Best way to whack it?

**goodcents** · 11-10-2006, 12:35 PM

I thought I would share since I read the other thread

. Take a latex glove, put enough petroleum jelly to lube. Put 2-3 pillows down (for top area) and 1-2 covers for mid area. Overlap one cover around dick, go at it while watching favorite porn or just use your imagination

The old hand method is out, put a rough hand just doesn't feel real. Anyone use a blow up doll before? Share your thoughts.

**Foskamink** · 11-10-2006, 12:38 PM

i never used any crazy methods or dolls or anything, i use lube every so often which is great but im old school and just my hand. i heard those flesh lights are incredible from a chick i know who worked at a sex shop. but i couldnt buy one i would feel completely down graded and ashamed, same goes for a doll.. but if a gf bought me one i might try it if she wanted

**C_Bino** · 11-10-2006, 12:46 PM

This is what you do:

Take all your clothes off, or at least pants underwear and make sure you arent wearing a really long shirt that hangs over your ass.

Now you have to be a lil warmed up, once you are you stand up. Make sure you are in a room clear of obstacles on the groud and anything you can run into. Grab your salami and pull it back between ur legs towards your ass. Now put your legs together so they hold your dick in place there. Now while keeping yourlegs pretty firm but not too tight against your stickler, then you just proceed to run with little baby steps around your room. As your legs go back and forth they will give you a nice auto-jerk off.

If you can pull this off you are in for a treat. Just be sure to wear a condom to avoid the sandpaper leg syndrome that can burn for days. Also it keeps you from a messy clean up afterwards.

Good luck gentlemen.

**audis4** · 11-10-2006, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

This is what you do:

Take all your clothes off, or at least pants underwear and make sure you arent wearing a really long shirt that hangs over your ass.

Now you have to be a lil warmed up, once you are you stand up. Make sure you are in a room clear of obstacles on the groud and anything you can run into. Grab your salami and pull it back between ur legs towards your ass. Now put your legs together so they hold your dick in place there. Now while keeping yourlegs pretty firm but not too tight against your stickler, then you just proceed to run with little baby steps around your room. As your legs go back and forth they will give you a nice auto-jerk off.

If you can pull this off you are in for a treat. Just be sure to wear a condom to avoid the sandpaper leg syndrome that can burn for days. Also it keeps you from a messy clean up afterwards.

Good luck gentlemen.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats hilarious!!

**italianplayboy09** · 11-10-2006, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

This is what you do:

Take all your clothes off, or at least pants underwear and make sure you arent wearing a really long shirt that hangs over your ass.

Now you have to be a lil warmed up, once you are you stand up. Make sure you are in a room clear of obstacles on the groud and anything you can run into. Grab your salami and pull it back between ur legs towards your ass. Now put your legs together so they hold your dick in place there. Now while keeping yourlegs pretty firm but not too tight against your stickler, then you just proceed to run with little baby steps around your room. As your legs go back and forth they will give you a nice auto-jerk off.

If you can pull this off you are in for a treat. Just be sure to wear a condom to avoid the sandpaper leg syndrome that can burn for days. Also it keeps you from a messy clean up afterwards.

Good luck gentlemen.

wwwwwaaaaaaaoooooowwwwww. that has got to be the craziest thing i have ever heard...good post

**DSM4Life** · 11-10-2006, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

This is what you do:

Take all your clothes off, or at least pants underwear and make sure you arent wearing a really long shirt that hangs over your ass.

Now you have to be a lil warmed up, once you are you stand up. Make sure you are in a room clear of obstacles on the groud and anything you can run into. Grab your salami and pull it back between ur legs towards your ass. Now put your legs together so they hold your dick in place there. Now while keeping yourlegs pretty firm but not too tight against your stickler, then you just proceed to run with little baby steps around your room. As your legs go back and forth they will give you a nice auto-jerk off.

If you can pull this off you are in for a treat. Just be sure to wear a condom to avoid the sandpaper leg syndrome that can burn for days. Also it keeps you from a messy clean up afterwards.

Good luck gentlemen.

**DNoMac** · 11-10-2006, 12:53 PM

You guys fvckin amaze me

**LBT** · 11-10-2006, 12:53 PM

Stuff it in the vacuum cleaner.

**rar1015** · 11-10-2006, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

This is what you do:

Take all your clothes off, or at least pants underwear and make sure you arent wearing a really long shirt that hangs over your ass.

Now you have to be a lil warmed up, once you are you stand up. Make sure you are in a room clear of obstacles on the groud and anything you can run into. Grab your salami and pull it back between ur legs towards your ass. Now put your legs together so they hold your dick in place there. Now while keeping yourlegs pretty firm but not too tight against your stickler, then you just proceed to run with little baby steps around your room. As your legs go back and forth they will give you a nice auto-jerk off.

If you can pull this off you are in for a treat. Just be sure to wear a condom to avoid the sandpaper leg syndrome that can burn for days. Also it keeps you from a messy clean up afterwards.

Good luck gentlemen.

Thats hilarious man, good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Phreak101** · 11-10-2006, 12:55 PM

This is about as productive as telling someone how to take a shit properly

**Venomous Nemisis** · 11-10-2006, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

This is what you do:

Take all your clothes off, or at least pants underwear and make sure you arent wearing a really long shirt that hangs over your ass.

Now you have to be a lil warmed up, once you are you stand up. Make sure you are in a room clear of obstacles on the groud and anything you can run into. Grab your salami and pull it back between ur legs towards your ass. Now put your legs together so they hold your dick in place there. Now while keeping yourlegs pretty firm but not too tight against your stickler, then you just proceed to run with little baby steps around your room. As your legs go back and forth they will give you a nice auto-jerk off.

If you can pull this off you are in for a treat. Just be sure to wear a condom to avoid the sandpaper leg syndrome that can burn for days. Also it keeps you from a messy clean up afterwards.

Good luck gentlemen.

SUCCESS

**Foskamink** · 11-10-2006, 01:34 PM

i know what im doing 2night...

**Red Ketchup** · 11-10-2006, 01:35 PM

Unzip pants
Take out penis
Grab penis with hand
Push, pull, repeat if necessary...
Clean up mess with kleenex

**audis4** · 11-10-2006, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

i know what im doing 2night...

arguing with your mum

**stunner5000pt** · 11-10-2006, 01:36 PM

i just grasp the shaft with my whole hand and pump away

sometiems iwth my left hand

when i was younger - maybe 10 years old i used to be able to use only2 3 fingers but i cant get a grip anymore using that technique

**DSM4Life** · 11-10-2006, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by audis4

arguing with your mum

Picking your soda up off the ground

**JohnboyF** · 11-10-2006, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by audis4

arguing with your mum

genius!!! lol

**audis4** · 11-10-2006, 01:42 PM

^^^^^LOL^^^^but guys, it ruins the bubbles LMFAO!!

**italianplayboy09** · 11-10-2006, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by audis4

^^^^^LOL^^^^but guys, it ruins the bubbles LMFAO!!

**Foskamink** · 11-10-2006, 01:45 PM

i use my left hand. i write with my right hand, but i got no co ordination when flogging with my right.

**audis4** · 11-10-2006, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

i use my left hand. i write with my right hand, but i got no co ordination when flogging with my right.

Sounds like you use your mouth more than your hands

**donniebrasco** · 11-10-2006, 01:47 PM

this is very weird.
although i have made space in the sitting room. to go for one of those special walks/ run of bino's

**gixxerboy1** · 11-10-2006, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

i know what im doing 2night...

not eating mushroom sauce

**Foskamink** · 11-10-2006, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

not eating mushroom sauce

im having steak with cheese sauce. with ummm err i think potatoes and beans.

**x_moe** · 11-10-2006, 02:04 PM

ive always believed that one day will come where someone will teach me how to jerk off with no hands, thanks cbino

**Dangerdan** · 11-10-2006, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

This is what you do:

Take all your clothes off, or at least pants underwear and make sure you arent wearing a really long shirt that hangs over your ass.

Now you have to be a lil warmed up, once you are you stand up. Make sure you are in a room clear of obstacles on the groud and anything you can run into. Grab your salami and pull it back between ur legs towards your ass. Now put your legs together so they hold your dick in place there. Now while keeping yourlegs pretty firm but not too tight against your stickler, then you just proceed to run with little baby steps around your room. As your legs go back and forth they will give you a nice auto-jerk off.

If you can pull this off you are in for a treat. Just be sure to wear a condom to avoid the sandpaper leg syndrome that can burn for days. Also it keeps you from a messy clean up afterwards.

Good luck gentlemen.

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