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  1. 11-08-2006, 06:28 PM #1
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    Speed condoms

    Let’s face it, using an ordinary condom is a real pain in the butt. First, you have to tear the pack open, often using your teeth. Then you have to take the condom out of the pack – this is a slippery business at the best of times. Next, you have to figure out which is the right side up, before you can unroll it. By the time the condom’s on, the mood is halfway out the window...

    Fortunately, those days are over. Introducing PRONTO, the condom for the new millennium. The PRONTO condom can be applied in a few seconds. And it’s a lot more convenient to use, compared to an ordinary condom. You simply crack the pack open and unroll the condom directly onto the penis. Sounds too good to be true? See for yourself, by clicking on the demo:



    http://www.prontocondoms.co.za/
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  2. 11-08-2006, 06:28 PM #2
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    It looks like a good idea, but if the 2 seconds it takes to put a condom on, ruines the mood, then I think you have bigger problems.
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  3. 11-08-2006, 06:29 PM #3
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    Did you write that promo for it or fidn it on the website? Cuz for some reason it was damn hilarious.
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    if women got bras- men can do condoms the regular way
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    I just got a boner watching that !!
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    omg that's hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Did you write that promo for it or fidn it on the website? Cuz for some reason it was damn hilarious.
    I copied and pasted it from the website.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    I just got a boner watching that !!
    I'll second that.


    Wait...unless you wernt serious...

    because then... I dont...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    I just got a boner watching that !!

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    You put on your own Condom?
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  11. 11-09-2006, 12:00 AM #11
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    After watching the demo I realized that if I ever have a big, black, phallic-shaped, plastic object then those will come in real handy!!
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  12. 11-09-2006, 12:07 AM #12
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    wow!

    Do they have a Bulk discount
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    when are they gonna start selling these things @ 7/11 and mobil?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
    wow!

    Do they have a Bulk discount
    LOL !!!!!!!!!!
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    Condomes are a urban legend arnt they I never use them for i am a vigin
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    Im not really a virgin but i hate rubers so i just get drunk enough that the alcohol in my blood will kill any vd i get on my viener shnitsel(penis)
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    that is a fact
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Im not really a virgin but i hate rubers so i just get drunk enough that the alcohol in my blood will kill any vd i get on my viener shnitsel(penis)
    haha i use the same motto...everytime i get drunk and have sex i get to horny/excited to go to the closet and get one and started ****in with...i even put them under my bed to make it easier, but i think of how good it will feel if i raw dog it...and the alcohol will kill an infectious diseases...this is a drunk theory but i believe it has worked..but i think my luck is goin to run out so im wrappin him up for now on unless its with my gf...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
    wow!

    Do they have a Bulk discount
    LOL!
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  20. 11-09-2006, 04:36 PM #20
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    wow...america is lazy.....f* condoms lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haro3
    wow...america is lazy.....f* condoms lol
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    too bad a vagina's aren't that easy to open
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  24. 11-09-2006, 05:41 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    too bad a vagina's aren't that easy to open
    lol no more like good thing vaginas arent that easy to open....
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    I need one that when I open it two really fit lesbians jump out and stick a viagra in my gob then put the condom on me with there mouths.
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    When I read the first sentence of this post, I took it literally and thought this post was dirty.. lol
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    well, that demo was uneventful. was half expecting to see that prosthetic cock go up some form of lady-hole
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    too bad a vagina's aren't that easy to open
    You have to order "pronto vagina opener" with "pronto" condom:-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    haha i use the same motto...everytime i get drunk and have sex i get to horny/excited to go to the closet and get one and started ****in with...i even put them under my bed to make it easier, but i think of how good it will feel if i raw dog it...and the alcohol will kill an infectious diseases...this is a drunk theory but i believe it has worked..but i think my luck is goin to run out so im wrappin him up for now on unless its with my gf...
    Fvck yeah Great minds think alike
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