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    Sex Q's

    My girl has been on the pill for a few months. What are some of the best ways to 'finish' without a condom? This is new to me, i'm used to baggin it.

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    However she wants you to....lolol

    On her face
    In her mouth
    on her chest
    in her pooper

    Standing on your head with your left leg extended and your right arm vertical while you spin in a counter clockwise direction on the third sunday of the second full moon..........blah blah blah.....
    If you can't come up with your own sexual fantasies, maybe you are too young to be having sex??....LOLOL J/K

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    doggystyle with a load on the back... It shouldn't really matter if she is on the pill or not, I almost always pull the condom off to give the money shot.

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    I never nut in a girl. Don't care if she is on the pill, and I use a rubber. Just don't do it. I like pulling out better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B
    However she wants you to....lolol

    On her face
    In her mouth
    on her chest
    in her pooper

    Standing on your head with your left leg extended and your right arm vertical while you spin in a counter clockwise direction on the third sunday of the second full moon..........blah blah blah.....
    If you can't come up with your own sexual fantasies, maybe you are too young to be having sex??....LOLOL J/K

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B
    However she wants you to....lolol

    On her face
    In her mouth
    on her chest
    in her pooper

    Standing on your head with your left leg extended and your right arm vertical while you spin in a counter clockwise direction on the third sunday of the second full moon..........blah blah blah.....
    If you can't come up with your own sexual fantasies, maybe you are too young to be having sex??....LOLOL J/K
    LMFAO

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    launch your missiles into her hair as a sign of dominance.

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    if she pissed you off that day- in the eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donniebrasco
    if she pissed you off that day- in the eye.
    nice one. if you want to keep her moaning after you finish, shoot your phat on her curtains

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    i shoot it in her...and yes i did hit her in the eye once by accident it was our first time too..she was cool about it and laughed her ass off...

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    pull off the rubber &

    1. glue her eyes shut
    2.make it look like her teeth are melting
    3.make her face look like you threw yogurt at her
    4.fill up her belly button
    5.fill up her dimples above her ass

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    dam after all this talk ima have alot of fun when i see my gf this weekend....

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    I want to do the spiderman so bad. I think she'd get extemely pissed and no sex for a while. Either that or she'd laugh her ass off. I'm not a gambler though...

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    ...I would go camel spit for sure!

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    I hit a girl in the eye once and she couldn't see for a while. lol I usually just nut inside them with a condom on.

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    i shoot inside my girl, without a condom. i shot inside her ass the other day, and she says its annoying as it dribbles out for ages lol. she is planning to exact revenge tonight

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    My trick was well... hers... Was after I had injected her with my man love we would have a tissue nearby and she would hold it underneath and squeeze it out... It works!

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    The Houdini- While hitting it from the back and you're about ready to blow pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came on her back. She will then turn around and thats when you splat it on her face.

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    DONT DO THIS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE!!

    the houdini that I know is where you are doin her doggy with the lites out...u get up & run to the bathroom(you really run outside to the window) & your buddy comes out of the bathroom & commences doggy again....you tap on the window & wave to her while your buddy is nailing her doggy. WOOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    i shoot inside my girl, without a condom. i shot inside her ass the other day, and she says its annoying as it dribbles out for ages lol. she is planning to exact revenge tonight

    um...are u saying she's guna shoot something in your ass???

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    um...are u saying she's guna shoot something in your ass???
    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    um...are u saying she's guna shoot something in your ass???
    nah, but i think she has bought some kind of toy to use on me. time to run away?

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    DONT DO THIS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE!!

    the houdini that I know is where you are doin her doggy with the lites out...u get up & run to the bathroom(you really run outside to the window) & your buddy comes out of the bathroom & commences doggy again....you tap on the window & wave to her while your buddy is nailing her doggy. WOOT.

    HAHAHA

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    ahhh U guys are killin me.. Been soo long... Still in love with the ex so I cant go n fool around

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    nah, but i think she has bought some kind of toy to use on me. time to run away?

    time to get out the track shoes bro.......FVCKIN RUN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    nah, but i think she has bought some kind of toy to use on me. time to run away?
    tell her not tonight, you have a headache

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    yeah, Id grab some running shoes and be like Forrest Gump.

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    just give her a pearl neckless if she has the tats for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by F4iDom
    I want to do the spiderman so bad. I think she'd get extemely pissed and no sex for a while. Either that or she'd laugh her ass off. I'm not a gambler though...
    yess i knew people would love that shit i did it to my ex and she laughed her ass off the first time but i also did it to a girl i met at a club and she hit me in the balls and got up and left. that bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    DONT DO THIS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE!!

    the houdini that I know is where you are doin her doggy with the lites out...u get up & run to the bathroom(you really run outside to the window) & your buddy comes out of the bathroom & commences doggy again....you tap on the window & wave to her while your buddy is nailing her doggy. WOOT.
    OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY I STARTED LAUGHING OUT LOUD FOR REAL!!!

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    this is one funny thread hahah

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    so Timm how did the strap on work out for ya?

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