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  1. 12-13-2006, 10:19 PM #1
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    strap-on

    my woman came home with a strap-on today? WTF
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  2. 12-13-2006, 10:21 PM #2
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    I wouldnt drink anything she gives you.
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    Gee, thanks for sharing. Hope you enjoyed it.....lolol bend over she'll drive....lololol
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    Let us know how that turns out for ya......
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    I would move out.
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    why move out?? Maybe its just his early Christmas Present.....lolol
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    If she did not come in with some other chick with it. I would sleep on my back for the next few days.
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    u should be scared trust me
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  9. 12-13-2006, 10:33 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by big L 17
    u should be scared trust me
    Have you ever used one???
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    this is a more serious matter than it sounds... apparently
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  11. 12-13-2006, 10:34 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    Have you ever used one???
    more importantly have YOU
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  12. 12-13-2006, 10:35 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    more importantly have YOU
    Not a strap on but a slip on. I use it on my wife she loves it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    I wouldnt drink anything she gives you.
    LOL!!
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    You are screwed litterally, she probably read the thread on prostrate stimulation, that was all the rage yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rookie1974
    my woman came home with a strap-on today? WTF


    just take it.....and have fun
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  17. 12-14-2006, 04:40 AM #17
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    are you two going to play "whos the prison bitch"? Dont drop the soap bro and watch out so you dont wake up one day all tied up to the bed while your girl is lubing up your chocolate starfish.
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  18. 12-14-2006, 06:56 AM #18
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    wow, i want to close this thread, and at the same time i want to make it a sticky..

    maybe part of the "hall of shame" threads..
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  19. 12-14-2006, 07:03 AM #19
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    enjoy buddy
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  20. 12-14-2006, 07:18 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    I wouldnt drink anything she gives you.
    Yep ... you could wake up tied in a position you would be unconfortable with.


    Serioustly maybye she plans to give you a nice christmas present with her bestfriend ....
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  21. 12-14-2006, 07:35 AM #21
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  22. 12-14-2006, 07:37 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rookie1974
    my woman came home with a strap-on today? WTF
    are you doing your job right? maybe she wants to show you how to "do iT"
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  23. 12-14-2006, 07:41 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj1capp
    are you doing your job right? maybe she wants to show you how to "do iT"
    You mean by tie it on her big teddy bear
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  24. 12-14-2006, 10:56 AM #24
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    sounds fun to me.....u guys are pansies...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    sounds fun to me.....u guys are pansies...

    Did you just get out of jail?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rookie1974
    my woman came home with a strap-on today? WTF
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  27. 12-14-2006, 11:01 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
    Did you just get out of jail?
    no....never been arrestimicated....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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    I just read this. I always tell my friends not to be scared of a GIRLS ass hole, and that ifd they use oral and fingers they will not hurt the girl.
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    night night keep ya butt hole tight
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    watch out for your corn hole dude.
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    She wants to **** your arse. Plain and simple.
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    did you try to give it to her up her five hole and she didn't like it? Maybe she wants to give you a taste of what its like.

    but buddy, your screwed!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenceguy
    did you try to give it to her up her five hole and she didn't like it? Maybe she wants to give you a taste of what its like.

    but buddy, your screwed!!!!
    five hole
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    bro - i'm sorry to b the one 2 have to tell u this.....but ur about to get n the bedroom, ur days of sexual dominance r over.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlInDsIdE
    bro - i'm sorry to b the one 2 have to tell u this.....but ur about to get n the bedroom, ur days of sexual dominance r over.....


    lol....he's right....seeeeee YA
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    lmao at this thread!! lol
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    five hole = arse hole
    it's a hockey term.
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