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    Encounter with a skunk

    A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
    asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the
    side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was,
    and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take
    it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

    He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."

    The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

    He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what
    about the smell?" said the wife.

    Just hold its little nose."

    The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with
    died at the scene
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    Ha







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    oh man !!!

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    nice

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    kind of fitting with the wet/stinky pussy thread refusing to die...waiting to be bumped

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    haha thats great yea cant say id like to run across one of those

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    very good

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    haha funny

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    Lol..............

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    Poor skunk.LOL

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    lol!

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    lol. everybody tell that to yer girl.

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