Worst Std Stories

[gorgorothsatanis]

Lay It On Us. From The Statistics Out There I'm Betting Quite A Few Of Us Horndogs Have Had A Little Trouble Down Under. Details Details Details. I Love Disgusting Stories Lol.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

I'm STD free...doesn't take a rocket scientist to wrap your tool

[KAEW44]

One day I went out with my roommates to the club we all wanted to hook up with some chicks really bad that night so standards were really low and we would go for anyone!! So I had a lot to drink and I was almost collapsing I went to the toilet in the club and this guy came out of the toilet itching his crotch like crazy I laughed at him and went in but I couldn’t stand up I was too drunk so I sat down on the toilet and peed.

I then walked out and I was at that drunk-horny peak mode so I saw this horse-faced girl standing by the bar all by herself, I went up and chatted her up a little, she had a strange wound on her lip I asked her what it was and she joked that "she cut her face shaving" I laughed with her and we started making out! Her voice was awfully deep for a girl also.

Well she drove us to my place because I was too drunk but on the way she wanted to stop by a tattoo parlor to give something to her friend who worked there, we went there and the guy had just finished doing a tattoo to this really dirty looking hippie. I joked if he could give me a free tattoo and he said he'll do it but he cant use a new pin because they owner counts and will charge him full price, so he will just do the tattoo with the same pins and equipment, I said ok what the hell and we got a tattoo which said "heroin is for the homeless" on my back in real big letters.

So after that we went to my place, I could hear my roommate was doing it with some chick in his room so I was happy for him. I went in with the girl and she told me she was on her period so she could only do it from behind! I was like ok porno style anal lets do it, I did her without a condom because she said "trust me I’m clean”. I then passed out from being drunk....

I woke up in the morning with a severe pain in my butt, I was so dizzy, I came out naked and found a shot of some crème-liquor on the table so I drank it.

My roommate came out and shouted DUUDE!! That girl that left your room this morning was a transsexual!! Did you do her??? Then it came to mind what had happened, I had done her and she had done me too, without condoms!! I was in shock but then my other roommate came out and asked where the little cup was because he thinks he has and STD so he collected a semen sample to take to the lab!!

I was going crazy I ran out of the apartment naked stood under the building near a bush and it had just rained that morning so out of the dampness a toad jumps and hangs on to my penis for a second...before I could even say eeewww this angry homeless person comes up from behind me and sticks me with a used heroin syringe!! He was mad about my tattoo!!

So let’s recap...in one day I got:

1-Crabs from the guy in the toilet
2-Herpes from kissing the transsexual at the bar
3-Hepatitis fromt he dirty tattoo
4-Chlamidiya from doing the transsexual and also in my butt from him doing me
5-Gonnhorea from the shot of semen I took
6-Warts from the toad that jumped on me from the bush
7-HIV from the homeless person’s syringe!!

Anyone have a night worse than this??

[Kale]

[Chemical King]

One day I went out with my roommates to the club we all wanted to hook up with some chicks really bad that night so standards were really low and we would go for anyone!! So I had a lot to drink and I was almost collapsing I went to the toilet in the club and this guy came out of the toilet itching his crotch like crazy I laughed at him and went in but I couldn’t stand up I was too drunk so I sat down on the toilet and peed.

I then walked out and I was at that drunk-horny peak mode so I saw this horse-faced girl standing by the bar all by herself, I went up and chatted her up a little, she had a strange wound on her lip I asked her what it was and she joked that "she cut her face shaving" I laughed with her and we started making out! Her voice was awfully deep for a girl also.

Well she drove us to my place because I was too drunk but on the way she wanted to stop by a tattoo parlor to give something to her friend who worked there, we went there and the guy had just finished doing a tattoo to this really dirty looking hippie. I joked if he could give me a free tattoo and he said he'll do it but he cant use a new pin because they owner counts and will charge him full price, so he will just do the tattoo with the same pins and equipment, I said ok what the hell and we got a tattoo which said "heroin is for the homeless" on my back in real big letters.

So after that we went to my place, I could hear my roommate was doing it with some chick in his room so I was happy for him. I went in with the girl and she told me she was on her period so she could only do it from behind! I was like ok porno style anal lets do it, I did her without a condom because she said "trust me I’m clean”. I then passed out from being drunk....

I woke up in the morning with a severe pain in my butt, I was so dizzy, I came out naked and found a shot of some crème-liquor on the table so I drank it.

My roommate came out and shouted DUUDE!! That girl that left your room this morning was a transsexual!! Did you do her??? Then it came to mind what had happened, I had done her and she had done me too, without condoms!! I was in shock but then my other roommate came out and asked where the little cup was because he thinks he has and STD so he collected a semen sample to take to the lab!!

I was going crazy I ran out of the apartment naked stood under the building near a bush and it had just rained that morning so out of the dampness a toad jumps and hangs on to my penis for a second...before I could even say eeewww this angry homeless person comes up from behind me and sticks me with a used heroin syringe!! He was mad about my tattoo!!

So let’s recap...in one day I got:

1-Crabs from the guy in the toilet
2-Herpes from kissing the transsexual at the bar
3-Hepatitis fromt he dirty tattoo
4-Chlamidiya from doing the transsexual and also in my butt from him doing me
5-Gonnhorea from the shot of semen I took
6-Warts from the toad that jumped on me from the bush
7-HIV from the homeless person’s syringe!!

Anyone have a night worse than this??

[ronan the barbarian]

had clamidia twice when i was younger and a fu**in idiot,
feels like your pissing razor blades,but a few embarrasing trips to a clinic and some antibiotics and alls good,

but try expaining to your girlfriend she has to get checked out too,and why.
it can cause infertility in women cus most times they dont know they have it.

but guess what we split up soon after.lol

[Shane35aa]

had clamidia twice when i was younger and a fu**in idiot,
feels like your pissing razor blades,but a few embarrasing trips to a clinic and some antibiotics and alls good,

but try expaining to your girlfriend she has to get checked out too,and why.
it can cause infertility in women cus most times they dont know they have it.

but guess what we split up soon after.lol

Probably a good thing you did. Sounds like she couldn't take a little joke.

[Doc.Sust]

One day I went out with my roommates to the club we all wanted to hook up with some chicks really bad that night so standards were really low and we would go for anyone!! So I had a lot to drink and I was almost collapsing I went to the toilet in the club and this guy came out of the toilet itching his crotch like crazy I laughed at him and went in but I couldn’t stand up I was too drunk so I sat down on the toilet and peed.

I then walked out and I was at that drunk-horny peak mode so I saw this horse-faced girl standing by the bar all by herself, I went up and chatted her up a little, she had a strange wound on her lip I asked her what it was and she joked that "she cut her face shaving" I laughed with her and we started making out! Her voice was awfully deep for a girl also.

Well she drove us to my place because I was too drunk but on the way she wanted to stop by a tattoo parlor to give something to her friend who worked there, we went there and the guy had just finished doing a tattoo to this really dirty looking hippie. I joked if he could give me a free tattoo and he said he'll do it but he cant use a new pin because they owner counts and will charge him full price, so he will just do the tattoo with the same pins and equipment, I said ok what the hell and we got a tattoo which said "heroin is for the homeless" on my back in real big letters.

So after that we went to my place, I could hear my roommate was doing it with some chick in his room so I was happy for him. I went in with the girl and she told me she was on her period so she could only do it from behind! I was like ok porno style anal lets do it, I did her without a condom because she said "trust me I’m clean”. I then passed out from being drunk....

I woke up in the morning with a severe pain in my butt, I was so dizzy, I came out naked and found a shot of some crème-liquor on the table so I drank it.

My roommate came out and shouted DUUDE!! That girl that left your room this morning was a transsexual!! Did you do her??? Then it came to mind what had happened, I had done her and she had done me too, without condoms!! I was in shock but then my other roommate came out and asked where the little cup was because he thinks he has and STD so he collected a semen sample to take to the lab!!

I was going crazy I ran out of the apartment naked stood under the building near a bush and it had just rained that morning so out of the dampness a toad jumps and hangs on to my penis for a second...before I could even say eeewww this angry homeless person comes up from behind me and sticks me with a used heroin syringe!! He was mad about my tattoo!!

So let’s recap...in one day I got:

1-Crabs from the guy in the toilet
2-Herpes from kissing the transsexual at the bar
3-Hepatitis fromt he dirty tattoo
4-Chlamidiya from doing the transsexual and also in my butt from him doing me
5-Gonnhorea from the shot of semen I took
6-Warts from the toad that jumped on me from the bush
7-HIV from the homeless person’s syringe!!

Anyone have a night worse than this??

S-U-R-E!!!!!!!!

[Hunter]

Never had an std for four reasons
1)I am not an idiot
2)I dont sleep with people who "sleep around".
3)I do not sleep around
4)Luck

[spywizard]

46 yrs old

22 different women (Married or been with the same woman now 12yrs)

never had anything
never use condoms (vasectomy) well... 4-5 times...

lucky?? well, if i won't kiss it.. i won't sleep with it..

[Schmidty]

One day I went out with my roommates to the club we all wanted to hook up with some chicks really bad that night so standards were really low and we would go for anyone!! So I had a lot to drink and I was almost collapsing I went to the toilet in the club and this guy came out of the toilet itching his crotch like crazy I laughed at him and went in but I couldn’t stand up I was too drunk so I sat down on the toilet and peed.

I then walked out and I was at that drunk-horny peak mode so I saw this horse-faced girl standing by the bar all by herself, I went up and chatted her up a little, she had a strange wound on her lip I asked her what it was and she joked that "she cut her face shaving" I laughed with her and we started making out! Her voice was awfully deep for a girl also.

Well she drove us to my place because I was too drunk but on the way she wanted to stop by a tattoo parlor to give something to her friend who worked there, we went there and the guy had just finished doing a tattoo to this really dirty looking hippie. I joked if he could give me a free tattoo and he said he'll do it but he cant use a new pin because they owner counts and will charge him full price, so he will just do the tattoo with the same pins and equipment, I said ok what the hell and we got a tattoo which said "heroin is for the homeless" on my back in real big letters.

So after that we went to my place, I could hear my roommate was doing it with some chick in his room so I was happy for him. I went in with the girl and she told me she was on her period so she could only do it from behind! I was like ok porno style anal lets do it, I did her without a condom because she said "trust me I’m clean”. I then passed out from being drunk....

I woke up in the morning with a severe pain in my butt, I was so dizzy, I came out naked and found a shot of some crème-liquor on the table so I drank it.

My roommate came out and shouted DUUDE!! That girl that left your room this morning was a transsexual!! Did you do her??? Then it came to mind what had happened, I had done her and she had done me too, without condoms!! I was in shock but then my other roommate came out and asked where the little cup was because he thinks he has and STD so he collected a semen sample to take to the lab!!

I was going crazy I ran out of the apartment naked stood under the building near a bush and it had just rained that morning so out of the dampness a toad jumps and hangs on to my penis for a second...before I could even say eeewww this angry homeless person comes up from behind me and sticks me with a used heroin syringe!! He was mad about my tattoo!!

So let’s recap...in one day I got:

1-Crabs from the guy in the toilet
2-Herpes from kissing the transsexual at the bar
3-Hepatitis fromt he dirty tattoo
4-Chlamidiya from doing the transsexual and also in my butt from him doing me
5-Gonnhorea from the shot of semen I took
6-Warts from the toad that jumped on me from the bush
7-HIV from the homeless person’s syringe!!

Anyone have a night worse than this??

The same thing happend to me a few weeks ago.

[AnabolicRick]

One day I went out with my roommates to the club we all wanted to hook up with some chicks really bad that night so standards were really low and we would go for anyone!! So I had a lot to drink and I was almost collapsing I went to the toilet in the club and this guy came out of the toilet itching his crotch like crazy I laughed at him and went in but I couldn’t stand up I was too drunk so I sat down on the toilet and peed.

I then walked out and I was at that drunk-horny peak mode so I saw this horse-faced girl standing by the bar all by herself, I went up and chatted her up a little, she had a strange wound on her lip I asked her what it was and she joked that "she cut her face shaving" I laughed with her and we started making out! Her voice was awfully deep for a girl also.

Well she drove us to my place because I was too drunk but on the way she wanted to stop by a tattoo parlor to give something to her friend who worked there, we went there and the guy had just finished doing a tattoo to this really dirty looking hippie. I joked if he could give me a free tattoo and he said he'll do it but he cant use a new pin because they owner counts and will charge him full price, so he will just do the tattoo with the same pins and equipment, I said ok what the hell and we got a tattoo which said "heroin is for the homeless" on my back in real big letters.

So after that we went to my place, I could hear my roommate was doing it with some chick in his room so I was happy for him. I went in with the girl and she told me she was on her period so she could only do it from behind! I was like ok porno style anal lets do it, I did her without a condom because she said "trust me I’m clean”. I then passed out from being drunk....

I woke up in the morning with a severe pain in my butt, I was so dizzy, I came out naked and found a shot of some crème-liquor on the table so I drank it.

My roommate came out and shouted DUUDE!! That girl that left your room this morning was a transsexual!! Did you do her??? Then it came to mind what had happened, I had done her and she had done me too, without condoms!! I was in shock but then my other roommate came out and asked where the little cup was because he thinks he has and STD so he collected a semen sample to take to the lab!!

I was going crazy I ran out of the apartment naked stood under the building near a bush and it had just rained that morning so out of the dampness a toad jumps and hangs on to my penis for a second...before I could even say eeewww this angry homeless person comes up from behind me and sticks me with a used heroin syringe!! He was mad about my tattoo!!

So let’s recap...in one day I got:

1-Crabs from the guy in the toilet
2-Herpes from kissing the transsexual at the bar
3-Hepatitis fromt he dirty tattoo
4-Chlamidiya from doing the transsexual and also in my butt from him doing me
5-Gonnhorea from the shot of semen I took
6-Warts from the toad that jumped on me from the bush
7-HIV from the homeless person’s syringe!!

Anyone have a night worse than this??

[BITTAPART2]

thought i had one once. I was being a little ho bag and banging this waitress i was working w/ and i was engaged at the time. I heard she was a ho and i hit it raw one night drunk and it had a weird smell to it, like the panties tried to take themselves off bad. so i stopped at a gas station and went in the bathroom and washed my dik off in the sink so it didnt smell when i got home, so here i am washing my junk in the sink, leg propped up on the counter so i could get all my junk in the sink and this guy walks in LMAO he walked right back out too! so a few days later it is hurting when i pee and sort of itchy too. I flipped out and called her on the phone and let her have it "you f'ing ho bag beotch you f'in burnt me g**damnit!" just went off, she was like "uh what are you talking about i font have anything" so i go to the doctor and find out i have poison ivy on and inside my junk from the place we had sex LMAO so she obviously told her friends I called her and told her i had something. embarrased and ashamed but after 74 girls no STD's

[Anastasia]

One day I went out with my roommates to the club we all wanted to hook up with some chicks really bad that night so standards were really low and we would go for anyone!! So I had a lot to drink and I was almost collapsing I went to the toilet in the club and this guy came out of the toilet itching his crotch like crazy I laughed at him and went in but I couldn’t stand up I was too drunk so I sat down on the toilet and peed.

I then walked out and I was at that drunk-horny peak mode so I saw this horse-faced girl standing by the bar all by herself, I went up and chatted her up a little, she had a strange wound on her lip I asked her what it was and she joked that "she cut her face shaving" I laughed with her and we started making out! Her voice was awfully deep for a girl also.

Well she drove us to my place because I was too drunk but on the way she wanted to stop by a tattoo parlor to give something to her friend who worked there, we went there and the guy had just finished doing a tattoo to this really dirty looking hippie. I joked if he could give me a free tattoo and he said he'll do it but he cant use a new pin because they owner counts and will charge him full price, so he will just do the tattoo with the same pins and equipment, I said ok what the hell and we got a tattoo which said "heroin is for the homeless" on my back in real big letters.

So after that we went to my place, I could hear my roommate was doing it with some chick in his room so I was happy for him. I went in with the girl and she told me she was on her period so she could only do it from behind! I was like ok porno style anal lets do it, I did her without a condom because she said "trust me I’m clean”. I then passed out from being drunk....

I woke up in the morning with a severe pain in my butt, I was so dizzy, I came out naked and found a shot of some crème-liquor on the table so I drank it.

My roommate came out and shouted DUUDE!! That girl that left your room this morning was a transsexual!! Did you do her??? Then it came to mind what had happened, I had done her and she had done me too, without condoms!! I was in shock but then my other roommate came out and asked where the little cup was because he thinks he has and STD so he collected a semen sample to take to the lab!!

I was going crazy I ran out of the apartment naked stood under the building near a bush and it had just rained that morning so out of the dampness a toad jumps and hangs on to my penis for a second...before I could even say eeewww this angry homeless person comes up from behind me and sticks me with a used heroin syringe!! He was mad about my tattoo!!

So let’s recap...in one day I got:

1-Crabs from the guy in the toilet
2-Herpes from kissing the transsexual at the bar
3-Hepatitis fromt he dirty tattoo
4-Chlamidiya from doing the transsexual and also in my butt from him doing me
5-Gonnhorea from the shot of semen I took
6-Warts from the toad that jumped on me from the bush
7-HIV from the homeless person’s syringe!!

Anyone have a night worse than this??

Your kidding right?

[ebjack]

my computer got an e-crab from Snrfmaster

[rubix6]

thought i had one once. I was being a little ho bag and banging this waitress i was working w/ and i was engaged at the time. I heard she was a ho and i hit it raw one night drunk and it had a weird smell to it, like the panties tried to take themselves off bad. so i stopped at a gas station and went in the bathroom and washed my dik off in the sink so it didnt smell when i got home, so here i am washing my junk in the sink, leg propped up on the counter so i could get all my junk in the sink and this guy walks in LMAO he walked right back out too! so a few days later it is hurting when i pee and sort of itchy too. I flipped out and called her on the phone and let her have it "you f'ing ho bag beotch you f'in burnt me g**damnit!" just went off, she was like "uh what are you talking about i font have anything" so i go to the doctor and find out i have poison ivy on and inside my junk from the place we had sex LMAO so she obviously told her friends I called her and told her i had something. embarrased and ashamed but after 74 girls no STD's

74 girls????!!!!! damn

[ronan the barbarian]

Probably a good thing you did. Sounds like she couldn't take a little joke.

thats so funny.my current gf is sat in the lounge and asked what i was lau***ng at...............you think i should tell her.


yeah fu**in right.lol


mn_fighter
was number 4 luck or looks.lol.

just jokin

[Swifto]

Most everyday anti-boitics kill almost all STD's. Exept crabs, HIV and Herpes. All others are killed if anti-biotics is taken properly.

Doxycline, Minocycline, Tetracyline, Lymecyline, Erythromycin, Azithromycin (Zithromax). Zithromax is a one off two tablet course which does the job.

Purchased here:
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Thats if you dont fancy the walk to the doctors and the "check up"...

[Thumper 1989]

I had gotten clamitia at a strip club i was in the club for a small while when and eighteen year old girl came on stage dam she looked good from ther head down to her pritty little toes, she came to my side on a weak day and started dancing in my face her close came off which wast much, i was about 19 at the time, i liked this girl named star dust man she was pritty i was alread drunk when i walked in me and a friend. well she came off stage and walked to me asked if i wanted a private booth lap dance, i sead ya, i pade the bartender 40 dollars 20 dollars a song. she closed the drape i sat down and she sliped of her thong man she had the nicest little twat i had sean in person at that time their was glitter all over her snach the song came on she put her legs on this couch, with arm rest and danced and pushed and grabed on me i swear i had a hard on the the gin su nife couldn't cut or bend i couldn't believe she was grabing my jewls i didn't know what to do she jumped off my lap and on the arm rest again with legs open twat in my face she pushed my face in her twat i swear i licked her clit, i thought for shure i would get 86ed for doing that,she grabed the back of my head and pushed me into her cuch so i went with it se started to get off as i was liking i unziped my zipper my dick was out in the open i grabbed her waist and sat her on my dick i herd her gasp and say hurry up the second song will be over soon man i couldn't believe what was happening but i did what she sead i started to hit that like a rabbit i broke a sweat she was tight and soft and wet man i pulled out and squirted in my hand i took my shirt off and pull off my tank top off and wiped down. i walked out of the private booth with a cheese smile my friend asked me why i had glitter on my chin. i told him what happend to this day he doesn't believe it but she walked up and gave me her number and told me to pick her up i never did i didn't own a car at the time. but the very next day it felt like razors evil pain to pee i would not pee all day and night but first thing in the morning i would let a little out at a time **** i always used a condum with strange girls that sucked balls man. thats about as bad of std i have gotten but ran into 3 pritty girls with a smell of death out of their crouch. and i have had many but why they were hot i mean they didn't smell it them selfs i dont know i had a couple of beers alread dont pay atention to this i will probly regret it tomorrow

[5ifthCitizen]

why 1989 if ur over 19?

[unclemoney]

Your kidding right?

No, he's telling the truth, wow if that wasn't a night to remember, eh KAEW?

[K.Biz]

UTI today actully. f*ckin sucked ass. So painful i will never forget a condom again.

[DSM4Life]

I'm STD free...doesn't take a rocket scientist to wrap your tool

+2..

[scaramouche]

The same thing happend to me a few weeks ago.

[longhorn814]

had genital warts once..have no freaking idea where they couldve came from either..went to the doc and he froze them off and that was the end up them

[Lexed]

thank god no stds yet prob cause im still a virgin

[gixxerboy1]

I'm a whore!

Rarely use any protection and never had a thing

[novastepp]

KAEW44, sorry about the crabs.

[HeavyHitter]

First cycle of my life.... EQ only. about a month after my last shot this new girl im chillen with wants to bang... She has her period tho. Im thinking YES BJ!!! lol. Nope, she wants it in her ass... only. NICE!

WRONG! Dead sober and couldnt get hard!! The worst thing ever!! Week and a half later i got her tho!! but still....

[Stock]

I was trying to get two girls in bed at the same time back in college, and I had fvcked one of them a few times, but she wouldnt go for it and told the other girl we had had sex before and she told her friend to **** me instead. Needless to say 5 days later, and 3 other girls, my junk started itching bad. That skank gave me the crabs, and the other bitch probably knew it and set me up. One of the girls I banged after, was my girlfriend, so she found out that I was cheating on her and that ended that... I learned condoms cant protect you from the crotch critters...

[unclemoney]

I was trying to get two girls in bed at the same time back in college, and I had fvcked one of them a few times, but she wouldnt go for it and told the other girl we had had sex before and she told her friend to **** me instead. Needless to say 5 days later, and 3 other girls, my junk started itching bad. That skank gave me the crabs, and the other bitch probably knew it and set me up. One of the girls I banged after, was my girlfriend, so she found out that I was cheating on her and that ended that... I learned condoms cant protect you from the crotch critters...

Dam that sux... I was just thinking, wouldn't it be hilarious if crabs actually were crabs as in crustacions with pinchers and everything???? lol

[MrTAME]

Just saw the doc today... walked in got the word yupp. I had chlamydia, good part was I was already treated for it last friday so its gone...but here is the shity part...

they wanted the names of all the people I had been with since my last test in 05' .... HAHAHAHA...she had to get 5 new envelopes out becuase she used up all the information spots for contacts on the people I slept with.
Embarassing yes...lots of people getting phone calls to go in for chlamyidia testing...yes. Did I learn my lesson to wrap it up....nope...sex with a condom sux, but she best be on the pill.

[DSM4Life]

Just saw the doc today... walked in got the word yupp. I had chlamydia, good part was I was already treated for it last friday so its gone...but here is the shity part...

they wanted the names of all the people I had been with since my last test in 05' .... HAHAHAHA...she had to get 5 new envelopes out becuase she used up all the information spots for contacts on the people I slept with.
Embarassing yes...lots of people getting phone calls to go in for chlamyidia testing...yes. Did I learn my lesson to wrap it up....nope...sex with a condom sux, but she best be on the pill.

I swear people are morons and this just proves it.

[MrTAME]

Youre jealous that you didnt get a piece of MrTAME's Game... J/k, you are entitled to yure opinion.

nothing you have to worry about bro ....

just keep wrapping it up and you'll be fine...takes two to screw :-)

[DSM4Life]

Youre jealous that you didnt get a piece of MrTAME's Game... J/k, you are entitled to yure opinion.

nothing you have to worry about bro ....

just keep wrapping it up and you'll be fine...takes two to screw :-)

Why would i want a piece of game that requires a doctors visit


I dont want to sound like your dad but i know a few friends that caught some STD's that will never go away. Just trying to give you a heads up.

[MrTAME]

Why would i want a piece of game that requires a doctors visit


I dont want to sound like your dad but i know a few friends that caught some STD's that will never go away. Just trying to give you a heads up.

I really should wrap it up I know... but all people look so healthy...

trust no one...they are all hiding something under their belt...

[HeavyHitter]

I really should wrap it up I know... but all people look so healthy...

trust no one...they are all hiding something under their belt...

Dont sweat it Tame... we all have been there bruva. I dont even know what a condom looks like anymore!!!

[cookiemonstR]

Just saw the doc today... walked in got the word yupp. I had chlamydia, good part was I was already treated for it last friday so its gone...but here is the shity part...

they wanted the names of all the people I had been with since my last test in 05' .... HAHAHAHA...she had to get 5 new envelopes out becuase she used up all the information spots for contacts on the people I slept with.
Embarassing yes...lots of people getting phone calls to go in for chlamyidia testing...yes. Did I learn my lesson to wrap it up....nope...sex with a condom sux, but she best be on the pill.

Ya that sux, public health called me everyday for 6 months about the clap, man i dont even remember all the girlz i banged before anyways

[Thumper 1989]

why 1989 if ur over 19?

I am 31 going on 32 but that was the age i gotten the clap. I got the name thumper at the age of 11 it has been abused since it spread like a one hit single it usto be a unic nick name know everywhere i go i hear of a couple of thumpers it sucks gettin bit sucks.

[DIESELPWR]

im a man whore what can i say? guess i just been lucky.. gotta love the jersey shore