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New Suit Joke...
> NEW SUIT
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> Joe was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible
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> headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought
> medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he
> finally came
> across an old country doctor who solved the problem.
> "The good news is that I can cure your headaches ...The bad news is that
> it
> will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your
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> testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure
> creates
> a terrible headache. The only way to relieve the condition is to remove
> your
> testicles."
> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered whether he had anything to
> live for. He couldn't even concentrate long enough to answer his own
> question, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
> When he left the hospital after the surgery he was without a headache for
> the first time in 20 years, but he also felt like he was missing an
> important
> part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
> like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live anew life.
>
> He saw a men's clothing store and thought: "That's what I need ... a new
> suit."
> He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit", and
> picked one out.
> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44
> long."
> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
> "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the suit and it fit him
> perfectly.
> As Joe admired himself, the salesman said, "How about a new shirt?"
> Joe thought for a moment then said, "Sure."
> The salesman eyed Joe, and said, "34 sleeve and a 16 1/2 neck."
> Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
> "Been in the business 60 years."
> Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
> As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman said, "How about
> new shoes?"
> Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."
> The salesman eyed Joe's feet, and said, "Let's see 9-1/2 E."
> Joe was astonished, "How did you know?"
> "Been in the business 60 years."
> Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
> around the shop and the salesman said, "How about some new underwear?
> "Joe thought for a second, and said, "Sure."
> The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see ... size
> 36."
> Joe laughed, "Ah ha. I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
> old.
> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear size 34. A 34 underwear
> would press your testicles up against your spine and give you a hell of a
> headache."
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LOL, that is pretty funny!! When I first read the title of the thread, I thought this might be a second version of Nathan's fart suit joke...LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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