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  1. 01-21-2007, 11:52 AM #1
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    3some Fart!!!

    LMAO!!!! So last night I had a threesome with 2 chicks. Everything was going good, we were all having a good time. They were both laying down on their backs and I was going down on them, so i'm eating one out and just as I came up for air she rips a fart. It didn't smell or anything but I was so disgusted that I couldn't go near her for the rest of the night. I wanted to leave but i drank a little and didn't want to drive, so I just stayed and banged the other one all night and gave the other one the cold shoulder. Has this happened to anybody before? Damn what a buzzkill it was, it ruined the whole moment and the 3some became a 2some and I could never ever be with that one again.
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    Nice! I still would have let her partake in the fun, though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI



    Nice! I still would have let her partake in the fun, though!
    Yezzir!
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    happens to me all the time mate.....

    yeah right i wish!! you lucky ****er!!!!
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    sure it wasn't a queef?
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    Dickhead How come you did not call me to come over?

    You should have just corked it.
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    Be thankful, you could have been tongue punching the ol sheriffs badge when it happened.
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    Quote Originally Posted by audis4
    sure it wasn't a queef?
    LOL...I'm POSITIVE it wasn't a queef. I wish it was because i wouldn't have cared so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    Be thankful, you could have been tongue punching the ol sheriffs badge when it happened.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
    Dickhead How come you did not call me to come over?

    You should have just corked it.
    It's a good thing i didn't call you because you would have been stuck with the farter then...............
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    I'd still have done her. you big wuss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    I'd still have done her. you big wuss
    I already banged her before she ripped one.
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    oh, fair one then
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    Ahhhhhhhh hahahahhaha
    Gsxxr's sister in law did that to me once!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    Ahhhhhhhh hahahahhaha
    Gsxxr's sister in law did that to me once!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr
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    was she really hot? if she was really hot I wouldnt of cared lol maybe if it stunk I would of though haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    It's a good thing i didn't call you because you would have been stuck with the farter then...............
    Could have called me i wouldnt have cared, i'd take the pig !!!! That smelly f'n pig !!! And im sure you dont live to far from me .... You greedy BASTARD !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by beatango2008
    was she really hot? if she was really hot I wouldnt of cared lol maybe if it stunk I would of though haha.
    Na she wasn't super hot and that's probably why I got grossed out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuball
    Could have called me i wouldnt have cared, i'd take the pig !!!!
    That smelly f'n pig !!!
    And im sure you dont live to far from me .... You greedy BASTARD !!!


    I will call you next time.
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    maybe her bum was calling out for some love
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    Quote Originally Posted by x_moe
    maybe her bum was calling out for some love
    That's disgusting, but oh so hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    Na she wasn't super hot and that's probably why I got grossed out.
    But you f'd her anyway ???? Your my hero !!!
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    I still woulda fvcked her
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    I keep laughing at the title of this thread when i come into the lounge...
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    I woulda rodeo'd her whether she liked it or not. If she complained just say this is what you get you you smelly bitch....RIGHT UP THE POOPSHOOTER YOU GO
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuball
    But you f'd her anyway ???? Your my hero !!!
    Well what happened was I banged her first and then we took a break. Then after the break I started to go down on them and when I got to her she ripped one. It was really disturbing. I couldn't do nothing with her the rest of the night. I just worked on the other one.
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    hmmmmmmmmm... self oral gratification by proxy...

    good job man...

    Proper manners would be you would laugh about it, and move on, excluding her only made her feel bad about herself..

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    hmmmmmmmmm... self oral gratification by proxy...

    good job man...

    Proper manners would be you would laugh about it, and move on, excluding her only made her feel bad about herself..

    everybody needs love..
    Well I did laugh about it after it happened and I didn't make it obvious that I wasn't into her but I couldn't help it, I really got turned off by it. Plus in the morning time she got up to go to the bathroom and she left the door open.......LMAO....and while she was sitting on the bowl peeing she was still farting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    Well I did laugh about it after it happened and I didn't make it obvious that I wasn't into her but I couldn't help it, I really got turned off by it. Plus in the morning time she got up to go to the bathroom and she left the door open.......LMAO....and while she was sitting on the bowl peeing she was still farting.
    I love filthy bitches !!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuball
    I love filthy bitches !!!!!!
    So do I but not filthy farting bitches.
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    shoulda asked her if she wanted u to plug that problem up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haro3
    shoulda asked her if she wanted u to plug that problem up...
    Yeah, STYLE why not plug up the problem ????
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    Betcha she did it on purpose. Cos she didn't think you were all that hot.
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    WHAT IS THIS THREAD?!?! HAHAHAHAHA.. I would have loved to have been in the room at that very moment. Just so I could watch everyone deal with the awkwardness of that! Did she try to play it off? God that would have been the funniest sh*t of my life!!! could u imagine just like being a ghost and seeing that all happen.. like nobody knew u were there and watching everyone deal with it.. It prob would have ended up smelling like farts cause i'd Sh*t myself!!!
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    This shit is ****ed....

    ahh well.. if you fart when your ****ing you may as well "dutch oven" her..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tru2
    Betcha she did it on purpose.
    Cos she didn't think you were all that hot.
    Ummmm NO......that definately wasn't the reason why she did it.
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    I would of busted the zits on her ass when I got done
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    was it at least a good push?

    ......or no?

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