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  1. 11-15-2006, 01:59 PM #1
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    Men and their four-letter words...

    Disclaimer: Please excuse the rough language to follow...




    A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got
    back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother,

    "So, how was the honeymoon?"

    "Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we
    returned, Sam started using the most horrible language-- things I'd
    never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! I've gotta
    come home, PLEASE MAMA!"

    Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "Calm down! You need to stay with your
    husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
    4-letter words?"

    "Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so
    embarrassed. They're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

    "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
    mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

    Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like:

    cook... wash... iron... & dust..."


    "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.



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  2. 11-15-2006, 02:04 PM #2
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    man my concentration level is low i cant read that
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  3. 11-15-2006, 07:32 PM #3
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    sounds like my girl... she dusnt know the meaning of those 4 letter words haha
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  4. 11-15-2006, 07:38 PM #4
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    LOL...that was a good one
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  5. 11-15-2006, 07:44 PM #5
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    I can handle the 4 letter words it's the 7 letter one i got issues with(laundry)
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  6. 11-15-2006, 07:51 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I can handle the 4 letter words it's the 7 letter one i got issues with(laundry)
    lol women these days

    j/k
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  7. 11-15-2006, 09:14 PM #7
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    my girls knows about these four letter words and I have onvinced her from the other four letter word, MAID, to her knowing she where her place is.


    but she is obsessed with another four letter word "baby" she is out of her mind.
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  8. 11-15-2006, 10:21 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre

    but she is obsessed with another four letter word "baby" she is out of her mind.
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  9. 11-15-2006, 10:31 PM #9
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  10. 11-16-2006, 01:23 AM #10
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    In my home Im the one doing the dishes, cleaning and cooking. I guess thats why me nuts are so small.
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  11. 11-16-2006, 06:50 AM #11
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    alot of truth in that..
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