Calling all females

**dedic8ed1** · 11-03-2006, 05:38 PM

What way do you want a man to approach you in the bar on the street or the supermarket in a charming manner I don't wanna look like a weirdo or anything,I'm actually a pretty charming individual but striking up a conversation isn't always easy as it used to be for some reason.Tips if you got em

**stunner5000pt** · 11-03-2006, 05:44 PM

say hi

find soemthing about them (not how hot they are) and ask open ended question

Bojangles has awesome theories on this one though

**dedic8ed1** · 11-03-2006, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by stunner5000pt

say hi

find soemthing about them (not how hot they are) and ask open ended question

Bojangles has awesome theories on this one though

Yeah I know dude's a straight pimp

**Mizfit** · 11-03-2006, 06:25 PM

if a guy has noticed something other than my ass - i like that- nice smile stuff like that..

Maybe the stuff in her basket..

**DSM4Life** · 11-03-2006, 06:28 PM

I would tell her she has pretty eyes, they love that.

Say away from @$$, boobs etc. Be different i guess.

**beuleux** · 11-03-2006, 07:09 PM

Different gals like different stuff just like we guys do... you have to guess and get it right... "You have lovely petite hands, they will make my dick look bigger" works for me lol

**dedic8ed1** · 11-03-2006, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by beuleux

Different gals like different stuff just like we guys do... you have to guess and get it right... "You have lovely petite hands, they will make my dick look bigger" works for me lol

Shit bro if that the case she's gonna need Andre the giant hands

**roadracer** · 11-03-2006, 07:49 PM

In a bar? A light insult.

"So...showing a lot cleavage with that shirt huh?"

"Wow, you're hair looks horrible like that"

Springs coversation and compells the girl to keep talking to you. Go up to a girl with the same old 'Hi I'm Bob and I just wanted to meet you' and you'll end up with the same boring conversation....'where do you live, what kind of work, family this'...booooring. It sounds crazy but it works 100%. Most girls don't want a guy that will fall all over them and follow them like a puppy dog. They want to see you have balls.

I walked into one bar with a friend, surrounded by girls he belts out 'Man there isn't a hot girl in this place' then played like he didni't mean to say it that loud. We didn't pay for a drink all night we were there and there was never a lack of conversation.

**dedic8ed1** · 11-03-2006, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by roadracer

In a bar? A light insult.

"So...showing a lot cleavage with that shirt huh?"

"Wow, you're hair looks horrible like that"

Springs coversation and compells the girl to keep talking to you. Go up to a girl with the same old 'Hi I'm Bob and I just wanted to meet you' and you'll end up with the same boring conversation....'where do you live, what kind of work, family this'...booooring. It sounds crazy but it works 100%. Most girls don't want a guy that will fall all over them and follow them like a puppy dog. They want to see you have balls.

I walked into one bar with a friend, surrounded by girls he belts out 'Man there isn't a hot girl in this place' then played like he didni't mean to say it that loud. We didn't pay for a drink all night we were there and there was never a lack of conversation.

Tell your wing man his skills are up,the force is strong in that one.

**kloter1** · 11-03-2006, 09:42 PM

I just started seeing this bartender. the line i used on her was " what would it take to see those eyes and that smile again?" she asked for my number and we hit it off like crazy.

<--- stud

**dedic8ed1** · 11-03-2006, 09:45 PM

That sounds effective man but that 'll take sheer confidence which I have plenty of I think I'll try that one,thanks man

**lucabratzi** · 11-04-2006, 02:11 AM

i usually just go up and say hi whats ur name....im steve...then just kick bs convo...i can usually bs and make them laugh...tonight i was off though..i was talkin to two girls that were both beutiful kicked convo for about 30 minutes but it was on and off...in needed my wingman to do something..but he is whipped and wouldnt talk for shit...

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 11-04-2006, 02:20 AM

Ima male stripper, so it usually comes easy.

you should see if they r hiring at yr local bar/pub

**chuck89gt5.0** · 11-04-2006, 09:54 AM

I usually walk into a bar and open my fly and drop the hog out hang out with your wang out, works everytime!

**STYLE74** · 11-04-2006, 09:57 AM

Just be yourself. (Unless you are an asshole)

**beuleux** · 11-04-2006, 10:00 AM

If you have trouble getting action or just breaking the ice there is plenty of stuff written by shrinks that can help you, just google it

**stunner5000pt** · 11-04-2006, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

if a guy has noticed something other than my ass - i like that- nice smile stuff like that..

Maybe the stuff in her basket..

yea ive been doing that with increased success lately

too bad it doesnt bring longevity

**goodcents** · 11-04-2006, 02:20 PM

Wow, "calling all females" only mizfit responded

The rest is all sausage

**legobricks** · 11-04-2006, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Wow, "calling all females" only mizfit responded

The rest is all sausage

LOL!!! Yeah well ya know, not THAT many females on here all the time..... Hey i absolutely LOVE that line....."What would it take to see those eyes and that smile again?" DUDE, that rocks!

I agree, comment on something OTHER than the parts that make your shwong shwong stand up.

**notorious_mem** · 11-04-2006, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by chuck89gt5.0

I usually walk into a bar and open my fly and drop the hog out hang out with your wang out, works everytime!

i thought that was my one and only pick up trick.damn it. lol

**stunner5000pt** · 11-04-2006, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by STYLE74

Just be yourself. (Unless you are an asshole)

im an asshole

i NEED to put on a show

lies rule

because i would get my face smacked many times during a night if i acted like myself

**stayinstacked** · 11-04-2006, 04:17 PM

how about this one. You walk up to the chick and tell her right up front that you suck at pick up lines and you arent too in tune w/ what works and what doesnt. Then tell her that you get better as you drink more and she might really like you, but you want her to get drunk with you. Then you just get slaughtered together and see what happens?

**Fat Guy** · 11-04-2006, 04:25 PM

Follow them out to the parking lot and pull up behind them slowly and then throw them into the car with your hand over their mouth….Works Every time!

**cfiler** · 11-04-2006, 05:02 PM

It's good to ask them for help. Go to a hardware store, and ask chicks about paint colour, or wallpaper, anything. Grocery stores are pretty played out, clothing stores and hardware stores work best imo.