I'm about to beat the shit out of the mailman

**stayinstacked** · 01-06-2007, 02:28 PM

The guy is just a ****ing cocksucker with an attitude. First off, he's a fat disgusting looking prick, his lips are blue like he's a walking dead person. Once in awhile I'll go to the mailbox as he's filling all the others(apartment) and I'll ask him if he's filled mine yet. And the guy will look over at me with the most pissed off ,sarcastic look on his face and roll his eyes and nod his head really fast, he makes alot of little expressions letting you know he's a prick. Well, we've had a few encounters where he has done this or acted like he hated the world, and he has done the same thing to my wife too. So tonight I'm going to write a anonymous note to him and stick it in the outgoing mail slot. It'll probably be something along the lines of "Hey mailman, your a ****ing asshole" or "Any dumbass can carry the mail, so lose the attitude you fat ****!" Something like that

**SS1476** · 01-06-2007, 02:34 PM

Wouldnt he know its you then?

Sounds like he can go postal anytime.

**Fordfan01** · 01-06-2007, 02:44 PM

My mailman is the same way when he is putting everyones mail in and i ask him for mine he like flips out i wrote to the PO and now i have a new mailman

**QuieTSToRM33** · 01-06-2007, 02:47 PM

You won't !

**onestone** · 01-06-2007, 02:51 PM

Our mailman didn't even show up 3 days in December. My neighbors and I called the posmaster, but we didn't get anywhere. They protect their own.

**Shane35aa** · 01-06-2007, 02:54 PM

Then you could leave a note the next day ...on the outside say "Sorry"
then when he opens it up it say" Your such a lazy disgusting fata$$"

**NotSmall** · 01-06-2007, 02:54 PM

I love a good stayinstacked rant!

Go get that mailman cocksucker!

**odix** · 01-06-2007, 03:27 PM

then, next time your order something important, he can accidently get rid of it...be careful with that bro.

**Random** · 01-06-2007, 03:33 PM

Hahah stayinstacked please keep us updated if you do write it! Good story!

**bigbouncinballs** · 01-06-2007, 03:39 PM

why not just punch him in the face when no ones lookin...?

**chief_willie** · 01-06-2007, 03:48 PM

you aint ready. I bet his name is Newman and he has like a dozen cats and lives off Chunky candy bars. Dont mess with the USPS!!! lol

**stayinstacked** · 01-06-2007, 03:56 PM

the guy looks like a pediphile, I dont like the way he looks either!!!

**beuleux** · 01-06-2007, 04:27 PM

Funny shit... just lay him out

**cfiler** · 01-06-2007, 04:33 PM

Just make sure he doesn't see you. Seriously, alot of postal employees carry guns. I wouldn't start a fight with him, he could go "postal" on you. Plus, he does know where you live...

"When you control the mail, you control the world! Mahahahah!"

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 01-06-2007, 05:07 PM

Glad to see SS is back to his old self

**STYLE74** · 01-06-2007, 05:12 PM

I would just tell him off if he caught an attitude with me or my girl. I think writing a letter is the easy way out and you need to tell him face to face.

**StoneGRMI** · 01-06-2007, 07:07 PM

My mail lady is really nice.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 01-06-2007, 08:44 PM

be careful he might go postal on you!!

**chest6** · 01-06-2007, 10:13 PM

i was waiting for your daily rant..very impressed

***G-1000*** · 01-06-2007, 10:18 PM

I know how you feel.

I have a have a talk with my mail man once. I told him if he keeps throwing my shit on the ground i was going ot beat his ass.

**T3/T4 GSR** · 01-06-2007, 10:19 PM

I don't **** with anyone who brings me mail or food.

**STYLE74** · 01-06-2007, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by Gsxxr

I know how you feel.

I have a have a talk with my mail man once. I told him if he keeps throwing my shit on the ground i was going ot beat his ass.

Does he still throw it on the ground?

***G-1000*** · 01-06-2007, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by STYLE74

Does he still throw it on the ground?

hell no and not if it dont fit in teh box he puts a note.

**chest6** · 01-06-2007, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by T3/T4 GSR

I don't **** with anyone who brings me mail or food.

ditto

**djack99587** · 01-07-2007, 04:40 AM

f, that... i tip my mail man, my ups man, and my fed ex guy, these guys see packages comin and most are not dumb they have seen all kinds of mail and can tell when somethins a bit out of the ordinary

**Shane35aa** · 01-07-2007, 02:05 PM

You could butter him up with soem Duncan Hines Exlax brownies left for him by mailbox

**ecs44** · 01-07-2007, 03:48 PM

smash a dog turd in a peice of paper with a note that says lose the attitude or you will provide him with lunch everyday.

***G-1000*** · 01-07-2007, 04:05 PM

Kick his ass. I hate mail men or women.

**Shane35aa** · 01-08-2007, 12:25 PM

Tell him you decideb to be nice to him, because the way he looks he wont live long. Then tell him u hope next mailman ain't a piece of shit like him

**shwamin2004** · 01-08-2007, 01:55 PM

Just sing this song to him....

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

**ect0m0rph** · 01-08-2007, 03:22 PM

dude he works for the postal service you know that he has a ton of guns and lives in some shanty house in the middle of the woods. Make your next move wisely

**Shane35aa** · 01-08-2007, 03:39 PM

Hell you'll be alright they only shoot people they work with

**hotstuff** · 01-08-2007, 05:03 PM

hey I wouldn't mess with the mailman. if someone from the post office is threatened it's usually considered a federal offense. that's why those guys don't care and act how they want.
i work for a builder in a su**ivision and one time some kids (i assume) had decided to play a prank and smash a dog turd on the community mail box. When the mailman came the next day to deliver all the mail he called the police and tehy took pics of it AND the mail didn't get delivered that day until a report was taken. how ridiculous. and it was one little piece of dog poop on a big mailbox that has at least 75 slots!

**spywizard** · 01-08-2007, 05:08 PM

um.. you said he's a mail man.. someone with a gun, and he has attitude..

are you thinking this through???

Call his rounte manager and file a formal complaint.. that's the way to make his life hell..

**1819** · 01-08-2007, 05:11 PM

dont fvck with the mailman... nothing worse than spending a few days in the hospital when the dude puts a scorpion in your mailbox then takes your income tax check to the bahamas!

**STYLE74** · 01-08-2007, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Gsxxr

hell no and not if it dont fit in teh box he puts a note.

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!

**STYLE74** · 01-08-2007, 06:27 PM

I never even see my mailman/mailwomen. They can make things difficult if they wanted to though, i would just try to resolve it civily if that's even a word....

**donniebrasco** · 01-09-2007, 08:17 AM

the only thing that pisses me off about my postman is that he leaves these red rubber bands all down the street. also when your waiting for something, and nothing comes at all that day, and your not sure if he's been yet.

**WidowMaker** · 01-09-2007, 08:20 AM

damn the bad luck -- you must be waiting on your "little brown box" too.lol.

**Bigen12** · 01-09-2007, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

The guy is just a ****ing cocksucker with an attitude. First off, he's a fat disgusting looking prick, his lips are blue like he's a walking dead person. Once in awhile I'll go to the mailbox as he's filling all the others(apartment) and I'll ask him if he's filled mine yet. And the guy will look over at me with the most pissed off ,sarcastic look on his face and roll his eyes and nod his head really fast, he makes alot of little expressions letting you know he's a prick. Well, we've had a few encounters where he has done this or acted like he hated the world, and he has done the same thing to my wife too. So tonight I'm going to write a anonymous note to him and stick it in the outgoing mail slot. It'll probably be something along the lines of "Hey mailman, your a ****ing asshole" or "Any dumbass can carry the mail, so lose the attitude you fat ****!" Something like that

Bro,

Seriously is there anyone that lives in your town that you haven't, at one time or another, wanted to beat the shit out of???

Keep the stories comming man, they are funny as hell!