Deep Tissue massage FTW!!!!

Oh man, I got my first deep tissue massage yestarday, it was like a 60 minute orgasim! Except when she started to grind my quads like they are pizza dough, that sucked, but today I feel like a million bucks. $45 well spent. It's usally $60 but since I work at the gym, she gives it to us for $45.

And
1) No she was not, shes a competitive bodybuilder (l115-120lb)
2) No, there was no happy ending
3) No, I did not even try to get a happy ending, shes a lesbian

Ok, so just I prevented this thread from becoming 4 pages, but thought it was still worth posting :lol:

man you killed this thread b4 u started it......

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Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

man you killed this thread b4 u started it......

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yeah maybe I should edit it, or make up a story about how great the head was for the happy ending:lol:

what a boring thread, jeez SVT, what happened to you man, you USED to be cool :wg:

yes, deep tissue work is WELL worth it if you can afford it. See, I'm poor so I roll around on a baseball every night, it works well too, especially on the delts

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Can we "pretend" she was a huge heffer who gave u a happy ending in exchange for a couple chocolate bars ? :lol:

i know uve ran that scenario through ur head a countless number of times :wg:

she love you long time.

My insurance pays for two a month. Woot Woot!

I need to get some deep tissue with happy endings.

deep tissue massages are the best...the hottay at my gym does me well! i go like once a month for a massagey. there we go lets get this thread started

mmmmmm i need a massage .. im going to get one this week

I dont like getting massages.

I'm not a big fan of strangers tuching me. Male or Femalen, hot or ugly

Yeah some massage therapist are great but some other suck

I'd be afriad of getting a massage especially by a girl whos average or good looking.

I'm afriad I'd get an erection and have to say "give me a minute to get up or flip over or whatever, I'm innocently excited"

lol anyone ever have those problems?

i gotta true story that will turn this into a 4 page thread

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Originally Posted by IronReload04

i gotta true story that will turn this into a 4 page thread

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well you might as well post it

Hey a happy ending for me would be after the massage she gave my money back.

There is a place in Manhattan that gives massages and happy endings. I never been there but my friends have.

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Originally Posted by Unoid

I'd be afriad of getting a massage especially by a girl whos average or good looking.

I'm afriad I'd get an erection and have to say "give me a minute to get up or flip over or whatever, I'm innocently excited"

lol anyone ever have those problems?

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this girl i was with worked at a salon and she was giving massages and said guys get hardons all the time...shes like it was weird but all the other girls dont think anything of it because it happens all the time she said..

ok so let me get this straight.......female massuses really dont care, dont think anything of it, and accept it as acceptable to get hardons?

Well, they know they are hot, and the are rubbing a guy down, its in our genes to get excited

i got a giftcard from my girl to get a massage done. there was like 10 different styles to chose from. deep tissue would prolly be the best but i heard its actually painful while its happening. i dont know if i can sit there for an hour if its going to be uncomfortable.

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Originally Posted by anaBROLIC

i got a giftcard from my girl to get a massage done. there was like 10 different styles to chose from. deep tissue would prolly be the best but i heard its actually painful while its happening. i dont know if i can sit there for an hour if its going to be uncomfortable.

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Deep tissue does hurt on your legs, the rest felt good. but it breaks the fascia and repairs the muscles so good. I almost jumped when she started grinding out my quads... it feels like someone taking a baseball bat and rolling it down your quads with all their weight!

Is this deep tissue massage where they use smooth plastic tools to press into your flesh? I've seen some of those tools and they look rather painful.

I get it done at least 1x per month, usually 2x...

love it.. drink alot of water afterwards..

Deep tissue..sounds painful.

Last massage I got I came sooo close to popping a hardon but I restrained myself...it was sooo hard :lol:

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Originally Posted by Gsxxr

I dont like getting massages.

I'm not a big fan of strangers tuching me. Male or Femalen, hot or ugly

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no wonder, if the options are either a bloke of a female alien.:wg:

3) No, I did not even try to get a happy ending, shes a lesbian


was she single or hott send her my way i need a messge

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Originally Posted by Pac8541

Is this deep tissue massage where they use smooth plastic tools to press into your flesh? I've seen some of those tools and they look rather painful.

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She just used her forearm.




And sorry Big L, she's like.....38-40 years old with a gf!

what does FTW mean anyone?

For Teh Win! w00t