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    Please tell me if this Sh*t is true...

    Do you want to gain up to 3" of new muscle on your
    arms in 30 days? How about making similar sized gains
    in your other muscle groups? Then I would like to tell
    you all about the Number 1 selling Site Enhancing Oil
    in the world, Syntherol from Synthetek!

    To visit Synthetek's website: **edited** To
    Contact Synthetek **edited**


    Syntherol contains: Caprillic Acid, Capric Acid,
    Caproic Acid, Lauric Acid, Silica, and Benzyl Alcohol.
    It comes in a 100ml bottle.

    If you are lacking in a muscle group, be it biceps,
    triceps, deltoids, calves, quadriceps, pectorals or
    any other muscle group you can think off, and no
    matter what else you have tried to break through the
    plateau to make those stubborn muscle groups grow,
    well then Syntherol can very well be the answer.
    Syntherol, is a Site Enhancing Oil (SEO), otherwise
    know as 'synthol'.

    SEOs help a muscle to break past a plateau (sticking
    point) by helping the fascia of a muscle stretch. The
    fascia is the sheath of tissue that envelops a muscle.
    It is also the primary restrictive factor in a muscle
    growth. The more flexible the fascia is, the quicker
    the muscle will increase in size. Top professional
    bodybuilders, that have muscle groups that 'pop' when
    they flex, have very flexible muscular fascias.

    When proper protocol is followed as described below,
    muscle groups such as the arms can gain up to 3" in 30
    days. And if proper protocol is followed, then the
    size will become permanent.

    How does Syntherol work?

    To begin with, Syntherol does not stay in the muscle
    for 3 to 5 years as wrongly assumed at first.
    Syntherol is dissipated gradually within a few months.
    However, during this time, Syntherol has stretched the
    fascia of the treated muscle. The more elastic the
    fascia of the muscle is, the more the muscle will grow
    and the more it will have the desired "popping"
    look.

    Syntherol stays in the muscle long enough for the
    fascia to stretch. As it dissipates, the "space"
    created by the Syntherol is replaced with new muscle
    tissue growth, if the user is in a proper anabolic
    environment. That is an environment conducive to
    muscle growth, i.e. resistance training, proper
    nutrition, recovery and supplementation.

    New muscle tissue growth, in the space created by
    Syntherol, is the reason that x-rays performed on
    athletes with 25" and larger arms showed no remaining
    Syntherol to be present. The Syntherol dissipated and
    it was replaced by real muscle.


    Syntherol is the reason why current top level
    bodybuilding competitors have achieved muscle size
    that was previously unimaginable. Syntherol
    is
    even supported by Chris Clark himself, the inventor of
    SEOs, as
    mentioned
    in his latest book.

    Syntherol is the ONLY SEO formulated by a MAJOR
    PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY; therefore you need not be
    concerned with issues such as sterility of
    the
    oil, which can arise with the home made "bathtub"
    formulations that
    abound
    on the internet, And Syntherol is backed by a DOUBLE
    YOUR MONEY BACK SATISFACTION GUARANTEE, something that
    no other SEO manufacturer is willing to offer.

    How to use Syntherol:

    Syntherol can be used for two purposes - to increase
    the size of a
    muscle
    or to shape a muscle.

    To increase size, using the biceps as an example; You
    need to apply Syntherol to EVERY head of the muscle,
    while rotating the applications daily within that
    muscle head. This is the only way to ensure that the
    added size followed the natural look and shape of that
    particular
    muscle.

    Bodybuilders use 1ml per muscle (that is 1ml per
    muscle head - i.e.
    inner
    head, outer head, etc). This 1ml is used every day,
    for a period of 2 weeks followed by a one week rest
    period in between. Then repeated.

    Other bodybuilders use 1ml per muscle 3 times a week
    for the first
    week,
    followed by 2ml per muscle 3 times a week the second
    week and 3ml per muscle 3 times a week the third week.
    That is followed by one or two
    week
    break, after which the usage pattern is repeated.

    The quickest way to increase a muscle to its maximum
    size is by
    following
    the regimen below:

    1ml per muscle head every day for 10 days
    2ml per muscle head every day for 10 days
    3ml per muscle head every day for 10 days
    If you apply Syntherol to both your biceps and your
    triceps simultaneously, you can add up to 3" on your
    arms in those 30 days.

    A few more pointers:

    It is EXTREMELLY IMPORTANT that you deeply massage the
    muscle that you just applied the Syntherol to. You
    have to make sure that there is not
    a
    lump forming. The muscle should always be soft and
    should NEVER feel
    like
    there is a lump. It is also a good idea, to apply
    Syntherol just before going to the gym. As soon as you
    get to the gym, perform a couple light weight, high
    reps sets using the treated muscle, to get the blood
    moving.
    This also will minimize lump formation. Remember, if a
    lumps forms
    because
    you did not massage the treated muscle, scar tissue
    will form as well.
    And
    you want to avoid scar tissue at all costs!

    If you find that you cannot completely massage away
    the lump, but you
    are
    due for another application, wait until your massaging
    makes the lump disappear completely (it should not be
    more than a couple of days) and then resume from where
    you left off.

    If you're on of the lucky few who has all the size you
    want and you
    just
    need to shape the muscle, such as adding a peak to
    your biceps, then
    apply
    Syntherol only to the peak of the muscle - 1ml every
    day or every
    second
    day until you obtain the peak that you desire.

    Where to apply Syntherol:

    BICEPS - inner and outer head. You can feel the
    "split" in between the
    two
    heads of the bicep when examined with your other hand.
    Apply the
    Syntherol
    to each side of that split. If you want to increase
    the length and thickness of the bicep, apply Syntherol
    more to the inner head (closer
    to
    the body). If an increase of the peak is desired then
    apply Syntherol
    more
    to the outer head.

    TRICEPS - You do not need to apply Syntherol to the
    outer tricep
    horseshoe
    head, unless it is really lacking in development
    behind the other
    tricep
    heads. Syntherol is generally only applied to the
    middle and rear heads
    of
    the triceps. Generally, at the back of the arm, the
    upper portion is
    the
    rear head and the lower portion is the middle head -
    although the two heads overlap each other somewhat.

    DELTOIDS - Apply Syntherol straight into whatever head
    is lacking in
    size.

    CALVES - Natural calves, regardless of how big they
    are, have a "flat" appearance to the muscle. As such,
    you want to maintain that look, so
    they
    don't end up looking like someone stuck an air hose in
    there. As such, Syntherol is applied in multiple
    applications, only to the outside
    edges
    of the muscle. That will make the calves stretch
    outwards, while
    keeping
    the flat, natural look.

    QUADS - With muscles this large, one needs to do
    multiple daily applications. Where in the biceps 1ml
    per head per day is used to begin with, on the quads
    you need to start with 1ml per site, 7 sites per
    quad.
    THis is important to avoid a "lumpy" look and keep the
    quad uniform. Again, to keep the natural look of the
    thigh, Syntherol should be
    applied
    to the "peak" of the outer quad, along the crest. If
    the teardrop is lacking, then Syntherol should be
    applied straight into it, rotating
    sites
    daily.

    PECS - Again, these are very large, "flat" looking
    muscles. As such,
    the
    entire muscle has to be covered evenly with Syntherol,
    so 3 rows of 3 applications per day per pectoral
    should be used. The dosage would be 0.5ml per day per
    application site for 10 days, followed by 1ml per day
    per application site for 10 days and finished off with
    1.5ml per day
    per
    application site for 10 days.

    It is strongly recommend that Syntherol users review
    some basic anatomy charts and study the muscles and
    the nerves that are in the area where Syntherol is to
    be applied.

    Pain - obviously, any fascial stretching will hurt.
    But, the pain will decrease the more Syntherol is
    applied, until it will not hurt any more
    at
    all. Initially, all SEOs hurt, but Syntherol has been
    reported to hurt
    the
    least due to its high level of refinement and very
    thin consistency.

    And again, be sure the muscle is stretched and
    vigorously massaged throughout the day after every
    application with Syntherol. Here's a
    link
    where you can find Syntherol from Synthetek.

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    Its just synthol it appears, thats what synthol does.

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    "Thanks" for the syntherol advertisement.



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    i wasnt trying to advertise i just wasnt sure if it worked or not...

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    Sure synthol 'works'...

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    narks all Syntherol

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    just synthol..ya of course it "works" like Nark said..

    Depends..3" in one month...just stop and think of how it would look

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    That'd be awesome if they made a experiment where 1 person just synthols every other bodypart.
    Left trap, right tricep, right pec, left lat, left bi, right quad, left calf
    lol that'd be awesome

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    SVT would you like to be the guinea pig?

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    Hmmm..... depends what the payout is, i was hoping to be the guinea pig for like, the reactions to seeing numerous tits at once or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by donniebrasco
    narks all Syntherol
    shhh..

    I'm synterol-ing my triceps right now actually

    *pauses while 5ml of gloop settles into muscle*

    /me moans

    3" more here i come

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    Yeah it works just ask Greg Valentino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos

    *pauses while 5ml of gloop settles into muscle*



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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    shhh..

    I'm synterol-ing my triceps right now actually

    *pauses while 5ml of gloop settles into muscle*

    /me moans

    3" more here i come
    LMAO!!!! Gloop!!!

    hahahhahaha...oh gawd no need to do abs tonight anymroe..

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    If I inject this into my penis, do you think it will grow 3" in one month?


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    It's been around for awhile. The people that use it to look big, end up looking retarded.

    The people who use, it to enhance the shape of a certain muscle, are the ones who could benefit from this.

    My training partner has used sythol on his calves numerous times. It helps him by creating a more proportional look for contests.

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