I lost my drivers lic for a year due to a steroid charge and had to put my regular job on the side lines till I get it back.
I took a job today as a bouncer at a high end "gentlemans club"

The pay sucks ass but I managed to get mostly day time hours and some weekends. I'm making 1/4 of what I was making

at least I've got good scenery to look at in between tossing drunks out on their heads.
Now to break the news to my lady. Moral of the story:
Keep on juicin and lifting, if you lose your day job you can always bounce.