Can ANYONE speak fluent Italian?

**Flagg** · 12-21-2006, 03:08 AM

Well, can anyone? If they can they would help me out HUGELY with something I need to translate.

**Flagg** · 12-21-2006, 03:10 AM

Can I add someone that can write Italian as well.

**STYLE74** · 12-21-2006, 05:18 AM

Can't write it well but i can speak it fluent. I can help you out just post what you need done.

**Foskamink** · 12-21-2006, 05:19 AM

go to http://www.google.com.au/language_tools?hl=en
choose italian to english and type or copy what u neeed and it should give a decent translation

**J.S.N.** · 12-21-2006, 12:11 PM

*grabs balls* i say-uh hey-uh what-uh joo need-uh trans-uh-lated-uh?

**mavsluva** · 12-21-2006, 12:43 PM

Can't speak it, nor can I write it, but I can sure tear up some Italian food!

**italianplayboy09** · 12-21-2006, 01:43 PM

i can speak and write, what do you need?

***G-1000*** · 12-21-2006, 01:50 PM

yes and so can my wife.

Well i speak it as good as i do english.

**Flagg** · 12-21-2006, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by italianplayboy09

i can speak and write, what do you need?

For a girl I like. She's Italian and I got her a gift for christmas but id like to leave a lil note, preferably written in Italian. I got an idea of what I wanna put...i'll send you a PM soon if that's okay man?

***Doc.Sust*** · 12-21-2006, 04:57 PM

i can ...... 't!!!!!

**italianplayboy09** · 12-21-2006, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Flagg

For a girl I like. She's Italian and I got her a gift for christmas but id like to leave a lil note, preferably written in Italian. I got an idea of what I wanna put...i'll send you a PM soon if that's okay man?

thats perfectly fine bro

**bigbouncinballs** · 12-21-2006, 08:45 PM

oh man, italian broads are the best! good job buddy

**Flagg** · 12-22-2006, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by bigbouncinballs

oh man, italian broads are the best! good job buddy

Cheers man, and you're right! She is absolutely stunning!

**StoneGRMI** · 12-22-2006, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by italianplayboy09

thats perfectly fine bro

Make it say something funny man!

**Flagg** · 12-22-2006, 01:00 PM

I've already had humorous threats like this from mates that said they'd help out. Things along the lines of "YES! Im finally coming out the closet!"

So that's a no no! And would simply get me...>

**Flagg** · 12-22-2006, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by italianplayboy09

thats perfectly fine bro

PM sent, and by the way thanks to everyone else for trynna help a fellow bro out!

**beuleux** · 12-22-2006, 02:01 PM

Hmm dunno if Id trust that page... I just tried it out what does it look like Italain dudes...

Ciao fa questo lavoro della pagina di traduzione realmente o è esso che un sacchetto di poop

**Flagg** · 12-22-2006, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by beuleux

Hmm dunno if Id trust that page... I just tried it out what does it look like Italain dudes...

Ciao fa questo lavoro della pagina di traduzione realmente o è esso che un sacchetto di poop

I hope "poop" is something completely different when translated to english.

**italianplayboy09** · 12-22-2006, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by beuleux

Hmm dunno if Id trust that page... I just tried it out what does it look like Italain dudes...

Ciao fa questo lavoro della pagina di traduzione realmente o è esso che un sacchetto di poop

i looked at that site and it blows. it doesnt even know some simple italian words. i woudlnt trust it

**italianplayboy09** · 12-22-2006, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

Make it say something funny man!

lol i would but hes trying to get this girl. if it wasnt a christmas card i woulda threw in some funny sh!t

**Property of Steroid.com** · 12-22-2006, 05:04 PM

I could try to help you out, but depending on where in Italy she is from, she might not understand my dialect (Neopolitan)...I'm far from fluent, but if she's Neopolitan, I can probably help a bit....

**italianplayboy09** · 12-22-2006, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Anthony Roberts

I could try to help you out, but depending on where in Italy she is from, she might not understand my dialect (Neopolitan)...I'm far from fluent, but if she's Neopolitan, I can probably help a bit....

yea i grew up in a household where sicilian was spoken. when i got older i learned standard italian but it still isnt as good as me knowing sicilian, and sicilian is like a different language compared to standard italian

**Flagg** · 12-22-2006, 05:23 PM

She was born in the UK but both her parents are from Sicily. I wondered if dialects vary.

**Flagg** · 12-22-2006, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Anthony Roberts

I could try to help you out, but depending on where in Italy she is from, she might not understand my dialect (Neopolitan)...I'm far from fluent, but if she's Neopolitan, I can probably help a bit....

Thanks, I appreciate the offer but I think Italianplayboy has helped me out now. Thanks anyways and thanks Italianplayboy..just read your PM.

**italianplayboy09** · 12-22-2006, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by Flagg

She was born in the UK but both her parents are from Sicilily. I wondered if dialects vary.

yea they vary drastically. someone who speaks sicilian wouldnt be able to communicate with someone whos from northern italy unless they both speak standard italian