ahh haha I just got owned at work

SVTMuscle* · 03-04-2007, 12:29 PM

A guy that just came in here, who I see all the time and was talkin to me and was like 'what do you have for sexual stimulator things' and i showed him a few, and i was like, yah these ones work great and he was like' yeah you tried them?' i was like yah a few times and he was like...'you married?' i was like ...no, im in college (sarcastically spoken) so he was like
'yeah just screwing all the chicks?'
i was like thats pretty much my game plan
he goes
...'I have a daughter in college.'

**NightTrain** · 03-04-2007, 12:31 PM

lol hahahaha svt

SVTMuscle* · 03-04-2007, 12:35 PM

so needless to say, there was an awkward silence for a few minutes

**Snrf** · 03-04-2007, 12:36 PM

should have asked for her number

**StoneGRMI** · 03-04-2007, 12:37 PM

Maybe he was trying to hook you up with his daughter but you took it the wrong way? Gigidy gigidy

**NightTrain** · 03-04-2007, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

should have asked for her number

yeah that'd made his day, he would been like

**chest6** · 03-04-2007, 02:44 PM

Wait, I've heard this before

SVTMuscle* · 03-04-2007, 03:14 PM

Oh snap your pretty much the first to hear everything goes on in my life!

**chest6** · 03-04-2007, 03:45 PM

Hell yeah.

wooo<3

SVTMuscle* · 03-04-2007, 04:01 PM

mmhmmm <3

**duramaxedge** · 03-04-2007, 08:39 PM

should have asked him her name and what school she goes too.. hehe

**king6** · 03-04-2007, 08:54 PM

Should have asked if he kisses his daughter good night, then ask how your ass tastes.

**Bojangles69** · 03-04-2007, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

A guy that just came in here, who I see all the time and was talkin to me and was like 'what do you have for sexual stimulator things' and i showed him a few, and i was like, yah these ones work great and he was like' yeah you tried them?' i was like yah a few times and he was like...'you married?' i was like ...no, im in college (sarcastically spoken) so he was like
'yeah just screwing all the chicks?'
i was like thats pretty much my game plan
he goes
...'I have a daughter in college.'

I would have said ver batim, "thats great.. she must be having a BLAST.. and Hey, if she ever comes in here.. do want me to mention that you were looking for sexual stimulators? that would be SOO FUNNY, dont yah think?
Now give me the bitches # before I tell your wife you told me time her vaginas so saggy and rotten you need 4 bottles of horny goat weed just to get a semi."
Than I would have gave him a pen and piece of paper and been like "write the bitches # NOW m/fkr!"

Thank you for shopping at GNC!!

**aadrenaline** · 03-04-2007, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by king6

Should have asked if he kisses his daughter good night, then ask how your ass tastes.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Shane35aa** · 03-07-2007, 01:51 PM

Man you should have been respectful..asked if he had a picture of her..then if you could see...then ask her name and say " DAMN I din't recognize her with her clothes on"

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 03-07-2007, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Shane35aa

Man you should have been respectful..asked if he had a picture of her..then if you could see...then ask her name and say " DAMN I din't recognize her with her clothes on"

lol, then SVT woulda gotten beat down..hahaha

**notorious_mem** · 03-07-2007, 02:46 PM

svt you have officially been owned.lol

**novastepp** · 03-07-2007, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by king6

Should have asked if he kisses his daughter good night, then ask how your ass tastes.

i put that shit in the hall of shame... just for the hilarity!!!

**Jacky_Zebsten** · 03-07-2007, 06:17 PM

u should have said "i thought u looked familiar"

**spywizard** · 03-07-2007, 06:19 PM

Mine graduated, or i'd kick your ass...

unless you have money, and or could provide for my daughter in a manner i have made her accustomed..

**firmechicano831** · 03-07-2007, 06:39 PM

I think he was trying to hook u up for sure. tell him to have her myspace you. lol

SVTMuscle* · 03-07-2007, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

Mine graduated, or i'd kick your ass...

unless you have money, and or could provide for my daughter in a manner i have made her accustomed..

Oh I have money to take care of my ladies don't worry

**taiboxa** · 03-07-2007, 09:24 PM

good one STDMuscle

SVTMuscle* · 03-07-2007, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

good one STDMuscle

Don't be hatin

**Timm1704** · 03-08-2007, 08:42 AM

should have said "your little angel is my little whore!"

one less customer to deal with

**wishmasterATM** · 03-08-2007, 08:51 AM

hahaha

**MFT81** · 03-08-2007, 11:08 AM

Kind of reminds me of a window sticker I saw once on a shitty truck, It said "dont laugh your daughters in here".

**Schmidty** · 03-08-2007, 05:58 PM

Did u ever pee in his daughters butt

**spywizard** · 03-08-2007, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

Oh I have money to take care of my ladies don't worry

Good thing they both earn enough to make their own decissions now...

**Superhuman** · 03-08-2007, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Did u ever pee in his daughters butt

Ewww, who DOES that?

**Chitown Raider** · 03-08-2007, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

I would have said ver batim, "thats great.. she must be having a BLAST.. and Hey, if she ever comes in here.. do want me to mention that you were looking for sexual stimulators? that would be SOO FUNNY, dont yah think?
Now give me the bitches # before I tell your wife you told me time her vaginas so saggy and rotten you need 4 bottles of horny goat weed just to get a semi."
Than I would have gave him a pen and piece of paper and been like "write the bitches # NOW m/fkr!"

Thank you for shopping at GNC!!

**Big Drez** · 03-08-2007, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by Shane35aa

Man you should have been respectful..asked if he had a picture of her..then if you could see...then ask her name and say " DAMN I din't recognize her with her clothes on"

either that or told em' that you saw her on Girls Gone Wild College Edition, because he'd have to way to prove that. He'd be all tore up inside.....