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  1. 11-09-2006, 11:32 AM #1
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    Joke thread

    A guys wife dies and as he and his family are walking his dead wife in the casket out of the church they bump into a wall and they hear a voice coming from the coffin,so they open it up and she's alive.She lives for ten more years and then dies again of a heart attack,so there walking her out of the church in the casket again and the husband yells"Watch that fukin wall".
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  2. 11-09-2006, 11:39 AM #2
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    HAHA

    what kind of meat did a priest eat?

    nun

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    oh dear lord! i liked them
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  4. 11-09-2006, 03:28 PM #4
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    Q: What does Michael Jackson like about twenty six year olds?

    A: There are twenty of them.




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    Quote Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
    A guys wife dies and as he and his family are walking his dead wife in the casket out of the church they bump into a wall and they hear a voice coming from the coffin,so they open it up and she's alive.She lives for ten more years and then dies again of a heart attack,so there walking her out of the church in the casket again and the husband yells"Watch that fukin wall".

    ummm....
    i grinned a little i guess...
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  6. 11-09-2006, 07:20 PM #6
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    A woman walks into a tattoist shop and says Id like a tattoo on my pussy please

    The tattooist says ok but I'll have to numb it first

    The woman agrees

    So the tattooist goes... "num num num"
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  7. 11-10-2006, 12:32 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLittleTim
    Q: What does Michael Jackson like about twenty six year olds?

    A: There are twenty of them.




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    i like the original joke, but this ones better...
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  8. 11-10-2006, 06:09 AM #8
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    old but classic michael joke

    Q.
    what time does michael jackson go to bed?

    A.
    when the big hand meets the little
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    What do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand?

    Cuatro Sinko
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