Pope joke
The Pope arrives in Cleveland and there's a limo waiting for him. The Pope approaches the limo driver and says "My son, I've been driven everywhere I go. Just once I'd like to drive myself." The limo driver hands over the keys and gets in the back. The Pope takes the limo and drives off.
Since the Pope has never driven before, he's speeding, bumping into things, running lights etc. and gets pulled over by the police. The Pope rolls down the window, and when the officer sees who it is, he gets on the radio.
"Dispatch, I have a VIP, need advise"
"Officer, who is your VIP?"
"Umm, I don't know, but the Pope is his chauffer"
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