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  1. 12-23-2006, 09:14 AM #1
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    fast advice plz

    hey i my door was locked to my apartment so i kicked it lightly and the whole side and top smashed to peices. and i need to make up a better excuse for least amount of punishment hurry up please and think i got 30 mins!

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  2. 12-23-2006, 09:19 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    hey i my door was locked to my apartment so i kicked it lightly and the whole side and top smashed to peices.
    I kicked the door in like a jack ass. You never heard of a lock smith? Or maybe calling your landlord?

    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    i need to make up a better excuse
    How about "I do not think before I act."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I kicked the door in like a jack ass. You never heard of a lock smith? Or maybe calling your landlord?


    How about "I do not think before I act."
    no landlord i own this place. no time for locksmith and i rather not admitt to being a jackass. i didnt kick it hit it was more of a push cause its a bad door.
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    Sounds like if you only 'pushed it' and it broke then you needed a new door and frame anyway so nothing lost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    no landlord i own this place.
    If you own the place, then why do you need an excuse and who is going to punish you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    i didnt kick it hit it was more of a push cause its a bad door.
    Then you have no need for an excuse. The door is a piece of shit and needed to be replaced anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtralarg
    Sounds like if you only 'pushed it' and it broke then you needed a new door and frame anyway so nothing lost.
    Exactly.
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  7. 12-23-2006, 09:27 AM #7
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    you where carrying out safety tests on the apartment, and unfortunately the front door failed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donniebrasco
    you where carrying out safety tests on the apartment, and unfortunately the front door failed.
    lmao!
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    Quote Originally Posted by donniebrasco
    you where carrying out safety tests on the apartment, and unfortunately the front door failed.
    ur a legend donnie, role model bullshitter.

    Carlos to be more specific its my mums place. and shes hot headed when i break stuff because i have a habit. i have bad luck with things and destruct stuff without intention. so it will piss her off.

    and i do agree the door was ap eice of shit its a old wooden on the 3rd floor of my house. yes correct thats it the doorframe needs to be replaces i looks like damn pine wood no joke.
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    Foskas done it again
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    i cant help it. i broke a plate 2 days ago when i put it dowm..
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    I know there's been a thread about no flames but what a load of pointless shit this thread is.
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    how about you say to your mommy, "its my place, i own it, get over it."
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    So you break a door, then immediately get on this site and ask us good people to come up with a story for you so your mommy doesn't ground you?

    Blame it on one of your internet friends.
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    Bend over Fosk youve been a bad bad boy!
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  17. 12-23-2006, 11:13 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andorious
    how about you say to your mommy, "its my place, i own it, get over it."
    LMFAO... Boot her out into the street if she doesnt like it.
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    Alright Fosk what happend did you get a spanking,grounding or just a firm talking to.....
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    duh!! it was like that when i got home!!!!!!
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    Its So Unfair.... I Hate You!
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  21. 12-23-2006, 11:30 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    Bend over Fosk youve been a bad bad boy!
    LMAO!
    c'mon mods, this thread has to be enough proof that he's under 18, lol
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    get rid of this kid already
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    Just tell her you took it apart to fix it and this is her christmas gift from you. Now just get it fixed with her credit card hehe.
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    Fosk has gone quiet.. his ma must have him on the floor by now in an arm bar
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    Oh no I hope she didnt ground him from the computer.....

    *Praying*
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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    Fosk has gone quiet.. his ma must have him on the floor by now in an arm bar
    either that or he's in a timeout
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    well actually i didnt tell her till right now. i was carrying a big box upstairs and i just lunged myself onto the gorund and made a big noise. luckily she was downstairs eating chineese food and in a very good mood so she didnt care at all. its funny how random and suprising her reaction was. i could ahave been exiled for the weekend
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    Dude. Wow. Thanks for this steaming pile of information.
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    Somebody close this pls
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    No one is this stupid to keep posting pointless/lame/uninformation threads....we know you want attention and its facking annoying!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by audis4
    No one is this stupid to keep posting pointless/lame/uninformation threads....we know you want attention and its facking annoying!!
    so people can cry out their hearts over some chick but cant ask for some fast friendly advice on saving there ass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
    So you break a door, then immediately get on this site and ask us good people to come up with a story for you so your mommy doesn't ground you?

    Blame it on one of your internet friends.

    best post
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    She should ban him from using a computer. Now that WOULD be punishment for him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    so people can cry out their hearts over some chick but cant ask for some fast friendly advice on saving there ass?
    I also find that very annoying if it makes you feel any better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    so people can cry out their hearts over some chick but cant ask for some fast friendly advice on saving there ass?
    Hmmm the kids got a point... there have been some real whiny-ass gf/bf threads lately, and Fosk does give us a laugh at least, albeit at him rather than with him.
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    hey yall dont even wanna know the story of how i refilled my water tank today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    hey yall dont even wanna know the story of how i refilled my water tank today.
    thats a whole different thread fosk
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    LMAO @ this fvckin thread.
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    sounds like you need to put that third floor of your house to better use... and jump off it.

    I mean, c'mon.. you broke a door and it's the end of the world for you my son. Just jump. I mean, everybody is doing it. You haven't any other choice but to jump... i mean.. you BROKE A DOOR. that's pretty serious. not to mention shameful... doorkiller.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX
    sounds like you need to put that third floor of your house to better use... and jump off it.

    I mean, c'mon.. you broke a door and it's the end of the world for you my son. Just jump. I mean, everybody is doing it. You haven't any other choice but to jump... i mean.. you BROKE A DOOR. that's pretty serious. not to mention shameful... doorkiller.
    Nice try
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