The annoying bitch sitting next to me

[Mike Dura]

My computers down and I'm at a public library and there's this immature older wench who keeps looking over at my screen and watching what I'm doing. She probably see this too. And she keeps making these loud sighs as if to draw attention to her. I'm on loads of test right now and I can just feel this rage rising within. Yet the Buddhist in me somehow remains attached lest I backhad her.

[king6]

My computers down and I'm at a public library and there's this immature older wench who keeps looking over at my screen and watching what I'm doing. She probably see this too. And she keeps making these loud sighs as if to draw attention to her. I'm on loads of test right now and I can just feel this rage rising within. Yet the Buddhist in me somehow remains attached lest I backhad her.

Ahhhhh........Confucius say, "When annoying bitch aggrivate you, slash her tires."

[Mike Dura]

It's just amazing what a nuicance people can be. Where do annoying people come from? Why do they annoy? Do they mean it or is it just the absense of sense? She's a primative little bird.

Ahhhhh........Confucius say, "When annoying bitch aggrivate you, slash her tires."

[STYLE74]

My computers down and I'm at a public library and there's this immature older

wench

who keeps looking over at my screen and watching what I'm doing. She probably see this too. And she keeps making these loud sighs as if to draw attention to her. I'm on loads of test right now and I can just feel this rage rising within. Yet the Buddhist in me somehow remains attached lest I backhad her.

You gotta love that word.....................

[Tesla]

Backhand her.

[Timm1704]

kinldy instruct her to "FVCK THE HELL OFF!" then push her off her stool. she will surely understand. If she doesnt... piss on her- literally (flies down, dick out, release, smile....you know the drill)

[Snrf]

start masturbating furiously

[Snrf]

i bet she leaves.

maybe just to call the cops, but u'll be done and have cleaned up by the time they arrive...

[STYLE74]

kinldy instruct her to "FVCK THE HELL OFF!" then push her off her stool. she will surely understand. If she doesnt... piss on her- literally (flies down, dick out, release, smile....you know the drill)

[donniebrasco]

open up word and type in big letters. get up and leave or i am going to kill you and eat your face.

[Timm1704]

open up word and type in big letters. get up and leave or i am going to kill you and eat your face.

damn thats a good one. or STOP STARING AT MY SCREEN YOU LITTLE APE

[Chitown Raider]

open up word and type in big letters. get up and leave or i am going to kill you and eat your face.

[Mike Dura]

That's a great idea! Lol. Although, if I let go of all of civilization I'd go with the pissing on her one.

open up word and type in big letters. get up and leave or i am going to kill you and eat your face.

[Johny-too-small]

Ask her out and give it to her good.

[StoneGRMI]

Bring up this screen: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf and then say something in arabic and run out.

[donniebrasco]

Bring up this screen: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf and then say something in arabic and run out.

you win.
thats the funniest thing ever.
im gonna try to get into as many situations as i can to do that.

[StoneGRMI]

you win.
thats the funniest thing ever.
im gonna try to get into as many situations as i can to do that.

The best way I can think of would be on a plane but that would most likely get you arrested.

[Foskamink]

start masturbating furiously

i saw this thing on youtube about some libary where guys actually masturbate and look at porn regularly there, it was quite disterbing they confronted this guy at his house he was 30 living with his perants and his dad was a nam vet and attacked the camera man.

[Kale]

Bring up this screen: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf and then say something in arabic and run out.

LMFAO !!! How do you guys find this shit