maternity suit

**zimmy** · 11-29-2006, 11:07 AM

so...anyone ever been to one of these? Apparently I'm being accused of being the father of a 1 year ol baby. It's kinda funny but I was just curious how the whole bit went. Like I know criminal courts i just don't know civil all that well.

P.S. It's funny cus i haven't had sex with the accuser...EVER :P

**Phreak101** · 11-29-2006, 11:08 AM

Demand a paternity test, get the results to the court, judge will tell her to fack off.

Done deal.

**zimmy** · 11-29-2006, 11:30 AM

lol my rents say i should do that then counter sue for emotional damage :P I can't see myself sueing a single parent :P

**goodcents** · 11-29-2006, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by zimmy

lol my rents say i should do that then counter sue for emotional damage :P I can't see myself sueing a single parent :P

Why not? she started it

Maybe you could take her for a drive

**Hunter** · 11-29-2006, 11:35 AM

that is a bitch, well your in the clear no matter what really just demend a paternity test and done deal.

**zimmy** · 11-29-2006, 12:04 PM

how much of a slut do you have to be to not remember who you have and haven't had sex w/ ?

**prncezzml** · 11-29-2006, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

how much of a slut do you have to be to not remember who you have and haven't had sex w/ ?

Or how stupid? get a DNA test ASAP. Just out of curiousity, why do you think she chose you if you guys have never even had sex???

**MAXIMA5** · 11-29-2006, 12:27 PM

counter sue the bitch for punitive damages. say it broke up your relationship and damaged your image.

**beuleux** · 11-29-2006, 12:48 PM

DNA test will sort it out if she refuses then its as good as admitting to the judge shes a bull**iter

**zimmy** · 11-29-2006, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by prncezzml

Or how stupid? get a DNA test ASAP. Just out of curiousity, why do you think she chose you if you guys have never even had sex???

I make a pretty decent amount of money for a texan. And she knows that i'm a family oriented type guy.

**italianplayboy09** · 11-29-2006, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

I make a pretty decent amount of money for a texan. And she knows that i'm a family oriented type guy.

how do you know her? was she a friend or something?

**boarder034** · 11-29-2006, 01:20 PM

Ur a texan...then do it the right way, sue her, and make her clean ur truck 3 times a week lol

**Timm1704** · 11-29-2006, 01:20 PM

man i hate crap like this. or when women cry rape when they really werent. hope it works out for you mate, and yes i agree, id feel slightly wrong suing a single parent. maybe ask for one nite alone with her as compensation, but only use the back door. then she cannot say u got her up the duff

**zimmy** · 11-29-2006, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by italianplayboy09

how do you know her? was she a friend or something?

i talked to her for about a week a while back...but wasn't really "in" to her. Bit to unlady like for me. Then did the whole keepign semi in touch for a good 2 months after. Then stopped talking to her :P

**StoneGRMI** · 11-29-2006, 02:22 PM

Maury! Maury! Maury!!! ...And the results are in!!!

**Panzerfaust** · 11-29-2006, 02:26 PM

You are screwed, get those child support checks ready.

Is she at least hot?

**bbplaya21** · 11-29-2006, 04:45 PM

call jerry springer

**goodcents** · 11-30-2006, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

You are screwed, get those child support checks ready.

Is she at least hot?

*Zimmy makes out checks after discovering he hit it while drunk*

**italianplayboy09** · 11-30-2006, 01:51 PM

update???

**zimmy** · 11-30-2006, 03:01 PM

talked to lawyer. Told her i'd get a maternity test if it's a clinic of my choosing (not her lawyer's "buddies" or n e thing). I also let them know that I will be counter sueing when it comes back negative for lost wages and lawyer fees and to notify their client. I make a god amount so ... 1 day out of work is about 325 :P

**Carlos_E** · 11-30-2006, 03:56 PM

That takes some serious balls to sue someone you haven't slept with.

**ect0m0rph** · 11-30-2006, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

lol my rents say i should do that then counter sue for emotional damage :P I can't see myself sueing a single parent :P

Yeah that stinks man, you want to punish her for such a frivilous lawsuit but you dont want to hurt the baby. But if you missed out on work you cant be punished that just sounds like a terrible situation good luck