girlfriend is too wet!!!

[fenceguy]

man anyone ever have a problem with a woman being too wet? What can you do about it? And how do you tell her nicely?

[Tesla]

Yeah, been there and, uh, done that. What I've discovered with girls who get super-wet is that they are usually extra-stinky down there. When it smells like a trash dump it's really hard to go down on it.

[chest6]

thats y ill never go down on girls.. isnt a prob for sex tho

[STYLE74]

Damn man i love it when a women get's super wet, it turns me on like crazy.

[chest6]

...yeah me 2..

[*Narkissos*]

Yeah, been there and, uh, done that. What I've discovered with girls who get super-wet is that they are usually extra-stinky down there. When it smells like a trash dump it's really hard to go down on it.

extra stinky?

LMAO... I've never experienced a smell with the superwetness

@extra stinky.

[G-1000]

Damn man i love it when a women get's super wet, it turns me on like crazy.

I second that. The wetter the bettee.


Man what is wrong with you. That is what it's all abotu

[*Narkissos*]

man anyone ever have a problem with a woman being too wet?

What's the 'problem'? Are you slipping out or something?

If yes.. try different positions, or try modifying the positions by having her 'scissors lock' her legs so the poon is tighter

e.g. if you're banging her with her legs over your shoulders.. remove them from your shoulders.. have her stick 'em straight up.. and cross 'em.. It'll crush the beef flap lips in and it'll be like banging a well lubed slotmachine.. viva las vegas!!!

What can you do about it? And how do you tell her nicely?

How do you tell her what nicely?

"Honey i hate how turned on you get"?

LMAO.

That's a surefire recipe to cut off your poon supply.

[Tesla]

I dunno...maybe it's just me but I really think I've noticed a direct correlation between the level of wetness and stinkiness. A girl who doesn't get very wet doesn't seem to get that stinky. Medium wetness and I'm smelling something (still acceptable though). Super-wet means super-stinky.

My last girlfriend got so wet and stinky that it caused the whole room to smell. I just wanted to open a window and turn on a fan or something. When you walked into the room it was like hitting a wall of smelly vagina.

[beuleux]

Extra stinky? are you sure she didnt just get drunk and p1ss herself

[gixxerboy1]

I dunno...maybe it's just me but I really think I've noticed a direct correlation between the level of wetness and stinkiness. A girl who doesn't get very wet doesn't seem to get that stinky. Medium wetness and I'm smelling something (still acceptable though). Super-wet means super-stinky.

My last girlfriend got so wet and stinky that it caused the whole room to smell. I just wanted to open a window and turn on a fan or something. When you walked into the room it was like hitting a wall of smelly vagina.

Your dating the wrong girls then.

If she is to wet tell her to stop picturing me during sex

[PROTEINSHAKE]

too wet?? & what can you do about it?? keep pounding the hell outta it --friction will dry it out nicely...

apparently you've never had a "squirter" then .... THATS WET!!

[fenceguy]

Tesla, you got to teach her to wipe front to back. front to back..

[*Narkissos*]

Your dating the wrong girls then.

ditto actually.

[crash187ct]

lol @ this thread

[*Narkissos*]

Tesla, you got to teach her to wipe front to back. front to back..

L..M..A...O!!!

[StoneGRMI]

Tesla, you got to teach her to wipe front to back. front to back..

sick...

[zodiac666]

thats y ill never go down on girls.. isnt a prob for sex tho

you dont eat pussy?????

[Foskamink]

That's a surefire recipe to cut off your poon supply.

[king6]

I dunno...maybe it's just me but I really think I've noticed a direct correlation between the level of wetness and stinkiness. A girl who doesn't get very wet doesn't seem to get that stinky. Medium wetness and I'm smelling something (still acceptable though). Super-wet means super-stinky.

My last girlfriend got so wet and stinky that it caused the whole room to smell. I just wanted to open a window and turn on a fan or something. When you walked into the room it was like hitting a wall of smelly vagina.

Put some Vicks vapor rub under your nose, bingo! No more smell.

[dan991]

I am completely disghusted by this thread It's like complaining about a girl being too tight

and..

[zodiac666]

just rub bengay on her pussy and you will never have to worry about her getting too wet for you ever again.

[WHOADY4SHOADY]

I hear you bro, my mom use to have this problem.

[PROTEINSHAKE]

what happened to the old saying " if it smells like flounder,pound her--if it smells like cologne,leave it alone" ?

[WHOADY4SHOADY]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[dan991]

I hear you bro, my mom use to have this problem.

What the hell...

[prncezzml]

LOL this thread is too funny. Maybe you have a small penis? That's why it feels too wet because you keep slipping out. Sorry, don't mean to be rude, but seriously.

[Tru2]

seriously now.. really enlightening - its like the journey of a male mind..

[gixxerboy1]

get one of those suction tubes that a dentist has and stick that in her too.

[StoneGRMI]

[gixxerboy1]

LOL this thread is too funny. Maybe you have a small penis? That's why it feels too wet because you keep slipping out. Sorry, don't mean to be rude, but seriously.

That could be possible. Or maybe she has a vagina like a wizards sleeve and he cant help falling out

[*Narkissos*]

LOL this thread is too funny. Maybe you have a small penis? That's why it feels too wet because you keep slipping out. Sorry, don't mean to be rude, but seriously.

LMAO..that was actually my first thought but i didn't want to say it

[prncezzml]

That could be possible. Or maybe she has a vagina like a wizards sleeve and he cant help falling out

LOL could be

[TADOLFI]

This thread is going to be sliding to the top for a while.
You folks are cracking me up!

[epc512]

lol!

[*Narkissos*]

seriously now.. really enlightening - its like the journey of a male mind..

Not this male

This Male is quite satisfied with extra moisture.




*Dons goggles and dives right in*

[zodiac666]

i love scuba diving

[STYLE74]

I never heard of such a thing of someone complaining about a pu$$y being too wet and stinky because it's too wet. Where the hell are you meeting these women?

[dan991]

Maybe just put some baby powder on your dick to absorb the moisture before you have sex or something

[dan991]

I never heard of such a thing of someone complaining about a pu$$y being too wet and stinky because it's too wet. Where the hell are you meeting these women?

If he says the clinic, I think it's safe to say that it's not "moisture" but actually infection.....


ew...

Dude, you doing chicks with the big G? Is it green stuff dripping out? You sure it's not a pus pocket that you popped with your thingy that is making it wet...


yuk.