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  1. 01-23-2007, 01:58 PM #1
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    Love Your Doctor

    A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

    "Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks.

    "Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

    "That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

    "You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

    "Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

    "Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is what I came here about in the first place."
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  2. 01-23-2007, 02:26 PM #2
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  3. 01-23-2007, 02:37 PM #3
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    hahaha Kinda like me and my doc.
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  4. 01-23-2007, 02:43 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx
    hahaha Kinda like me and my doc.

    He had sex with you???
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  5. 01-23-2007, 02:52 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anabolic CEO
    He had sex with you???

    No silly. I had sex with her....or more like she had sex with me.

    Then I pulled an R kelly and

    she got

    As I walked out, she
    and I was like

    I only wish i gave her herpes....
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  6. 01-23-2007, 03:07 PM #6
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    Did you ?
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  7. 01-23-2007, 04:46 PM #7
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  8. 01-23-2007, 05:16 PM #8
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  9. 01-23-2007, 05:20 PM #9
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  10. 01-23-2007, 05:31 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx
    No silly. I had sex with her....or more like she had sex with me.

    Then I pulled an R kelly and

    she got

    As I walked out, she
    and I was like

    I only wish i gave her herpes....
    I have never seen so many smilies put to good use
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  11. 01-23-2007, 09:04 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    I have never seen so many smilies put to good use

    what can i say....im good.
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  12. 01-23-2007, 09:23 PM #12
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    Hey didnt I see this on my bulletin?


    Really good one, I sent it to people at my work
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  13. 01-23-2007, 09:45 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx
    No silly. I had sex with her....or more like she had sex with me.

    Then I pulled an R kelly and

    she got

    As I walked out, she
    and I was like

    I only wish i gave her herpes....
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