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  1. 12-24-2006, 03:07 PM #1
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    Exclamation REALLY F'n Awkward family GetToGether

    OK so im at this huge family xmas dinner
    aunts uncles some cusins some 2nd cusins PEOPLE I DONT KNOW and about 20+people all together.. anyways first thing when i walk in, is i see a very attractive chick who looked to be 17-19yrs old i was thinking who brot HER! lol

    anyways im standing there and i go "Who the heck is that!".. my cusin who is like 10yrs older than me- goes THATS one of my daughters LOL omg she is turning 14 in januarary >< and i knew he had 5 Daughters but OMFG he is UGLY his wife is UGLY but wtf happend to her?! i feel like a bad person
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    LOLOL, its all good as long as your keeping it in the family....lolol
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    The kid probably isnt his and he hasnt found out yet
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  5. 12-24-2006, 03:12 PM #5
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    yo always all the girl that are hot that i know have ugly ass parents..well some of them have hot moms but most of them dont..

    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    The kid probably isnt his and he hasnt found out yet
    BAHAHAHA
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    so you are attracted to a 14 year old family member? weird!
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    kissing cousins?

    ....or no?
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    Dam Tai not only is it family but she is also underage.


    Your a sick sick man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    Dam Tai not only is it family but she is also underage.


    Your a sick sick man
    DOOD omfg i felt like UGH when i heard him say that LOL
    kuz i remember having to watch her like 8yrs ago, OMG she was an UGLY UGLY kid then i go like 4-5yrs w/o seein them and OMFG wtf happned kinda thing
    btw she was the ugliest KID i ever saw.. i guess she learned how to use makeup? but she had the whole CUT up jeans tight shirt shit going on.. which is SO NOT wat my cusin would let them wear EVER he is like an uber GOOD parent kinda person

    JUST AWKWARD i wanted to go home after that ><




    its not cheatin if its family right?
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    Santa isn't gonna bring Tai anything this year since he got visions of his cousin dancing in his head instead of sugarplums....lol
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    why go out for a cheeseburger when you can get filet mignon at home?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpstateTank
    why go out for a cheeseburger when you can get filet mignon at home?


    It's all about the meat curtains!!

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    i wanna burn my eyes out w/ a curling iron ><
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    I am sure that burning out your eyes will not get the picture of your underage naked blood relative out of your head for a while....good luck with that.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by audis4


    It's all about the meat curtains!!

    ues it is. Nice long flappy ones.
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    Thumbs up

    Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by J0KER
    Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test!!
    ok your a red neck for sure.
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    whyd u ask? u coulda done her then when u found out say u didnt know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    whyd u ask? u coulda done her then when u found out say u didnt know!
    boy THAT would work out JUST FINE! ><
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    Tai bang cus. Tai get shoot and sent off to jail.
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    ninjas can have sex with whoever they want. doesn't matter. lol

    no seriously though... it seems like all 14yr old girls look like they are at least 18 - 20 theses days. they are dressing and acting way too sexy for their ages lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotstuff
    ninjas can have sex with whoever they want. doesn't matter. lol

    no seriously though... it seems like all 14yr old girls look like they are at least 18 - 20 theses days. they are dressing and acting way too sexy for their ages lately.
    i totally agree....... man ima gona have to keep an eye on my daughter
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    does anybody hear a banjo playing?? HAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    does anybody hear a banjo playing?? HAHA


    D-E-L-V-I-E-R-A-N-C-E
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    itz all good, i was in the same situation only went a step further.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    It's okay if it's an OKLAHOMA thing
    What the hell does that mean?
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    Who got a banjo for xmas LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    itz all good, i was in the same situation only went a step further.....

    .......thats wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prol
    .......thats wrong.
    i know, shame on her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    itz all good, i was in the same situation only went a step further.....
    Some things are best kept to yourself.... but now youve mentioned it. pray tell lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    Some things are best kept to yourself.... but now youve mentioned it. pray tell lol
    I plead the 5th on this one bro, but we were only related my marriage not blood so technically its alright.
    As soon as i found out after receiving the wedding pictures, called her up to let her know and she did not even care and wanted to fly down to see me.

    the moral of the story is when at the family wedding(s), start asking around first prior to approaching a hot chick because somehow/someway you might be related. LoL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    I plead the 5th on this one bro, but we were only related my marriage not blood so technically its alright.
    As soon as i found out after receiving the wedding pictures, called her up to let her know and she did not even care and wanted to fly down to see me.

    the moral of the story is when at the family wedding(s), start asking around first prior to approaching a hot chick because somehow/someway you might be related. LoL
    Well i did sleep with my brother in-law's daughter(from previous marriage)......that was kind of strange ....but i was drunk and she didn't want to tell me her age .....and bye the point she was taking my clothe off i didn't care.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prol
    Well i did sleep with my brother in-law's daughter(from previous marriage)......that was kind of strange ....but i was drunk and she didn't want to tell me her age .....and bye the point she was taking my clothe off i didn't care.........

    no sin has been committed here in my book and i was plastered myself as well when things got escalated
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage
    I plead the 5th on this one bro, but we were only related my marriage not blood so technically its alright.
    As soon as i found out after receiving the wedding pictures, called her up to let her know and she did not even care and wanted to fly down to see me.

    the moral of the story is when at the family wedding(s), start asking around first prior to approaching a hot chick because somehow/someway you might be related. LoL
    Did she have a "Purdey mouth" LOL
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