    wtf is a balloon KNOT?
    Im guessing its the chocolate starfish, the rusty sherrifs badge.

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    Ok smat ass if you got teh ### post it up then.

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    from the sound of it...she was 15

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    from the sound of it...she was 15

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    So you didnt get the #? Or was this a tai nightmare?

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    what is this world coming to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    what is this world coming to?
    definlety tai not gettin laid

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    Hit her up and pull out ur dick and say want some?

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    U gunna let her touch the Tai-Cawk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX
    U gunna let her touch the Tai-Cawk?
    nope im trying to revirginize

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    nope im trying to revirginize
    yeah, good luck with that TAI

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