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    Mess with the Bull...

    An American Cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
    The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are the bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a true delicacy!"

    The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation. Bring me an order!"

    The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come

    early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
    delicacy."

    The next morning, the cowboy placed his order and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller

    than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si Senor". "Sometimes
    the bull wins."

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    ROFLMAO


    good one

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    haha ... grimy

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    LOL


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    hahahaha.

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    not funny ...lol

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    Thats good shit...lol

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    best id heard in a long time

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    BWHAHAHHAHA....actually made me laugh out loud...

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    lol! that was good!

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