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    If you could be any celebrity, who would you be?

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    The QB for the Dallas Cowboys. Second highest rating in the NFL and he's fukin Jessica Simpson...

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    Shania Twain, Jennifer Connelly (sp?), Jessica Biel

    If i were any of them i would stay inside all day ****ing myself.
    ***No source checks!!!***

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    The QB for the Dallas Cowboys. Second highest rating in the NFL and he's fukin Jessica Simpson...

    Romo is banging Jessica Simpson, let me go ask i am sure he is around here somewhere. I had no idea.

    Seriously, i will confirm this.
    ***No source checks!!!***

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Romo is banging Jessica Simpson, let me go ask i am sure he is around here somewhere. I had no idea.

    Seriously, i will confirm this.

    I saw a blurb about it on TV a couple days ago so it's probably true or has some sort of truth to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Shania Twain, Jennifer Connelly (sp?), Jessica Biel

    If i were any of them i would stay inside all day ****ing myself.
    hes asking who you would be, not who you could DO

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    hes asking who you would be, not who you could DO
    lol re-read his post my man. he clearly wishes he was a girl. ninja, im suprised!

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    I don't know who I would want to be but I know I wouldn't want to be Michael Richards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI
    I don't know who I would want to be but I know I wouldn't want to be Michael Richards!

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    I wouldnt want to swap I like me too much.

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    I would be Angelina Jolie and play with myself all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    I would be Angelina Jolie and play with myself all day
    You mean so you can do Brad Pitt? Zing! jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI
    You mean so you can do Brad Pitt? Zing! jk
    Depends how many beers i have in me

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    I wouldnt want to swap I like me too much.
    Ditto!

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    Hugh Hefner...

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Shania Twain, Jennifer Connelly (sp?), Jessica Biel

    If i were any of them i would stay inside all day ****ing myself.


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    i would be myself!!! i'll be famous soon - and within 30 years I will unite the world under one government

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    Kevin Federline, so that I could be an even bigger dirtbag.

    Seriously though, I'd probably like to be Arnold, Vince Vaughn, Tommy Lee or maybe Brad Pitt.

    Arnold is the biggest action star, and best body builder ever.

    Vince Vaughn gets Jennifer Aniston, plus gets to act in comedies and get paid good money for it. Plus since he always looks hung over, my boss would never be able to tell if I was out drinking the night before.

    Brad Pitt, had both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. Plus he can have any chick he wants aswell.

    Tommy Lee, gets paid mad money for doing concerts, and he had Pamela Anderson and Heather Locklear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    i would be myself!!! i'll be famous soon - and within 30 years I will unite the world under one government
    LOL haha

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    johnny depp.
    makes a lot of money
    lives in paris
    has a hot french bunny.

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    paris hilton.


    born into money.
    dosnt have to do shit
    party and **** anyone she wants.

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    Jay Z

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    hard choice either, brad pitt / vin deisel / eminem would be a pretty good choice.. maybe not so much there personal lives but alot of the movies the first two are in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Guy
    Hugh Hefner...
    I second that. Kendra is soooooo hot!!

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    you got it perfest beast , id rather be me

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    paris hilton.


    born into money.
    dosnt have to do shit
    party and **** anyone she wants.
    Yeah but those are usually guys.

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    Of those alive right now I have no clue.

    Historicaly. Einstein, Fermi, Oppenheimer, Heinsenberg or Bohr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    Of those alive right now I have no clue.

    Historicaly. Einstein, Fermi, Oppenheimer, Heinsenberg or Bohr.
    Nerd!

    I would be Bill Gates and then get plastic surgery so I could look exactly like I look right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scriptfactory
    Nerd!

    I would be Bill Gates and then get plastic surgery so I could look exactly like I look right now.
    You call me nerd and then pic Bill Gates

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    You call me nerd and then pic Bill Gates
    I know... I didn't say I wasn't a nerd, too!

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    The Pope! How cool would it be to have people calling you "Your excellency..." Plus, you get to ride around in the Popemobile, drinking wine, and have all the free altar boys you want. Oops, maybe not so cool.

    Hmmm... can't I just be myself and have Brangelina or Bill Gates adopt me? Who wouldn't be proud to have a reasonably buffed professor as a son?!?

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    i say kid rock just to be able to bang pamela, but i couldnt take being that skinny for too long.
    another vote for Hef too, his life has gotta be sweet. his house is basically a male fantasy land.

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    Yeah but those are usually guys.
    well if your a girl then its ok
    or, i'll just be a hot lesbo

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    well if your a girl then its ok
    or, i'll just be a hot lesbo
    Yeah but then you have nothing to stick in the girl.

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    Me in hugh heffners place. Then I would get some dark haired girls too, since I don't care much about blondes

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    Right now, I'd be Daniel Craig, just for a couple years then go back to being me.

    seriously, imagine being Bond!

    and you know the ladies love him right now, even my mum commented on his "sea scene"

    oh wait, my mum would want me...scratch that whole idea

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    I would like to be the most famously sexy man in the world. ALEX SCHMIDTBecuse he is so sexysex. Wait a second I am him holy shitaky mushrooms

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    Id be eminem, so I could blow my face off and end that for good!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye_guy
    Id be eminem, so I could blow my face off and end that for good!!
    eminem DAMN

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