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    mentally retarded girl keeps calling....

    so there was this girl that is a mentally retarded, that i went to ELEMENTARY SCHOOL with. and with it being 100 years later, I've forgotten all about her, because I only had 1 class with her (they let her in a normal class...not sure why). She'd sit at my table, and write "monique jackson" on her paper (because she had a fetish for michael jackson and pretended to be his wife or somethin). So i'm up at my university one day last year....and I get a call from her...on my dorm phone (wtf...i barely even know my dorm number). That was weird, i thought. So then about a couple months later she calls my cell phone. I'm sitting back trying to figure out who gave her my number, but no ideas.


    So here I am, approx a year later....I have a new cell phone carrier and number...and who the flip calls me? this retard girl....AGAIN. wtf do i do....how can i be nice about this? she kept sending me myspace messages saying stuff like...."love ya like a brother...", I don't even know this girl. My cover recently has been, "hello???? heeeellllllooo???? stupid phone....(click)". I NEED TO KNOW WHO GAVE MY NUMBER TO HER!!!!!!

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    couls be sum1 playin funny ****ers. just tel the daft cow2 leave u alone.

    she could be stalkin u

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    Is she decent looking?

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    Stop giving the tard your number..or just bang it and never tell anyone.

    I have a hard time believing she can somehow come up with your number without you knowing how or who gave it to her.
    ***No source checks!!!***

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    Reminds me of that drawn together episode where the hero hooked up with the retarded girl

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    lol is all i can say to this

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    This kid i work with is mentally challeneged, and he asked for my email, being a nice guy i gave it to him....36 emails in one night, and on average since then 2 a night. IM so sick of hearing him call me ****ing buddy i wanna beat the livin hell out of him. BUt i havent said anything at all, and now he wants to "arm wrestle" thats all he talks about "hey buddy can we talk about arm wrestling"...i just wanna be like "hey can i talk to you about pushing you off a cliff"



    IM sorry that was mean, its just ive wanted to say some shit to him, and i havent had the chance, and finally i was aloud to vent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarder034
    This kid i work with is mentally challeneged, and he asked for my email, being a nice guy i gave it to him....36 emails in one night, and on average since then 2 a night. IM so sick of hearing him call me ****ing buddy i wanna beat the livin hell out of him. BUt i havent said anything at all, and now he wants to "arm wrestle" thats all he talks about "hey buddy can we talk about arm wrestling"...i just wanna be like "hey can i talk to you about pushing you off a cliff"



    IM sorry that was mean, its just ive wanted to say some shit to him, and i havent had the chance, and finally i was aloud to vent...

    I use to have a guy that would come by and ask me for a job like every other day. *I first wrote what I really thought about the guy but edited it*
    I didn't want to make anyone mad, but if you are trying to run a business it doesn't matter if they are retarded or not, it just gets in the way of business We use to have a couple of them at bally that wanted to hug everyone every 2 seconds and I always got the fuking complaints Everyone else would duck out

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    Im really starting to get annoyed by him, im not sure what to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Stop giving the tard your number..or just bang it and never tell anyone.

    I have a hard time believing she can somehow come up with your number without you knowing how or who gave it to her.

    i never gave the tard my number. the question i'm trying to answer is who gave it to her....

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    It sounds like someone is fuking around with you.

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    man i love banging retarded chicks they're so easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    man i love banging retarded chicks they're so easy
    I would do a blind deff chick but i think i draw the line at retarded

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    The real question again is, DOES SHE SWALLOW?

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    Just admite it, you feel flatered that you have a fan.

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    Maybe an ex GF, or maybe she's a stalker and keeps looking you up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    I would do a blind deff chick but i think i draw the line at retarded
    your sick.. man show some respect..

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    Quote Originally Posted by crash187ct
    so there was this girl that is a mentally retarded, that i went to ELEMENTARY SCHOOL with. and with it being 100 years later, I've forgotten all about her, because I only had 1 class with her (they let her in a normal class...not sure why). She'd sit at my table, and write "monique jackson" on her paper (because she had a fetish for michael jackson and pretended to be his wife or somethin). So i'm up at my university one day last year....and I get a call from her...on my dorm phone (wtf...i barely even know my dorm number). That was weird, i thought. So then about a couple months later she calls my cell phone. I'm sitting back trying to figure out who gave her my number, but no ideas.


    So here I am, approx a year later....I have a new cell phone carrier and number...and who the flip calls me? this retard girl....AGAIN. wtf do i do....how can i be nice about this? she kept sending me myspace messages saying stuff like...."love ya like a brother...", I don't even know this girl. My cover recently has been, "hello???? heeeellllllooo???? stupid phone....(click)". I NEED TO KNOW WHO GAVE MY NUMBER TO HER!!!!!!
    im sorry i did it as a joke

    can you ever forgive me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
    your sick.. man show some respect..

    I would do it too if she was decent

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    Too much test!

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    @ this thread!!

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    come on guys, shes mentally challenged!@

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    Mentally retarded people need lovin', too.

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    be nice asshole

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    Quote Originally Posted by crash187ct
    so there was this girl that is a mentally retarded, that i went to ELEMENTARY SCHOOL with. and with it being 100 years later, I've forgotten all about her, because I only had 1 class with her (they let her in a normal class...not sure why). She'd sit at my table, and write "monique jackson" on her paper (because she had a fetish for michael jackson and pretended to be his wife or somethin). So i'm up at my university one day last year....and I get a call from her...on my dorm phone (wtf...i barely even know my dorm number). That was weird, i thought. So then about a couple months later she calls my cell phone. I'm sitting back trying to figure out who gave her my number, but no ideas.


    So here I am, approx a year later....I have a new cell phone carrier and number...and who the flip calls me? this retard girl....AGAIN. wtf do i do....how can i be nice about this? she kept sending me myspace messages saying stuff like...."love ya like a brother...", I don't even know this girl. My cover recently has been, "hello???? heeeellllllooo???? stupid phone....(click)". I NEED TO KNOW WHO GAVE MY NUMBER TO HER!!!!!!
    lol..same thing halppens to me. Theres this autistic kid i went to school with in elementary school..then again a few years in HS. He can remember EVERYONES name, phone number, siblings..interests..etc. His memory is like a phone book. He calls everyone and will never get off the phone. One of my friends gave him my phone number as a joke..that bastard

    calls..im like wtf is this..i answer

    "HEyyyy Jimmmyyyy"

    Blah! and u cant just hang up on him..u gotta give an excuse..then he gets all sad

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    i'm really trying here....i really really am....but jesus....

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    psh..this one is a guy and he asks the most ridiculous questions

    "Would you ever model for an underwear company?"
    "Would you do it with your shirt off?"
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    "Why not..u could show off your hot bod"

    Oh gawd..

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    smart little tart

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    post your myspace link up so we can see the pics and msgs hahahah

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    It's probably a member of your family that keeps giving her your number. Maybe she calls your mom and asks for your number. I've had to remind my parents several times not to give my info to people from high school, jr. high, and elementary school trying to contact me (none of whom were friends).

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    Its fate bro... you and the tard are meant to be!

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    just be honest and say you dont really know her that well and her calls to you are a bit worrying. Tell her you would rather she didn't call you anymore.

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    I think I'm going to hell just for reading this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    just be honest and say you dont really know her that well and her calls to you are a bit worrying. Tell her you would rather she didn't call you anymore.
    leave it out beast you cant mess with crash's destiny lmao

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    then tell her to call me and ill give her a good seeing too!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    I think I'm going to hell just for reading this thread.

    I saved you a seat

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    Quote Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
    your sick.. man show some respect..
    How is that sick im saying i would bang a deff girl or blind girl but not a retarded girl. Or are you saying its gross that i wouldnot **** a retarded girl, in that case your sick my friend and need help. LOL

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    u guys are mean

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    I think your mean

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