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11-29-2006, 03:51 PM #1
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I need to know if this is funny
I know this girl and she's very 'girly'... you know she likes pretty colours and is innocent and sweet blah blah you get the picture
Her and i were talking about sex last night (shocker huh) and she said that hte first time she had sex that it took half an hour to get it in. This was because her guy was very patient.
So i was wondering... how funny is this?
Is it evne suppsoed to be funny?
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11-29-2006, 03:59 PM #2
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Depends what you mean by funny. Are you asking if we think it was a joke on her part or is she being serious because you aren't sure if she was kidding? Sorry if that makes no sense, but I'm confused
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11-29-2006, 03:59 PM #3
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Thats pretty funny on this end. I had the same thing happen, but it was because she was small and really tight. But thats what Probe is for! And it didn't take a half hout either. He probalby couldn't find the hole.
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11-29-2006, 04:01 PM #4
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It would be funnier if it was an extremly flamboyant gay man talking about his first time...
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11-29-2006, 04:02 PM #5
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i dont think what you just said helped anything
Originally Posted by prncezzml
Depends what you mean by funny. Are you asking if we think it was a joke on her part or is she being serious because you aren't sure if she was kidding? Sorry if that makes no sense, but I'm confused
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11-29-2006, 04:03 PM #6
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i shouldve put a POLL! Originally Posted by Phreak101
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11-29-2006, 04:14 PM #7
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You mean pole. Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
i shouldve put a POLL!Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
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11-29-2006, 04:16 PM #8
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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11-29-2006, 04:18 PM #9
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DUN DUN DUH Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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11-29-2006, 04:36 PM #10
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I read it as she's a slut, I mean it took me a month to get in my girl's ham wallet.
jk
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11-29-2006, 04:42 PM #11
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funny how like odd or Haha? I think its funny odd but not haha.
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11-29-2006, 05:36 PM #12
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Ahhhh the first time, best 30 sec of my life !
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11-29-2006, 05:54 PM #13
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Why are you wondering if its funny? Did you laugh your ass off when she said it and your just wondering if she was like whoa why the hell is he laughing so hard. I would of said baby I would lick it before I stick it so there will be less fricton. hehe
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11-29-2006, 06:46 PM #14
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30 secs... what did you do it twice Originally Posted by DSM4Life
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11-29-2006, 06:55 PM #15
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No. Originally Posted by beuleux
10sec to her cloths off
2sec to get mine off
3sec for the condom
10secs of fun
5sec to think who the first person was i was going to tell.
That about sums it up.
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11-29-2006, 06:56 PM #16
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I think your have to much time on your hands literally
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11-29-2006, 06:57 PM #17
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clearly thats only the only thing he has on his hands Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
I think your have to much time on your hands literally
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11-29-2006, 07:01 PM #18
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I think were all agreed... its not funny
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11-29-2006, 07:03 PM #19
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Originally Posted by DSM4Life
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11-29-2006, 07:11 PM #20
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my immediate reaction was one of shock
and after that i was just confused
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11-29-2006, 07:14 PM #21
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I don't know. It sounds serious to me, and is very believable.
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11-30-2006, 08:41 AM #22
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She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time. Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.
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11-30-2006, 09:06 AM #23
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ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!! Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.
So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.
You The rest of us.
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11-30-2006, 09:10 AM #24
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Originally Posted by Kale
ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!
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11-30-2006, 09:32 AM #25
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11-30-2006, 09:49 AM #26
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BAW-HAW-HAW!!! Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.
So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.
You The rest of us.
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11-30-2006, 09:58 AM #27
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Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.
So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.
You The rest of us.
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11-30-2006, 09:59 AM #28
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Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.
So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.
You The rest of us.
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11-30-2006, 10:06 AM #29
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ok guys thats enough, leave the LITTLE guy alone....
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11-30-2006, 10:17 AM #30
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It can happen with virgins, took me 3 days of trying morning noon and night to do my ex for her first time..
It could be a mild version of the condition vaginismus (yeah it was that difficult we actually looked it up) but once you've done em properly the condition can go away.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VaginismusLast edited by Snrf; 11-30-2006 at 10:24 AM.
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11-30-2006, 10:42 AM #31
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Been there... having a large penis can be awful at times
Damned blackness
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11-30-2006, 10:44 AM #32
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Lmao.. Meso, eloquent as usual. Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.
So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.
You The rest of us.
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11-30-2006, 10:46 AM #33
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Yea the double digits always suck with virgins
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11-30-2006, 11:05 AM #34
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hahaha ROFL..... Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.
So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.
You The rest of us.
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11-30-2006, 12:45 PM #35
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No matter how tight it is if you get a lot of spit or lube on it and she's real wet it will go in
I f*cked this asian girl a couple nights ago and she's SUPER tight so I slid it in real slow to be nice but then I just pounded it lol. After about 5 min she made me stop cause it hurt too much so I pulled out and came on her face haha
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11-30-2006, 12:50 PM #36
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Sounds like a very romantic night Originally Posted by Superhuman
No matter how tight it is if you get a lot of spit or lube on it and she's real wet it will go in
I f*cked this asian girl a couple nights ago and she's SUPER tight so I slid it in real slow to be nice but then I just pounded it lol. After about 5 min she made me stop cause it hurt too much so I pulled out and came on her face haha
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11-30-2006, 12:58 PM #37
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I saw that movie too Originally Posted by DSM4Life
Sounds like a very romantic night
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11-30-2006, 01:01 PM #38
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did you at least buy her some flowers LOL Originally Posted by DSM4Life
Sounds like a very romantic night
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11-30-2006, 01:12 PM #39
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I know this has nothing to do with the thread but it looks like Carlos's new picture of him posing, is in a subway station! Jeeze Carlos, do you walk around like that everwhere!
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Why are you always talking about your package? Originally Posted by Narkissos
Been there... having a large penis can be awful at times
Damned blackness
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