The Official 'Name That Poster' Thread

[mavsluva]

(Disclaimer: This thread is nothing more than good, clean fun.)

It's time to play, 'Name That Poster'. Below are a handful of lines that have either been used by a board member, or show characteristics of a board member based upon his/her post. Lets begin!

1. I wanted to f***ing kill the cashier last night at the grocery store. First of all, she was a fat, ugly whore that didn't deserve to have a life on this planet. This b***h was charging me too much for my tuna, so I told her to go f**ck herself. Man I wanted to shred her into pieces!!!

2. I wrecked my new bike last night. The GPS system that I pimped my bike out with falsely stated that I was to take a left turn when no left turn was available. I went ahead and took its advice and drove straight into a brick wall.

3. I read in Muscle and Fitness Magazine where Ronnie Coleman eats 7000 calories a day. According to my dietician, I'm only supposed to be intaking 2600 calories a day. But I want to look like Ronnie! What do you guys think? I say the hell with everything and I think that I should just EAT, EAT and EAT some more. Screw being small. Lets all get huge! Oh well, I'm off to Quiznos so I can begin my bulking diet. (Question: Will I get fat if I eat a large sandwhich?)

4. I detest fat people! They all just disgust me and I think they should all be shipped off to a deserted island. I was well on my way to being one of them, but gained control of my life.

5. They're are only 3 types of women that matter in the world to me:
1. Women that are giving me money at one of my stores.
2. Women that are family.
3. Chics I'm banging.


Name these 5 posters. Good luck!

[Snrf]

stayinstacked
foskamink
columbus
idunno..chest6 maybe?
goodcents

[mavsluva]

stayinstacked
foskamink
columbus
idunno..chest6 maybe?
goodcents

Bingo, we have a winner! Good job bro! That was WAY too quick.

[mavsluva]

Oh well, just sitting here at the oil change place and had some time to burn. Have a good one guys and gals!

[Snrf]

sorry man, didn't mean to kill the thread that fast

[Foskamink]

why me

[Snrf]

hahaha shut up fosk, its a joke learn to take one

[Foskamink]

when i open my mouth im a asshole, how come it dosnt work both ways?

[MFT81]

stayinstacked
foskamink
columbus
idunno..chest6 maybe?
goodcents

That is what I guessed too.

Stayinstacked is way to easy.

[Snrf]

when i open my mouth im a asshole, how come it dosnt work both ways?

You don't need to open your mouth to be an asshole.

Mavs made a joke, go tell your mommy on him or something

[goodcents]

(Disclaimer: This thread is nothing more than good, clean fun.)

It's time to play, 'Name That Poster'. Below are a handful of lines that have either been used by a board member, or show characteristics of a board member based upon his/her post. Lets begin!

1. I wanted to f***ing kill the cashier last night at the grocery store. First of all, she was a fat, ugly whore that didn't deserve to have a life on this planet. This b***h was charging me too much for my tuna, so I told her to go f**ck herself. Man I wanted to shred her into pieces!!!

2. I wrecked my new bike last night. The GPS system that I pimped my bike out with falsely stated that I was to take a left turn when no left turn was available. I went ahead and took its advice and drove straight into a brick wall.

3. I read in Muscle and Fitness Magazine where Ronnie Coleman eats 7000 calories a day. According to my dietician, I'm only supposed to be intaking 2600 calories a day. But I want to look like Ronnie! What do you guys think? I say the hell with everything and I think that I should just EAT, EAT and EAT some more. Screw being small. Lets all get huge! Oh well, I'm off to Quiznos so I can begin my bulking diet. (Question: Will I get fat if I eat a large sandwhich?)

4. I detest fat people! They all just disgust me and I think they should all be shipped off to a deserted island. I was well on my way to being one of them, but gained control of my life.

5. They're are only 3 types of women that matter in the world to me:
1. Women that are giving me money at one of my stores.
2. Women that are family.
3. Chics I'm banging.

Name these 5 posters. Good luck!

I just knew I would be in here some where

[goodcents]

You don't need to open your mouth to be an asshole.

Mavs made a joke, go tell your mommy on him or something

I thought it was funny, I see it as a sign of respect to get a friendly roast

[*Narkissos*]

^^ditto


And he was well done

Keep 'em coming Mavs

[goodcents]

Hell even hugh heffner had a roast and ice-t called him the biggest pimp in the world and he just laughed surounded by his chics

[Schmidty]

I only remeber foskas

[goodcents]

The king of bs is on

[mavsluva]

My apologies to any and everyone that may have taken offense to my post.

[Snrf]

dont apologize mavs. only a whiney little bitch would take offense to that.

especially when its just a compilation of stupid things he's said anyway

[mavsluva]

when i open my mouth im a asshole, how come it dosnt work both ways?

Fosk: A man's highest form of education comes through unlearning what he's learned up to this point in his life. The most powerful form of unlearning is through humility.

Sorry if I caused any harm brother.

[rar1015]

Stayinstacked's thread are ones that i dont miss seeing.

[goodcents]

dont apologize mavs. only a whiney little bitch would take offense to that.

especially when its just a compilation of stupid things he's said anyway

yeah, I didn't get offended and thought it was funny. How can you get mad at something you posted in the first place? He just quoted it
P.s. I stick by my women comments

[RuhlFreak55]

wtf snrf.....you got that wayyyyyy too fast

[Snrf]

yeah under a minute.

they don't call me detective snrf for nothing. I remember ALL

[mavsluva]

wtf snrf.....you got that wayyyyyy too fast

Too funny that you mentioned that. I KNEW snrf would get it and get it quickly! He's got an amazing memory!

[RuhlFreak55]

i knew em all cept columbus

[Shane35aa]

when i open my mouth im a asshole, how come it dosnt work both ways?

Hey Fosk don't take that personal bro, I'm sure some people think you an asshole when you don't open it either.

[goodcents]

Hey Fosk don't take that personal bro, I'm sure some people think you an asshole when you don't open it either.

[chest6]

I was about to be like hey that 4th one looks liek something I would s--Oh..wait..I did say that

Was that an exact quote?

[JohnboyF]

1) i'm there about 2 hours a session without cardio so with cardio if ur cutting and do an hour i'd be there 3.......nothin to it but to do it.....and there's no such thing as overtraining for me



2) This thread is funny, my dog eats more than 600calories/day...
Goes to show ppl can spend so much time on here and not learn a damn thing.. why do we even bother wasting time helping people.

3)I'm 19, taking general ed courses in college, I have no idea what I wanna do. I kind of get interested in something then end up losing interest and get interested in something else, it's an endless cycle for me. The problem is I don't want to end up like my uncle, who I am very much like. I love him to death but he's like me and he finally got a college degree at age 40 something and before that was heavy into drug use and all sorts of bad crap...


4)

[Snrf]

Ruhl
IBDmfkr
Lawman

[goodcents]

1) i'm there about 2 hours a session without cardio so with cardio if ur cutting and do an hour i'd be there 3.......nothin to it but to do it.....and there's no such thing as overtraining for me



2) This thread is funny, my dog eats more than 600calories/day...
Goes to show ppl can spend so much time on here and not learn a damn thing.. why do we even bother wasting time helping people.

3)I'm 19, taking general ed courses in college, I have no idea what I wanna do. I kind of get interested in something then end up losing interest and get interested in something else, it's an endless cycle for me. The problem is I don't want to end up like my uncle, who I am very much like. I love him to death but he's like me and he finally got a college degree at age 40 something and before that was heavy into drug use and all sorts of bad crap...


4)

ADD

[mavsluva]

I was about to be like hey that 4th one looks liek something I would s--Oh..wait..I did say that

Was that an exact quote?

Not an official quote, but similar to something that you have said. I thought that that one would have been more difficult than it was, but apparently people know you too well!

[SVTMuscle*]

I banged his sister in law!!!

[Snrf]

I banged his sister in law!!!

gsxxr

[chest6]

Not an official quote, but similar to something that you have said. I thought that that one would have been more difficult than it was, but apparently people know you too well!

yeah. Guess so.

[STYLE74]

yeah under a minute.

they don't call me inspector gadget for nothing. I remember ALL

Yeah ok there Einstein!! The question is who didn't know the answer to number 1 was stayinstacked........

[NightTrain]

yeah i even knew the first 2 with ease.... good job smurf......lol

[Snrf]

haha it wasnt who it was it was the fact it was like 30 seconds lol

[mavsluva]

Nah, I think it was a poorly created thread!

[NightTrain]

Nah, I think it was a poorly created thread!

yeah who ever created this thread should be shot.....