Hazy memories of some good times

[Tren Bull]

oh man ive been having alot of fun lately, getting drunk with my friends and hitting up frat parties. lots of interesting sh_t goes down here, from girls falling out of 2nd story windows, norte soldiers doing drive bys, to all the fires that seem to happen on friday and saturday nights. my boys cracked me up last saturday though...

evan was puking his guts up off my friends balcony. so my boy rich desides to fill up a glass with tequilla and hand it to evan. evan stumbles forward and says in drunken slurr "tell me this is water"

rich assures him it is, and evan str8 chugs 4-5 shots worth of liquor



haha, mean i know.

[THE_DOME]

geese tren
sounds like your having a good time, my fun is in the gym

[Tren Bull]

haha i just remembered something stupid i did a few years ago...

i was sh_t faced drunk, leaving the bar with my boy nick, who had the bright idea of telling me to kick over some bum's shopping cart full of trash on him as he slept...

haha, i dont remember kicking over the cart, but i do remember sprinting back to the car, and falling flat on my face before i got there

[Tren Bull]

geese tren
sounds like your having a good time, my fun is in the gym

oh yea, we got lots of good sh_t to get into... but i still prefer taking steroids to getting drunk and looking for girls to kiss

[THE_DOME]

yea man i stopped drinking becuase i have done some stupid shit i got in a brawl with a couple of guys on the street outside a bar, wasnt hurt at all. once that was resolved i was so pumped i gave my bro a chest bump and we collided my mouth to his head sure enough my tooth chipped in half

[THE_DOME]

yea my vote is for steroids too

[Tren Bull]

yea man i stopped drinking becuase i have done some stupid shit i got in a brawl with a couple of guys on the street outside a bar, wasnt hurt at all. once that was resolved i was so pumped i gave my bro a chest bump and we collided my mouth to his head sure enough my tooth chipped in half

oh man... thats bitter irony right there

[THE_DOME]

yea i told everyone i got elbowed

[Tren Bull]

yea my vote is for steroids too

i gotta have my fun... but in order to have enough fun, i need to be huge

[THE_DOME]

but i also had some great times while boozing


one time my buddie was so drunk this girl walked passed him and goes whats up with that fat ass, but what he didnt see that i did was she was pregnet she turned around and goes Im pregnat, so my buddies and i started laughing our asses off, but i question why would a prego lady go to the bar

[AnabolicAndre]

Honestly, I have been having more fun going out and not drinking, and by not dinkin I mean I will seriously nurse 1 beer for the night then stop. I have just as much fun and I can still talk to any girl andstill be confident about it, but yeah I too have a lot of hazy memories.


Quick story:

End of last semester I went to a party about a mile or so from where I lived. Got shitfaced and decided round 3am it was time to walk home. So on my way I see a big ol construction cone that I thoughwould be an EXCELLENT addition to my apartment. about half way home i realized the cone was more then an inconvenice than it was worth so i left it there, in the middle of the street. about 5-6 blocks later pittsburgh police caught up with me, and we heard you like putting cones in the middle of the street, of coarse i deny it, but i fit the white tee, funny hat description. my phone rang and I reached in my pocket for it before i knew what had happened one cop had his gun drawn and the other tackled and cuffed me. eventually he realized the vibrating of my phone and picked me up. and eventually let me go. it was intense

[Tren Bull]

but i also had some great times while boozing


one time my buddie was so drunk this girl walked passed him and goes whats up with that fat ass, but what he didnt see that i did was she was pregnet she turned around and goes Im pregnat, so my buddies and i started laughing our asses off, but i question why would a prego lady go to the bar

oh man, thats mean. personally, i prefer to check out pregnant chicks, and be very obvious about it. girls are very self consious, especially when they're like that, and id imagine that it would be flattering as hell when guys check them out regardless of the fact they're all bloated and pregnant

[Tren Bull]

Honestly, I have been having more fun going out and not drinking, and by not dinkin I mean I will seriously nurse 1 beer for the night then stop. I have just as much fun and I can still talk to any girl andstill be confident about it, but yeah I too have a lot of hazy memories.


Quick story:

End of last semester I went to a party about a mile or so from where I lived. Got shitfaced and decided round 3am it was time to walk home. So on my way I see a big ol construction cone that I thoughwould be an EXCELLENT addition to my apartment. about half way home i realized the cone was more then an inconvenice than it was worth so i left it there, in the middle of the street. about 5-6 blocks later pittsburgh police caught up with me, and we heard you like putting cones in the middle of the street, of coarse i deny it, but i fit the white tee, funny hat description. my phone rang and I reached in my pocket for it before i knew what had happened one cop had his gun drawn and the other tackled and cuffed me. eventually he realized the vibrating of my phone and picked me up. and eventually let me go. it was intense

haha thats pretty funny bro. im glad you didn't get shot or anything.

btw, i didn't know its illegal to put cones in the road. hell, i used to do that when i was younger



the average person behind the wheel of a car is pretty dumb

[Schmidty]

haha i just remembered something stupid i did a few years ago...

i was sh_t faced drunk, leaving the bar with my boy nick, who had the bright idea of telling me to kick over some bum's shopping cart full of trash on him as he slept...

haha, i dont remember kicking over the cart, but i do remember sprinting back to the car, and falling flat on my face before i got there

come on man.your a fvckin dick.

[kloter1]

more self destruction eh tren?

[Tren Bull]

come on man.your a fvckin dick.

yea i know it was a dick thing to do...

[Tren Bull]

more self destruction eh tren?

actually, not lately

[Schmidty]

Honestly, I have been having more fun going out and not drinking, and by not dinkin I mean I will seriously nurse 1 beer for the night then stop. I have just as much fun and I can still talk to any girl andstill be confident about it, but yeah I too have a lot of hazy memories.


Quick story:

End of last semester I went to a party about a mile or so from where I lived. Got shitfaced and decided round 3am it was time to walk home. So on my way I see a big ol construction cone that I thoughwould be an EXCELLENT addition to my apartment. about half way home i realized the cone was more then an inconvenice than it was worth so i left it there, in the middle of the street. about 5-6 blocks later pittsburgh police caught up with me, and we heard you like putting cones in the middle of the street, of coarse i deny it, but i fit the white tee, funny hat description. my phone rang and I reached in my pocket for it before i knew what had happened one cop had his gun drawn and the other tackled and cuffed me. eventually he realized the vibrating of my phone and picked me up. and eventually let me go. it was intense

That is fvckin crazy.I cant beleive they didnt take your word when you said it wasnt you.

[kloter1]

actually, not lately

good to hear

[Rye_guy]

I remember wakin up a few years ago outta a drunken stuper about 200 km south of here in victoria BC in a hotel room with 2 girls by buddy stew passed out between the bed and the wall, damon in the closet and a dobermin on the bed... was a werid scene.

or the time I woke up with one shoe, my shirts ripped up and half off and I was layin face down in the middle of a corn field. lol. we trashed that field.

things like that seem fun when you revisit them, but when you wake up and look at your sorry self in the mirror and remember bits and pieces of the ngiht, you just gotta shove yer fist in your mouth bite down on it and cry"wot did i do last night" lol

thats why i try not to drink... the only sauce i wanna be on is test. lol

[Schmidty]

I have more hazy memorys than I do normal ones. Damn Im glad to be sober again

[big L 17]

that tequilla story is funny i would have i beat he was wasted.i miss going out and drinking

[Schmidty]

that tequilla story is funny i would have i beat he was wasted.i miss going out and drinking

It has it up and down sides

[Tren Bull]

that tequilla story is funny i would have i beat he was wasted.i miss going out and drinking

haha yea, i laugh everytime i think about it...

you should have seen his face after he gulped down 2/3 of the tequilla

[Schmidty]

haha yea, i laugh everytime i think about it...

you should have seen his face after he gulped down 2/3 of the tequilla

did he puke all over

[the_rebirth]

HAHA we did that with Vodka on a Newyears once, tons of people were on something that would not let someone sleep, and this one kid was drikning the WHOLE night thinking somehow the effects of drinking would keep up with the ones that were on something that would not let someone sleep, well it was like 730am new years day , the drinker is puking everywhere , stops, and asks for water, well we gave him a big ol glass of vodka . Oh the look after he was done chugging. LOL funny thing is he just sat down and started yelling at everyone (even people who were not there!) with his eyes closed until he passed out, the vodka somehow plugged him up w/ the puking. LOL

[Schmidty]

HAHA we did that with Vodka on a Newyears once, tons of people were on something that would not let someone sleep, and this one kid was drikning the WHOLE night thinking somehow the effects of drinking would keep up with the ones that were on something that would not let someone sleep, well it was like 730am new years day , the drinker is puking everywhere , stops, and asks for water, well we gave him a big ol glass of vodka . Oh the look after he was done chugging. LOL funny thing is he just sat down and started yelling at everyone (even people who were not there!) with his eyes closed until he passed out, the vodka somehow plugged him up w/ the puking. LOL

That might have been me LOL

[Tren Bull]

did he puke all over

haha yea he did... he puked all over the stairs leading up to my friends appartment.



my boy had to get the hose out and spray down the stairs when evan was done

[Tren Bull]

HAHA we did that with Vodka on a Newyears once, tons of people were on something that would not let someone sleep, and this one kid was drikning the WHOLE night thinking somehow the effects of drinking would keep up with the ones that were on something that would not let someone sleep, well it was like 730am new years day , the drinker is puking everywhere , stops, and asks for water, well we gave him a big ol glass of vodka . Oh the look after he was done chugging. LOL funny thing is he just sat down and started yelling at everyone (even people who were not there!) with his eyes closed until he passed out, the vodka somehow plugged him up w/ the puking. LOL

oh man, thats pretty funny. i think im going to make a point of doing this to people more often