to SVT (GNC guru)

[zodiac666]

hey i was thinking about purchasing a protein powder, i heard they build big muscles but i was told by one of your fellow GNC employees that it needs to be taken with bulgarian root extract in order to be effective. problem is that bulgarian root is 235$ an ounce, he also said that i could take a combination of various herbs and spices that would maximize my muscle building potential almost as well as the bulgarian root. in your opinion what is the most promising root extract you guys have on the market today? last time i followed the advice of you guys i gained a solid 15lbs of fat during a 6month 1g/wk test cycle. also he told me to chew on an aloe vera stalk for my PWO meal, is this a good idea?

GNC RULES!!!

[lucabratzi]

rule number 1 dont take advice from those retarded ass up sellers...

[italianplayboy09]

rule #2 dont buy anything there b/c you can find it a lot cheaper somewhere else

[crash187ct]

rule #3 memorize rule #1 & 2

[Panzerfaust]

I would like to petition the board to ban your ass for

1. Going into a GNC
2. Admitting it
3. Posting it on here (losing all credibility)

[PROTEINSHAKE]

rule #4 get on juice & eat chicken & egg whites

[Foskamink]

rule 5 there is no more to life then the 4 below

[zodiac666]

I would like to petition the board to ban your ass for

1. Going into a GNC
2. Admitting it
3. Posting it on here (losing all credibility)

be gentle, im on pct right now.

if you read it carefully you will see that there are a few sentences that make it seem almost like i am kidding...

[MFT81]

MY 2 cents as a former gnc employee,

I know that most people who work at gnc are retarded, but its funny to hear you guys bash us because ironically people that actually know a thing or two about supps like SVT and myself (and I dont know everything thats why I love this board) that work there bash the stupid asses that come in and ask dumb ass questions. So just remember that for every one dumb ass that works for gnc there are about 100 others who dont work for gnc called customers.

[italianplayboy09]

MY 2 cents as a former gnc employee,

I know that most people who work at gnc are retarded, but its funny to hear you guys bash us because ironically people that actually know a thing or two about supps like SVT and myself (and I dont know everything thats why I love this board) that work there bash the stupid asses that come in and ask dumb ass questions. So just remember that for every one dumb ass that works for gnc there are about 100 others who dont work for gnc called customers.

youre right the 100 others are dumb...hell all the customers that go in there are dumb(no offense to you or SVT)

[MFT81]

Yeah no offense taken by you or Zodiac, I just cant get over sometimes how many people post the goofy shlt that gnc "Experts" say. I laugh at it too,

[Schmidty]

I use to work at GNC and it was cool.dont pay shit though.Befor i quit i stole a ton of shit

[Schmidty]

I think i know alot abot diet exercise and supps and juice.Not all employes are as stupid as you think

[italianplayboy09]

I use to work at GNC and it was cool.dont pay shit though.Befor i quit i stole a ton of shit

way to stick it to the system

[Schmidty]

way to stick it to the system

I try.

[SVTMuscle*]

Rule #7- KISS MY ASS!

[PROTEINSHAKE]

mental note: lock up all my gear if schmidty ever comes to house

[zodiac666]

Rule #7- KISS MY ASS!

did you have to consult the GNC handbook to figure out what comeback to use?

[SVTMuscle*]

did you have to consult the GNC handbook to figure out what comeback to use?

It's somewhere in there.


For the 405940902202202850th time, I work at a franchised GNC, nothing to do with corporate, there are 3 of us that work there, 1 is a an older guy with his pro card, and all 3 of us are personal trainers.

[C_Bino]

It's somewhere in there.


For the 405940902202202850th time, I work at a franchised GNC, nothing to do with corporate, there are 3 of us that work there, 1 is a an older guy with his pro card, and all 3 of us are personal trainers.

Ok bro, sometimes its just a little confusing. So you are saying you work for a corporate GNC?

[zodiac666]

It's somewhere in there.


For the 405940902202202850th time, I work at a franchised GNC, nothing to do with corporate, there are 3 of us that work there, 1 is a an older guy with his pro card, and all 3 of us are personal trainers.

didnt mean to ruffle any feathers, the GNC guy also told me that "himalayan oak branch capsules" are very good for stress.

[fLgAtOr]

Fvckers...

I had blast working there. No regrets... And a lot of free shit.

[cfiler]

I'm supprised they didn't try to upset you those lifting straps.

[fLgAtOr]

I'm supprised they didn't try to upset you those lifting straps.

Ahem...GNC refers to that as "upselling".