The Club Life...

[Superhuman]

Sometimes I think I should keep a Bouncer's Log of all the stuff that happens in the clubs I've worked at, and I'm sure a bunch of you guys who work security have plenty of stories to tell too!

So, in the last week...

Big Worm from the movie Friday came and chilled in the VIP with none other than ANDY MILONAKIS! hahaha I still have no idea how old he is but he looks like he's 15. He's so f*cking goofy too lol. They were both in the VIP getting drunk and they started getting on these busted chicks, including this one fat rock monster - OMG it was disgusting, but funny.

A guy "fell" through a glass table and lacerate his hands and face really bad (he had to be rushed to the ER for dozens of stitches). This was @ our halloween party during the costume contest so everybody was like, "damn his costume looks so real!" haha

We had another guy smash a glass into his own forehead to be tough and he lied and said "I got jumped by a bunch of thugs and I layed their asses out but they hit me with a bottle!" He thought he looked tough and said "i bet there's a lot of pussy watching right now, eh?" He had to have 13 stitches and there was blood everywhere. Needless to say this redneck isn't ever allowed back in the club.

2 weeks ago I walked into the bathroom to sweep as we were closing and this girl was eating another girl out while she was squatting over the toilet taking a piss... it was hot! lol

What else... I met this UBER-hot chick last weekend and I'm taking her out for dinner on sunday. Anybody have any ideas? I was thinking about taking her downtown to some nice small romantic spot and then going for a long walk down the river

[CSAR]

2 weeks ago I walked into the bathroom to sweep as we were closing and this girl was eating another girl out while she was squatting over the toilet taking a piss... it was hot! lol

Where's the video? We all wanna see...j/k

Funny stuff man. I bet you have a lot of good stories about stupid drunk people. I honestly don't know how you do it, 'cause I worked as a bouncer for one weekend back in college (a loooong time ago) and I promptly quit, vowing never do work in a bar or club again.

[big L 17]

i do valet downtown on 6th street i got some crazy stories,people laying in the middle of the street becuase they are so drunk.

tonight some guy tried talking shit to me because i coudnt cacth him a cab i said **** u that anit my job he was like i am going to report i was all to who my boss that doesnt give a rats butt okk.

i got tons

[Bruce000]

I worked as a barman/security in a club. No offence to the ladies on this site, while sweeping the ladies bathrooms before close, i haven't seen dirt (like sH*t on the toilet seats)in any mens toilet like that before.

[SVTMuscle*]

I got alot of stories too haha.

A) I once caught a girl giving guy head in the corner of the club (she was hot and he was an ugly ****! i wanted to jump in!)
B) I saw 2 wicked hot milfs making out (mid 40's, not young milfs)
C) I once had these 2 drunk guys telling me about how long they've known eachother and how one guy said he watched his wife give the other guy head, and vice versa, and i was like...... 'wtf orly?', and the owner neglected to tell me that they hosted a 'swingers' like night on Sat nights haha
D) I once had 60 pissed off black guys want to stab me at once, that was fun.
5) We found a gun in the back room once from a black guy running through the back door getting chased by cops i guess.... that was my signal to quit.

[Stackt007]

lol .... nice some stories alright ! ^ post by Superhuman 2 weeks ago I walked into the bathroom to sweep as we were closing and this girl was eating another girl out while she was squatting over the toilet taking a piss... it was hot! lol need pics please

[goodcents]

A guy that worked with my buddy got stabbed by a little punk in the hip, so my buddy tackled the punk all the while the two chics that was with the guy was jumping on his back and shlt. The guy that got stabbed lost alot of blood but is alright, cops came and arrested the fool that stabbed him and gave him some serious charges. My buddy broke the guys ankle and messed up his shoulder really bad before the cops cameHe just twisted his fuking ankle till it broke

[goodcents]

Heres a good one from the bally days, I got a complaint about two guys in the bathroom, so I pop open the door and one guy is boofing another guy in the asssorry hated to mess up the hot chic story, but that's the shlt you get in health clubs when you are there all day

[QuieTSToRM33]

I got alot of stories too haha.

A) I once caught a girl giving guy head in the corner of the club (she was hot and he was an ugly ****! i wanted to jump in!)

so you wanted to jump in and finish the guy off ???

[goodcents]

so you wanted to jump in and finish the guy off ???

I was eating when I read this and almost choked

[audis4]

I got alot of stories too haha.

A) I once caught a girl giving guy head in the corner of the club (she was hot and he was an ugly ****! i wanted to jump in!)
B) I saw 2 wicked hot milfs making out (mid 40's, not young milfs)
C) I once had these 2 drunk guys telling me about how long they've known eachother and how one guy said he watched his wife give the other guy head, and vice versa, and i was like...... 'wtf orly?', and the owner neglected to tell me that they hosted a 'swingers' like night on Sat nights haha
D) I once had 60 pissed off black guys want to stab me at once, that was fun.5) We found a gun in the back room once from a black guy running through the back door getting chased by cops i guess.... that was my signal to quit.

hahahahaha I bet that was fun. Why were they pissed off and what ended up happening?

[goodcents]

so you wanted to jump in and finish the guy off ???

Still laughing about this one. I'm just picturing him knocking the girl out of the way

[QuieTSToRM33]

I got alot of stories too haha.

A) I once caught a girl giving guy head in the corner of the club (she was hot and he was an ugly ****! i wanted to jump in!)
B) I saw 2 wicked hot milfs making out (mid 40's, not young milfs)
C) I once had these 2 drunk guys telling me about how long they've known eachother and how one guy said he watched his wife give the other guy head, and vice versa, and i was like...... 'wtf orly?', and the owner neglected to tell me that they hosted a 'swingers' like night on Sat nights haha
D) I once had 60 pissed off black guys want to stab me at once, that was fun.
5) We found a gun in the back room once from a black guy running through the back door getting chased by cops i guess.... that was my signal to quit.

A B C D 5 ...... ok ... must be that great boston education
60 black guys with knives (who did nothing to you) ... all together at the same time .... in boston ?? ..... not happening

[QuieTSToRM33]

Still laughing about this one. I'm just picturing him knocking the girl out of the way

wearing a GNC shirt and carrying some GNC-brand tribulus

[SVTMuscle*]

A B C D 5 ...... ok ... must be that great boston education
60 black guys with knives (who did nothing to you) ... all together at the same time .... in boston ?? ..... not happening

I wanted to see how many people caught that
I'll hook u up with some GNC brand sheeet yo

so you wanted to jump in and finish the guy off ???

well i didnt wanna have her get all the glory

hahahahaha I bet that was fun. Why were they pissed off and what ended up happening?

Well they were all drunk, and it was 2am, so the music shut off and the lights turned on and I had to tell them to get out standing in the middle all by myself haha, that was a blast

[chest6]

SVT

[FranKieC]

Sometimes I think I should keep a Bouncer's Log of all the stuff that happens in the clubs I've worked at, and I'm sure a bunch of you guys who work security have plenty of stories to tell too!

So, in the last week...

Big Worm from the movie Friday came and chilled in the VIP with none other than ANDY MILONAKIS! hahaha I still have no idea how old he is but he looks like he's 15. He's so f*cking goofy too lol. They were both in the VIP getting drunk and they started getting on these busted chicks, including this one fat rock monster - OMG it was disgusting, but funny.

A guy "fell" through a glass table and lacerate his hands and face really bad (he had to be rushed to the ER for dozens of stitches). This was @ our halloween party during the costume contest so everybody was like, "damn his costume looks so real!" haha

We had another guy smash a glass into his own forehead to be tough and he lied and said "I got jumped by a bunch of thugs and I layed their asses out but they hit me with a bottle!" He thought he looked tough and said "i bet there's a lot of pussy watching right now, eh?" He had to have 13 stitches and there was blood everywhere. Needless to say this redneck isn't ever allowed back in the club.

2 weeks ago I walked into the bathroom to sweep as we were closing and this girl was eating another girl out while she was squatting over the toilet taking a piss... it was hot! lol

What else... I met this UBER-hot chick last weekend and I'm taking her out for dinner on sunday. Anybody have any ideas? I was thinking about taking her downtown to some nice small romantic spot and then going for a long walk down the river

Where ya from?

[Superhuman]

Where ya from?

someplace civilized!! lol

[Superhuman]

D) I once had 60 pissed off black guys want to stab me at once, that was fun.
5) We found a gun in the back room once from a black guy running through the back door getting chased by cops i guess.... that was my signal to quit.

damn that sucks. I worked @ a Mexican club in Atlanta for a little while and one night when I kicked this thug out for wearing a doorag he was waiting for me outside with a ton of gang members and they were seriously gonna kill me! luckily we had cops who worked in front of the club so they 'em leave.

at another club I worked at in Statesboro we actually had a "black night" where it was all rap music and black people would come from all over georgia for some reason. There would be a 2 hour wait to get in! Anyways... we had like 6 people shot the semester I worked there. One of the bouncers was killed like 2 years ago. It also happened to be the highest paying bouncing job though because when I worked the back door I would let people in to skip the wait for $50 a piece... I would make like $500 cash just letting people in haha.

[FranKieC]

someplace civilized!! lol

[FranKieC]

damn that sucks. I worked @ a Mexican club in Atlanta for a little while and one night when I kicked this thug out for wearing a doorag he was waiting for me outside with a ton of gang members and they were seriously gonna kill me! luckily we had cops who worked in front of the club so they 'em leave.

at another club I worked at in Statesboro we actually had a "black night" where it was all rap music and black people would come from all over georgia for some reason. There would be a 2 hour wait to get in! Anyways... we had like 6 people shot the semester I worked there. One of the bouncers was killed like 2 years ago. It also happened to be the highest paying bouncing job though because when I worked the back door I would let people in to skip the wait for $50 a piece... I would make like $500 cash just letting people in haha.

We pay $500-1000 in NYC just to get in to the club without a table sometimes.

[Superhuman]

We pay $500-1000 in NYC just to get in to the club without a table sometimes.

whoa! what do u mean, that's the cover?

[FranKieC]

whoa! what do u mean, that's the cover?

lol nah

When there is a line for a "theme" party thats the going rate to grease the doormen

[FranKieC]

That is why doormen and people outside the venues are the most saught after jobs in NYC

[Anabolic CEO]

You didn't join them in the bathroom???? WTF???

[QuieTSToRM33]

You didn't join them in the bathroom???? WTF???

nah man.... he couldnt

after throwing the chick to the ground .... he was goin to town on the guy in the corner

[Superhuman]

You didn't join them in the bathroom???? WTF???

one of those girls was actually hot (she looked like a pornstar) and my boy beat it up a few times but the other one looks like a man... in fact the other one claimed to be able to squat 950lbs hahaha. I wouldn't touch these nasty b*tches with a 10ft pole

[Slick Arrado]

[goodcents]

You want pics of svt finishing off the dude?




























Sorry had to get in on this one

[Superhuman]

DUDE I went on a date with that hot ass girl I was talking about last night and GOSH she was f*cking hot. She's also really sweet and she's got a good head on her shoulders. So we went out to dinner and I could tell she was kinda nervous which is good because that means she likes me . I don't think she's been wined and dined like that before so it made an impact. We went for a long walk down the river afterwards and just talked for a couple hours and then I took her home and she gave me a kiss goodnight at her door. I think she is definitely dating material... when I got home I added her on myspace and sent her a message saying "I had a great time and you looked absolutely beautiful! Hopefully we can see eachother again soon have a good night cya" and she wrote back basically the same thing.

MY QUESTION IS: should I wait to call her and set up another date? if so, how long? what should we do for a second date? (keep in mind I would like to date her) Thanks! lol

oh... here is a pic of her

[gixxerboy1]

Was there talk of going out again when you ended the first date? I would just call her and ask her to go out again. If you like her don't play bs games

[goodcents]

DUDE I went on a date with that hot ass girl I was talking about last night and GOSH she was f*cking hot. She's also really sweet and she's got a good head on her shoulders. So we went out to dinner and I could tell she was kinda nervous which is good because that means she likes me . I don't think she's been wined and dined like that before so it made an impact. We went for a long walk down the river afterwards and just talked for a couple hours and then I took her home and she gave me a kiss goodnight at her door. I think she is definitely dating material... when I got home I added her on myspace and sent her a message saying "I had a great time and you looked absolutely beautiful! Hopefully we can see eachother again soon have a good night cya" and she wrote back basically the same thing.

MY QUESTION IS: should I wait to call her and set up another date? if so, how long? what should we do for a second date? (keep in mind I would like to date her) Thanks! lol

oh... here is a pic of her

I would hit it but not date her (she likes attention, hence the outfit. Love or vanity has a way of blinding people) But like always, do what you want

[Superhuman]

Was there talk of going out again when you ended the first date? I would just call her and ask her to go out again. If you like her don't play bs games

she apologized for having to cut the night short (even though we spent hours together) since she wanted to hang out longer but she has to get up at 6am for class. She was the first one to mention going out again and when she kissed me I told her "i'll talk to you tomorrow". Does the myspace message i sent her count as talking to her or should I call her today? Should I wait and talk to her tomorrow so I don't seem TOO interested?

[Superhuman]

I would hit it but not date her (she likes attention, hence the outfit. Love or vanity has a way of blinding people) But like always, do what you want

i think that was just her halloween outfit. from what I gathered she is a good girl... very concerned with school (she's going for her masters) and she works over 40 hours a week

[gixxerboy1]

she apologized for having to cut the night short (even though we spent hours together) since she wanted to hang out longer but she has to get up at 6am for class. She was the first one to mention going out again and when she kissed me I told her "i'll talk to you tomorrow". Does the myspace message i sent her count as talking to her or should I call her today? Should I wait and talk to her tomorrow so I don't seem TOO interested?

I would call her. I wouldn't count the myspace message as talking to her. And she did get back to you. So its not like you messaged her and called before you even gave her a chance to get back to you,

[Superhuman]

I would call her. I wouldn't count the myspace message as talking to her. And she did get back to you. So its not like you messaged her and called before you even gave her a chance to get back to you,

okay... should i talk to her for a while about her day and everything or just get to the point and ask her out again? and what do you think is a good idea for a 2nd date?

[gixxerboy1]

okay... should i talk to her for a while about her day and everything or just get to the point and ask her out again? and what do you think is a good idea for a 2nd date?

If she is willing to talk why not? @nd date ideas are hard considering i dont know what either one of you like or where you live. I would do something fun. By me there re upscale adult bowling alleys and arcades. Don't know if there is anything like that by you. But its fun. You guys can still talk and joke around

[firmechicano831]

Id like to be a bouncer and just hit up all the fine ladies.

[novastepp]

call her and go ice skating.

[Superhuman]

call her and go ice skating.

haha even if we had ice skating here I wouldn't do it... i would look like a fool! lol