So I says, "You can take those potato chips and cram them up your ass!"
Is it just me or is it really hard to urinate when there is someone at the urinal next to you? Especially if it's my boss. It gets me nervous. I start to sweat and think to myself, "What if I urinate too fast? Or too hard? What if I somehow slip and lose control of my penis and urinate all over this poor bastard next to me? What if the feces I keep tucked away in my right pocket somehow slips out and onto his foot? What if I say something weird by accident like, 'You know, horses have huge penises. They must be like 2 feet long at least I swear. I saw one erect one time. It was neat.'?"
It's a lot to handle and quite frankly, more often than not, I just stand there whistling with no urniation going on whatsoever until the guy leaves. I love you guys so much.
Re: So I says, "You can take those potato chips and cram them up your ass!"
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Originally posted by Nathan
What if I somehow slip and lose control of my penis and urinate all over this poor bastard next to me?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: So I says, "You can take those potato chips and cram them up your ass!"
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Originally posted by Nathan
It gets me nervous. I start to sweat and think to myself, "What if I urinate too fast? Or too hard? What if I somehow slip and lose control of my penis and urinate all over this poor bastard next to me?
Yeah, but I bet you'd do it voluntarily if CYC was at the next urinal.
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Originally posted by EXCESS
Yeah, but I bet you'd do it voluntarily if CYC was at the next urinal.
That's correct. If CYC was at the urinal next to me I'd use an old trick from way back when I was like 5 years old. You pinch your foreskin and then urinate trying to build it up without letting it spill and then once you have reached a critical mass you let go and urine flies in every which direction. You tend to get a little wet yourself but it is the best way to to the most damage in one shot to the jackass next to you.
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Originally posted by Nathan
That's correct. If CYC was at the urinal next to me I'd use an old trick from way back when I was like 5 years old. You pinch your foreskin and then urinate trying to build it up without letting it spill and then once you have reached a critical mass you let go and urine flies in every which direction. You tend to get a little wet yourself but it is the best way to to the most damage in one shot to the jackass next to you.
:lol: Too fuckin Funy Nate!
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Originally posted by Nathan
That's correct. If CYC was at the urinal next to me I'd use an old trick from way back when I was like 5 years old. You pinch your foreskin and then urinate trying to build it up without letting it spill and then once you have reached a critical mass you let go and urine flies in every which direction. You tend to get a little wet yourself but it is the best way to to the most damage in one shot to the jackass next to you.
LOL...how old are guys when they figure this stuff out?? :unsure:
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LOL...how old are guys when they figure this stuff out?? :unsure:
It depends on the individual. I had a tendency to play with myself and hump inanimate objects as a very young child so I learned quicker than most.
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Originally posted by Nathan
That's correct. If CYC was at the urinal next to me I'd use an old trick from way back when I was like 5 years old. You pinch your foreskin and then urinate trying to build it up without letting it spill and then once you have reached a critical mass you let go and urine flies in every which direction. You tend to get a little wet yourself but it is the best way to to the most damage in one shot to the jackass next to you.
Nathan would use any excuse to show me his penis :rolleyes: :eek: :lol: