Very Very Good Day.

[K.Biz]

So im working this morning and theres a new girl thats been working and i herd shes really hot but everytime shes in im not working. so I walk into my 2nd job (delivery driver...it pays some bills haha) and there is this smoking girl behind the counter i mean wow!. So shes like can I help you, im like actully i work here nice to meet you Im kevin, she said her name was vanessa.

So we were pretty busy most of the day till right before 1, when i leave. so im talkin to her and stuff and shes like "wow your arms are so big, flex for me" hahaha this put a smile on my face... so she did what girls do and squeezed it and like giggled. then shes like what are u up to tonight letsw hangout. i was like aight heres my phone number YOU call me. cause i didnt believe she was gonna call.

So anyway to make a long story short. she ended up calling me at 1:15 when i just got home and asked me to hang out. she came over i made the move, we did the damn thang and it only 2:45, time for my next meal

[Timm1704]

wow sounds like an awesome day. im jealous. ive just had to finish myself off lol

[goodcents]

I hit 3000 posts today

[goodcents]

wow sounds like an awesome day. im jealous. ive just had to finish myself off lol

We really didn't need to know that

[Timm1704]

We really didn't need to know that

TWICE actually!

earning my eventual title of 'sir wankalot'

[Superhuman]

So im working this morning and theres a new girl thats been working and i herd shes really hot but everytime shes in im not working. so I walk into my 2nd job (delivery driver...it pays some bills haha) and there is this smoking girl behind the counter i mean wow!. So shes like can I help you, im like actully i work here nice to meet you Im kevin, she said her name was vanessa.

So we were pretty busy most of the day till right before 1, when i leave. so im talkin to her and stuff and shes like "wow your arms are so big, flex for me" hahaha this put a smile on my face... so she did what girls do and squeezed it and like giggled. then shes like what are u up to tonight letsw hangout. i was like aight heres my phone number YOU call me. cause i didnt believe she was gonna call.

So anyway to make a long story short. she ended up calling me at 1:15 when i just got home and asked me to hang out. she came over i made the move, we did the damn thang and it only 2:45, time for my next meal

wow she sounds like a dirty whore... good to hear you got laid though

[ebjack]

dirty whores make the world go round

[GeneticallyInferior]

I wish my day was similar to yours. You just played it cool and she made it clear she wanted you.

[Panzerfaust]

Total cum dumpster you got there.

But good for you.

Get ready for a 6 month regimen of antibiotics.

[chest6]

lol that sure was easy

[Superhuman]

i hope you didn't kiss her lol... if I ever hooked up with a whore I wouldn't kiss her - porn star style I would beat it up and say "thanks, now goodbye!" lol

[goodcents]

Does no one else hit it on the first date Sometimes they are ho's and sometimes you just hook up at the right time. Btw, I'm thinking of superhuman eating his own nut from a chic and getting wooosssiieee Dude we are cyber buddies but wtf?

[Superhuman]

Does no one else hit it on the first date Sometimes they are ho's and sometimes you just hook up at the right time. Btw, I'm thinking of superhuman eating his own nut from a chic and getting wooosssiieee Dude we are cyber buddies but wtf?

Damn I just laughed so hard I cried

...it's not like I do that on a regular basis, it's more of a delicacy j/k

[italianplayboy09]

thank god for penicillin

[italianplayboy09]

Damn I just laughed so hard I cried

...it's not like I do that on a regular basis, it's more of a delicacy j/k

[goodcents]

Damn I just laughed so hard I cried

...it's not like I do that on a regular basis, it's more of a delicacy j/k

I'm lau***ng too, superhuman reminds of me when I was younger (except I don't lick my own nut) (or anyone else's, just thought I would beat someone to that hhaa, hhaa beat )

[goodcents]

I was going to use that one too. When I nut I'm ready to be left alone or recharge for another go around

[StoneGRMI]

That sounds like a good day! My day today consisted of a 3 hour long meeting with a senile old lady that has 30+ years in real estate asking me question after question about a contract that an intelligent monkey would understand...and I didn't even get to hit it! jk, puke.

[italianplayboy09]

if its one of those nights then there's always another go around but i have to wait like 30 min

[Superhuman]

I'm lau***ng too, superhuman reminds of me when I was younger (except I don't lick my own nut) (or anyone else's, just thought I would beat someone to that hhaa, hhaa beat )

well technically I don't eat it, I merely transfer it by spitting it into her mouth and watching her tongue play with it... maybe I disclose too much

[goodcents]

well technically I don't eat it, I merely transfer it by spitting it into her mouth and watching her tongue play with it... maybe I disclose too much

Jesus dude, shlt

[goodcents]

[goodcents]

ha, ha, I just used the code letters : barf : no spaces, I'm fukin' smart

[Superhuman]

ha, ha, I just used the code letters : barf : no spaces, I'm fukin' smart

congratulations

[Shane35aa]

Hey K biz dont look like she gave a damn about the gyno..

[king6]

Hey K biz dont look like she gave a damn about the gyno..

OMFG! ROFLMAO!!

[MuscleHead320lb]

So im working this morning and theres a new girl thats been working and i herd shes really hot but everytime shes in im not working. so I walk into my 2nd job (delivery driver...it pays some bills haha) and there is this smoking girl behind the counter i mean wow!. So shes like can I help you, im like actully i work here nice to meet you Im kevin, she said her name was vanessa.

So we were pretty busy most of the day till right before 1, when i leave. so im talkin to her and stuff and shes like "wow your arms are so big, flex for me" hahaha this put a smile on my face... so she did what girls do and squeezed it and like giggled. then shes like what are u up to tonight letsw hangout. i was like aight heres my phone number YOU call me. cause i didnt believe she was gonna call.

So anyway to make a long story short. she ended up calling me at 1:15 when i just got home and asked me to hang out. she came over i made the move, we did the damn thang and it only 2:45, time for my next meal

Pics....we need pics.....

[ebjack]

link to Ice cube video "Today was a good day"





http://www.musicvideocodes.us/code.php?id=628

[K.Biz]

hahaha you guys are rediculous. A dirty whore? probably. But a rediculously HOT looking whore hahaha. and they make protection for a reason....

Work should be interesting tomo. my phones been blowing up all night after she left, shes left me like 4 messages so far, i was taking a quick nap. this could be bad. perhaps a stage 5 clinger?

[Hoggage_54]

hahaha you guys are rediculous. A dirty whore? probably. But a rediculously HOT looking whore hahaha. and they make protection for a reason....

Work should be interesting tomo. my phones been blowing up all night after she left, shes left me like 4 messages so far, i was taking a quick nap. this could be bad. perhaps a stage 5 clinger?

Sounds like a desperate stage 5 clinger. Enjoy the next few months

[Hoggage_54]

Unless, of course, you like her and hook up with her.

[rubix6]

wow she sounds like a dirty whore... good to hear you got laid though

she does