Dick enlargement surgery?

[Ironman5151]

Anyone ever had it?

Anyone have any information about it? I've heard you can get up two inches by getting it, and two inches would be nice as hell.


Where would I go about seeing who does the procedure in my area, or even if there is anyone who does it?


I don't have the smallest dick in the world, but two more inches would make me feel like a king hahah

[chest6]

I heard it takes away feeling

[king6]

There was a post about this a while ago. On average the most size you will see is an inch. And the operation is very risky, often times it leaves deformities and erectile dysfuntion. The operation is called phaloplasty. Also after the operation, your boner will point straight down, because they break all of the ligiments in order to strech them.

[chest6]

is that why sum dudes in porn's dick looks like this ( rotated 90 degrees

[cfiler]

is that why sum dudes in porn's dick looks like this ( rotated 90 degrees

I don't think so...

What causes that banana shaped penis?

[chest6]

oh....well how do i get a 15 inch dick like these doods in porn

[odix]

bro, most bitches do not want a porn sized dick, and if my dick isn't good enough for her, then shes had WAY to many for me.

[jbone30]

You could get it here .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

[moregunsthanroses]

ive heard a bit of deca does the trick. But dont quote me on this

[Ironman5151]

lol from what I've read, i'll past. Just was curious. Thanks for the input guys. Odix, your looking at it the right way!

[Z12]

bro, most bitches do not want a porn sized dick, and if my dick isn't good enough for her, then shes had WAY to many for me.

Right on odix, my thoughts exactly. You can try "penis exercises." Just search online. Your dick is a muscle, so just like any other it can grow - girth and length. I've tried it before, its similar to jerking off and you need to do it everyday. It seemed to work a little bit but I didn't do it for very long. Also, it'll make your buddy much harder when you get it up, and it'll be easier to get it up. Give it a try man, google it. Surgery is a BAD idea.

[yourmom]

Way to risky.

[zodiac666]

You could get it here .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

for some reason that just cracked me the fvck up

[LightSnack]

dick is a muscle???

[king6]

Right on odix, my thoughts exactly. You can try "penis exercises." Just search online. Your dick is a muscle, so just like any other it can grow - girth and length. I've tried it before, its similar to jerking off and you need to do it everyday. It seemed to work a little bit but I didn't do it for very long. Also, it'll make your buddy much harder when you get it up, and it'll be easier to get it up. Give it a try man, google it. Surgery is a BAD idea.

I've read about that too, the second you stop the exercises, your crank returns to normal. Alos there is risk of tearing stuff in there too.

[lucabratzi]

Right on odix, my thoughts exactly. You can try "penis exercises." Just search online. Your dick is a muscle, so just like any other it can grow - girth and length. I've tried it before, its similar to jerking off and you need to do it everyday. It seemed to work a little bit but I didn't do it for very long. Also, it'll make your buddy much harder when you get it up, and it'll be easier to get it up. Give it a try man, google it. Surgery is a BAD idea.

your dick isnt a muslce....but look up jelqing...thats what he's talkin about its an exercise and it def. makes it harder and u can keep the boner forever...

[Doc.Sust]

there is a tribe in africa that ties giant rocks to there dickswithropes and it stretched their dicks to extreme lemgths, i dont recomend this but for the national geograpic pics i saw, it appears it works

[fenceguy]

Just buy some of LIONS cialis. works great. and tastes good too.
bigger, stronger, harder,

[Red Ketchup]

You guys are too funny!

[Superhuman]

Penis size really isn't important... I have a big penis and my ex f*cked this midget with a 2in penis after we broke up a couple years ago

[Superhuman]

You could try pumps - from what I hear they actually work. If you look at pornos, a lot of the guys have enlarged heads, or mushrooms. This is from the pumps

[Carlos_E]

You could try pumps - from what I hear they actually work. If you look at pornos, a lot of the guys have enlarged heads, or mushrooms. This is from the pumps

From what I've seen penis pumps deform your penis in odd misshapen ways. It's pretty gross looking.

[ru-ga-ru]

From what I've seen penis pumps deform your penis in odd misshapen ways. It's pretty gross looking.

Dude my ex was a paramedic and she had a call where a dumb ass broke the release valve and tried to just pull it off with out releaseing the pressure. OUCH !

The doc had to put a decathitor in for 3 days just to let the SWOLLEN area get back to normal.

[Carlos_E]

Dude my ex was a paramedic and she had a call where a dumb ass broke the release valve and tried to just pull it off with out releaseing the pressure. OUCH !

The doc had to put a decathitor in for 3 days just to let the SWOLLEN area get back to normal.

I've seen pictures on a site where guys use it on their balls to. It's digusting. Like a big swollen lump of flesh that looks nothing like dick and balls.

[Mighty Joe]

What you see is what you get!
Ain't nothing you can do about wee wee size.

[Ironman5151]

lol great input from everyone like always. Its not that big of issure, but just occisally hear people talk about it. Whats a better place to find out the truth other than here :-D

[DIESELPWR]

haha thats some funny shit!

[SVTMuscle*]

[chest6]

oh man..this thred is funny

[Ironman5151]

Sometimes I end up being a minute man. Is there a pill that will stimulate a person and not the let the man get his for a long time ?? Sometimes after I get mine, my damn dude falls straight down. Was wondering if there was a way to keep a person from getting his. I know if i take a drug like mdma or something, or get drunk, i'll last for hours....so its gotta be something out there

[Anabolic CEO]

How is this not locked and my last thread got locked????

FVCKED UP!!!!!

[Anabolic CEO]

If we can say D!ck....Then we can say Pvssy!! RIGHT?

THIS SHOULD BE LOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anabolic CEO]

Still Not Locked??????????????????????

[lucabratzi]

ok u should under no circumstances take mdma to have sex...that is the dumbest thing i ever heard...jelq for a few weeks and u'll have a boner for as long as u want...

[Anabolic CEO]

Still Not Locked????

[lucabratzi]

oh yeah, **** the pumps and all the weird pills be happy with what u got...if u **** with it it can get ****ed up like the guys said up top...i would rather have a small wiener then a deformed small wierner...

[Anabolic CEO]

Lock This Fvckin Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Will Start A Pvssy Thread......rofl....rofl!!!

[lucabratzi]

Lock This Fvckin Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Will Start A Pvssy Thread......rofl....rofl!!!

u want to enlarge ur pussy..

[Anabolic CEO]

ROFL.....WTF...you better shut this fvckin thing down...now lucabratzi spelled the fvckin word....WTF......ROFL

[bigbouncinballs]

clamp and hang.