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  1. 11-29-2006, 03:51 PM #1
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    I need to know if this is funny

    I know this girl and she's very 'girly'... you know she likes pretty colours and is innocent and sweet blah blah you get the picture

    Her and i were talking about sex last night (shocker huh) and she said that hte first time she had sex that it took half an hour to get it in. This was because her guy was very patient.

    So i was wondering... how funny is this?

    Is it evne suppsoed to be funny?
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  2. 11-29-2006, 03:59 PM #2
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    Depends what you mean by funny. Are you asking if we think it was a joke on her part or is she being serious because you aren't sure if she was kidding? Sorry if that makes no sense, but I'm confused
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    Thats pretty funny on this end. I had the same thing happen, but it was because she was small and really tight. But thats what Probe is for! And it didn't take a half hout either. He probalby couldn't find the hole.
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  4. 11-29-2006, 04:01 PM #4
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    It would be funnier if it was an extremly flamboyant gay man talking about his first time...
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  5. 11-29-2006, 04:02 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by prncezzml
    Depends what you mean by funny. Are you asking if we think it was a joke on her part or is she being serious because you aren't sure if she was kidding? Sorry if that makes no sense, but I'm confused
    i dont think what you just said helped anything
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  6. 11-29-2006, 04:03 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    It would be funnier if it was an extremly flamboyant gay man talking about his first time...
    i shouldve put a POLL!
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  7. 11-29-2006, 04:14 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    i shouldve put a POLL!
    You mean pole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    You mean pole.
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  9. 11-29-2006, 04:18 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    You mean pole.
    DUN DUN DUH
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    I read it as she's a slut, I mean it took me a month to get in my girl's ham wallet.

    jk
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    funny how like odd or Haha? I think its funny odd but not haha.
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  12. 11-29-2006, 05:36 PM #12
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    Ahhhh the first time, best 30 sec of my life !
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    Why are you wondering if its funny? Did you laugh your ass off when she said it and your just wondering if she was like whoa why the hell is he laughing so hard. I would of said baby I would lick it before I stick it so there will be less fricton. hehe
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  14. 11-29-2006, 06:46 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    Ahhhh the first time, best 30 sec of my life !
    30 secs... what did you do it twice
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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    30 secs... what did you do it twice
    No.

    10sec to her cloths off
    2sec to get mine off
    3sec for the condom
    10secs of fun
    5sec to think who the first person was i was going to tell.

    That about sums it up.
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    I think your have to much time on your hands literally




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  17. 11-29-2006, 06:57 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
    I think your have to much time on your hands literally




    clearly thats only the only thing he has on his hands
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  18. 11-29-2006, 07:01 PM #18
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    I think were all agreed... its not funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    No.

    10sec to her cloths off
    2sec to get mine off
    3sec for the condom
    10secs of fun
    5sec to think who the first person was i was going to tell.

    That about sums it up.
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  20. 11-29-2006, 07:11 PM #20
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    my immediate reaction was one of shock

    and after that i was just confused
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  21. 11-29-2006, 07:14 PM #21
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    I don't know. It sounds serious to me, and is very believable.
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  22. 11-30-2006, 08:41 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    my immediate reaction was one of shock

    and after that i was just confused
    She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.

    So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.

    You The rest of us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.

    So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.

    You The rest of us.
    ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.

    So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.

    You The rest of us.
    BAW-HAW-HAW!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.

    So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.

    You The rest of us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.

    So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.

    You The rest of us.
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    ok guys thats enough, leave the LITTLE guy alone....
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    It can happen with virgins, took me 3 days of trying morning noon and night to do my ex for her first time..

    It could be a mild version of the condition vaginismus (yeah it was that difficult we actually looked it up) but once you've done em properly the condition can go away.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus
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    Been there... having a large penis can be awful at times

    Damned blackness
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.

    So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.

    You The rest of us.
    Lmao.. Meso, eloquent as usual.
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    Yea the double digits always suck with virgins
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    She was politely telling you his dick was so big it wouldnt go strait in... he had to work it in.... She might have been politely telling you yours was small at the same time.

    So in retrospect of the first question... yes this is funny.

    You The rest of us.
    hahaha ROFL.....
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    No matter how tight it is if you get a lot of spit or lube on it and she's real wet it will go in

    I f*cked this asian girl a couple nights ago and she's SUPER tight so I slid it in real slow to be nice but then I just pounded it lol. After about 5 min she made me stop cause it hurt too much so I pulled out and came on her face haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    No matter how tight it is if you get a lot of spit or lube on it and she's real wet it will go in

    I f*cked this asian girl a couple nights ago and she's SUPER tight so I slid it in real slow to be nice but then I just pounded it lol. After about 5 min she made me stop cause it hurt too much so I pulled out and came on her face haha
    Sounds like a very romantic night
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    Sounds like a very romantic night
    I saw that movie too
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    Sounds like a very romantic night
    did you at least buy her some flowers LOL
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    I know this has nothing to do with the thread but it looks like Carlos's new picture of him posing, is in a subway station! Jeeze Carlos, do you walk around like that everwhere!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Been there... having a large penis can be awful at times

    Damned blackness
    Why are you always talking about your package?
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