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  1. 11-04-2006, 12:42 PM #1
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    How Will You Die?

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    Mine was At age 41 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

    lol, I hope this isn't true.
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    At age 66 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
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    At age 75 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
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    Laura : At age 67 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
    atleast it was something kool
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    gessy: At age 57 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

    Great im just a total pice of shit that lives in a trail trying to get porn. If that is the case i wil kill my self why before the age of 57
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    gessy: At age 57 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

    Great im just a total pice of shit that lives in a trail trying to get porn. If that is the case i wil kill my self why before the age of 57

    hahahaha
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    At age 25 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    At age 25 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

    Better start livin!
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    At age 53 aliens will a**uct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

    That is worst news ive heard in awhile
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    At age 85, a billionare, you will die from constantly making love to two 20 year old fitness model nymphomaniacs.

    Not really:

    Lee: At age 58 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
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    : At age 65 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
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    At age 48 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

    uuuuhhh, what??!! lol
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    At age 57 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
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    At age 65 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines
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    At age 81 I will spontaneously combust while dining out with my family
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    Quote Originally Posted by audis4
    At age 48 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

    uuuuhhh, what??!! lol
    ahaha thats golden buddy mines equally ****ed up

    myles: At age 62 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Venomous Nemisis
    At age 81 I will spontaneously combust while dining out with my family
    Just got a mental picture of that!! LMAO
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    At age 59 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    At age 59 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
    very reasonable
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    matt: At age 26 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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    at age 39, you will choke on a piece of steak and die

    what the **** kind of shit is that lol.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    very reasonable


    lol, whats funny is it sounds like me.
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    steven: At age 58 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.



    LOL< at least there won't be any pain!! HAHA
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    At age 70 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.
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    mark : At age 56 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
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    At age 31 you will choke on a piece of steak.

    This would suck ass, i love steak but maybe i should stop eating it!!
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    cfiler: At age 38 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill
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    At age 53 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

    Wow that is scary... It is like it knows me
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    At age 30 while playing Street Fighter ***** at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
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    At age 28 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

    at least ill be doing something i love ..... eating
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    At age 54 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.


    WTF is that sh@t
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    at 57 i will be involved in revolutionary activities in bloody Ecuador lol..................
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    At age 37 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle

    what in the hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_DOME
    At age 37 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle

    what in the hell




    Why couldnt I get that one
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    i have no idea but its sure messed up
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    At age 59 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
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    At age 47 you will have consumed 4650349305039506840048569430 chicken breasts only to turn into a chicken and be eaten by a coyote

    not really god i hate chicken
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    Don't need a test. I will die in the next 5-7 years from a severely expanded left ventricle and congestive heart failure. Undoubtedly, it will be permanent.

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    I just want to be alive when death comes to me.










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    Quote Originally Posted by LatinoPR
    I just want to be alive when death comes to me.
    I want to live to see the end of the world
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