Panda Joke (Bit long)

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One evening Peter the Panda Bear was sitting in his enclosure at the zoo.
He sat there and thought to himself “I’m bored as hell, think I’m going to go have a night out on the town!”
So he puts on his best suit and climbs over the wall and heads into town.
Walking along a road just in town he meets a beautiful young lady,
As he’s walking past she asks him if he would like some company,
Peter thinks to himself “I haven’t had female company in years… why the hell not!” so he agrees to the lady to go with him.
As it was getting late Peter decided to go grab a meal, and asked the young lady if she would like to go with him, she agreed and they went into the first restaurant they came to.
As they finished there meal the lady suggested they go back to her place together to carry on the evening, so this they did.
That night Peter was very glad he had got out the zoo! ;-)
In the morning he got out of bed and Peter started putting on his suit, he turned to the woman and said “Thank you for last night, maybe we can do it again sometime?”, she said “Sure thing”…”Could you leave the money on the side over there”
Peter was puzzled, he said “Money?”, so she said “Yeah I'm a prostitute” and throws him a dictionary and says “Look it up!”
This he does, and it says `Prostitute – Someone who has sex for money`
Peter says “Not a chance, I’m a Panda bear!”
She says “What’s that got to do with it?
He then throws her back the dictionary and says look up Panda bear!
Panda bear – Eats shoots and leafs

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ROFL

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