View Poll Results: Masturbate per week?

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    4 6.15%
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    2 3.08%
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    3 4.62%
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    1 1.54%
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  • 3+ (with gf/bf)

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    How many times a week?

    How many times a week do you masturbate/jack off/wank off etc.?

    I ask this only because my g/f believes i am sick/mental because i jack off 2-3x a week. Apparently she never does this and i am the only man doing it, as she puts it "19yr old boys do it and think it is funny", shit i am 27 and think it's awesome.

    So how about it, take the poll bro's and sista's

    Edit: Oh, and i like porn
    Last edited by Panzerfaust; 11-09-2006 at 04:18 PM.
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    6-7 days a week. I am a very sexual person. Sometimes i can work 2-3 in a day

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    yay first vote

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    maybe 3 times.

    I like to wait some days and save up....makes it more exciting for some reason.

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    3 = with GF

    hell i had a buddy who got out 7 in one day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    6-7 days a week. I am a very sexual person. Sometimes i can work 2-3 in a day

    Fack man, allow time for some build up. If i did that i would be shooting blood. I will stick to 2-3x a week..

    I think this week i have only done it 1x (and i am "sick")..go figure.

    I also have a large appetite but nothing outrageous, i don't cheat on my g/f or bang prostitutes, thats what free Internet porn is for.
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    ewww

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobligator
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    WTF? Lose it in the war? Never heard of PCT? Do tell....
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    i do it zero times week..

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    i have lived with most of my gf's so never when i'm with them

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    almost everyday.....20 years old...no gf...i used to only do it like 2-3 tops a week but i was self medicating so it killed sex drive...

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    That is the best part of my day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    That is the best part of my day.
    you can say that again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    Just hope and pray you don't get prostate cancer.

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    2-3 times a week????? im on pct and i still jerk it 2-3 times a day, of course i cant even remember what a pussy looks like

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    I seriously havent beat off in over 5 months....
    AAS totally ****ed my hormone system up, I hardly get horny ever. I can still get a great hard-on and have great sex it just takes alot to get me going...

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    Punching the clown isnt as fun as it used to be anyway. I like the poonanny!

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    Constantly if possible.
    I finished a cycle 6 weeks ago and it has only just become 100% possible today, Hooray!

    I cant believe someone started this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    That is the best part of my day.
    Agreed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Agreed!
    niceeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    i currently have a girlfriend, and would say im getting sex between 3 and 5 days per week, but still, i find time to pull my pud every day. when on my last cycle, holy crap my balls were caving in, then during PCT i lost my sex drive alot, now, back to normal and loving my cock!

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    I dunno i don't care if a boyfriend does it..

    Sex and masturbation.. fine have the same result - but both r very different experiences

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    A buddy of mine got so bored with jerking off he bought a rubber pussy... and no I am not "my buddy" before anyone asks lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    A buddy of mine got so bored with jerking off he bought a rubber pussy... and no I am not "my buddy" before anyone asks lol
    I don't believe you....... whats the web address ? and do they take paypal ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I dunno i don't care if a boyfriend does it..

    Sex and masturbation.. fine have the same result - but both r very different experiences
    definitely, if feels a lot better when you get off next to a female, or at least have a female within a 15mi radius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobligator
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    Well your one sick boy....Your missing out big time....

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    i work offshore for 14 days at a time then home for 7 days so on the boat almost everyday. at home rarely because the wifes ready to rock when i get home. what sux is sometimes because of my schedule she'll start her period like the day i come home. ugh. im not disclosing anymore about my sex life here but i will say sometimes we still get it done. so read between the lines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    I don't believe you....... whats the web address ? and do they take paypal ?

    LOL no one believed my last buddy story iether

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    Quote Originally Posted by bently
    i work offshore for 14 days at a time then home for 7 days so on the boat almost everyday. at home rarely because the wifes ready to rock when i get home. what sux is sometimes because of my schedule she'll start her period like the day i come home. ugh. im not disclosing anymore about my sex life here but i will say sometimes we still get it done. so read between the lines.
    Nothing wrong with that... I quite often jerk all over my g/f... or are we talking about the tradesmans entrance
    Last edited by beuleux; 11-09-2006 at 06:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    A buddy of mine got so bored with jerking off he bought a rubber pussy... and no I am not "my buddy" before anyone asks lol
    ive always wanted to try a pocket pussy, in iraq my 1SG told me to microwave a peach for 15sec and then hollow it out, its supposed to feel just like the real thing but i always ended up destroying the peach. i tried an apple but the texture isnt quite as good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zodiac666
    ive always wanted to try a pocket pussy, in iraq my 1SG told me to microwave a peach for 15sec and then hollow it out, its supposed to feel just like the real thing but i always ended up destroying the peach. i tried an apple but the texture isnt quite as good.
    I heard a soggy loaf of bread is quite good

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    Quote Originally Posted by bently
    i work offshore for 14 days at a time then home for 7 days so on the boat almost everyday. at home rarely because the wifes ready to rock when i get home. what sux is sometimes because of my schedule she'll start her period like the day i come home. ugh. im not disclosing anymore about my sex life here but i will say sometimes we still get it done. so read between the lines.
    most girls love sex on the rag, and i sure as hell dont give a fvck. wouldnt eat it, but thats about it.

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    pocket pussy? why? they dont have sheep over there? . and did i say anything about the poonaynaa? or spankin it on the wife? oh no theres better ways of getting it done. but they usually involve cranberry juice and vodka. and i dont drink.

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    dude I am 51 and when I am not with my GF I would do it at least seven times a week. Your GF is an idiot !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zodiac666
    most girls love sex on the rag, and i sure as hell dont give a fvck. wouldnt eat it, but thats about it.
    thats what ive noticed too. if the womans on the blob, either put a towel down, or whack it up her shitter

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    you see tim gets it. athough if i described it that way i may never get it again. so im more polite when i take it to the hole. no fouls for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    thats what ive noticed too. if the womans on the blob, either put a towel down, or whack it up her shitter
    LMFAO terrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    thats what ive noticed too. if the womans on the blob, either put a towel down, or whack it up her shitter
    Top quality style man.

    Anyone done a water melon?
    I might, dependant on feedback.

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