are out in the woods doing their huntin thing and Ted is letting Bill take a gander through his new scope on his Remington 700 CDL and as Bill is looking through it he goes DAM TED i can see ur wife from here and i think.. yep she is with another man!
Ted.. furiously says OMG heres 50 bux i want u to blow her hed off and blast his pecker off!
Bill says NOPROB i can do that in one SHOT!