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    Planet fitness - Lunk alert!

    Due to my new line of work being mostly nights now I needed a gym to hit after hours. The only 24 hour gym not too far out of my way was a planet fitness so I joined up the other day.

    The puny little man behind the desk thought he better warn me in advance about something called their lunk alert since I was a "big guy". I never laguhed so hard in my life! a little alarm goes off if you drop weights or grunt. I saw the same little fella training someone last night and he was working with like 175 on the bench for 3-4 reps. I politely stated that maybe with a little grunting he could lift as much as my girlfriend before June.


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    read the article in last months MD.....it's all in there...Whata fing joke!!!

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    i workout at a planet fitness but they are pretty good about it. i rarely ever see them set it off. usually its me asking them to do it to see everyone jump..lol

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    i could never be a member at a gym that had such a thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    i could never be a member at a gym that had such a thing
    I normally would never either but it's only 10 bucks per month and open 24 hrs.

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    When the club closes down myself and another bouncer go there at about 4am. Even a few girls from the club signed up, I'm going to have all of the dancers there on GH and var before springs over with

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    what a stupid thing to have. It's a gym not a social club. Grow a brain lol

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    I've seen that before..I wouldnt go anywhere near it except to laugh

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    I think if it's enforced properly it could be a good idea. I don't mind grunting, but when somebody is doing incline presses with 50 pound dumbells and finishes their set easily and just drops them to the ground, there is no need for that. It's just ridiculous how some people drop weights for no reason at my gym.

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    Same gym, in PA ... 10 bucks a month but they don't have any DB's over 60 ... it's ridiculous .... go there cuz of my schedule too .... but I'm so limited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    Due to my new line of work being mostly nights now I needed a gym to hit after hours. The only 24 hour gym not too far out of my way was a planet fitness so I joined up the other day.

    The puny little man behind the desk thought he better warn me in advance about something called their lunk alert since I was a "big guy". I never laguhed so hard in my life! a little alarm goes off if you drop weights or grunt. I saw the same little fella training someone last night and he was working with like 175 on the bench for 3-4 reps. I politely stated that maybe with a little grunting he could lift as much as my girlfriend before June.


    OMG what a f-in joke.


    Dude slam the biggest F-in dumbells you can find. lol lol

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    y100 hit it on the head! Not a dumbell over 60lbs in the joint. They barely have over a thousand pounds total in free weights...thank goid I go in at 4am, there might be a couple of people on the treadmills at that time so I'm good.

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    This lady apparently takes it pretty seriously.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6OrO1f610

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    Quote Originally Posted by DARKSEID
    This lady apparently takes it pretty seriously.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6OrO1f610
    that's f'in hilarious!

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    imagine if you were the cop called in on that

    "Yeah..arrest him!"
    "On what charges?"
    "Grunting while working out!"
    "Oh fvck that, I grunt when I workout..Im outta here"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    imagine if you were the cop called in on that

    "Yeah..arrest him!"
    "On what charges?"
    "Grunting while working out!"
    "Oh fvck that, I grunt when I workout..Im outta here"
    yeah, exactly .... the people that work at mine are pretty chill though ... like I said they only setback is the lack of weight.

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    65lb dumbbells I wouldnt go anywhere near it

    the rec at my gym stops at 100 and i bitch about it everyday...i must be lucky

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    the gym i go to has 4 diff set of db from 5 to 135 lbs plenty of free weigt

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    Quote Originally Posted by pwerfll1
    the gym i go to has 4 diff set of db from 5 to 135 lbs plenty of free weigt
    Let us borrow some! I'mk joining a new gym after the summer .. I'll just have to adjust my schedule somehow

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    65lb dumbbells I wouldnt go anywhere near it

    the rec at my gym stops at 100 and i bitch about it everyday...i must be lucky
    lol that's what i was thinking.......i don't use anything that small for anything cept curls......**** that.....that gym can die.....150 lb dumbbells or more for me

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    i workout at a planet fitness. because its 10bucks a month mostly. i just go after 8 and its empty. and the whole lurk alarm is bs i see people droipping weights and grunting all over the place and that thingt never goes off. but my gym is also owned by an ex-wrestler (brutis the barber)

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    why would there be any reason to drop 65 lb dumbbells?????

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    my planet fitness also stops at 100's. it sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    why would there be any reason to drop 65 lb dumbbells?????
    Because there are alot of High School kids there and they aren't very strong. Unfortunately, not everyone there can use 150's to bench with Arnold

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    well i essentially never "drop" dumbells.........i may set them down a little hard on occasion but never outright drop.....regardless of the weight

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    You all stop hammering my shitty gym!!

    Like I said from the get go.... At 4am it's that shitty gym or push up's, which would you pick?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    You all stop hammering my shitty gym!!

    Like I said from the get go.... At 4am it's that shitty gym or push up's, which would you pick?

    there's not one other 24 hour gym around? and you could train at a different time of course

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    i worked out at a planet fitness for a month or so since my friend had this membership where he could bring one friend free each visit. I went in there at about 220lbs at 5'10.. i tossed 3 plates on each side of the bench and some stupid puny yoga instructor type fool asked me if i needed help taking the weight off... after i told him i was putting it ON he snickered and left..i found him gossiping with some one else about me later on... such a bullshit gym... its purple and yellow... i thought the motto was "where you fit in"

    now i know I dont fit in hahha. i was the only guy there who worked out in a beater and had gloves and a weight belt.. the rest just go there so they can suck cock in the steam room!

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    ***double posted***

    Sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by DARKSEID
    This lady apparently takes it pretty seriously.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6OrO1f610

    OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What a joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by IIIIIIIIIIII
    i worked out at a planet fitness for a month or so since my friend had this membership where he could bring one friend free each visit. I went in there at about 220lbs at 5'10.. i tossed 3 plates on each side of the bench and some stupid puny yoga instructor type fool asked me if i needed help taking the weight off... after i told him i was putting it ON he snickered and left..i found him gossiping with some one else about me later on... such a bullshit gym... its purple and yellow... i thought the motto was "where you fit in"

    now i know I dont fit in hahha. i was the only guy there who worked out in a beater and had gloves and a weight belt.. the rest just go there so they can suck cock in the steam room!

    I know it's wrong, but I was taking a drink at the time and just spit it out lau***ng

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    Quote Originally Posted by IIIIIIIIIIII
    i worked out at a planet fitness for a month or so since my friend had this membership where he could bring one friend free each visit. I went in there at about 220lbs at 5'10.. i tossed 3 plates on each side of the bench and some stupid puny yoga instructor type fool asked me if i needed help taking the weight off... after i told him i was putting it ON he snickered and left..i found him gossiping with some one else about me later on... such a bullshit gym... its purple and yellow... i thought the motto was "where you fit in"

    now i know I dont fit in hahha. i was the only guy there who worked out in a beater and had gloves and a weight belt.. the rest just go there so they can suck cock in the steam room!
    ohhhhhhhhhhh .... there's a steam room? sweet

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    Acouple of friends of mine as well as myself have been "asked to leave, permanently" cause of the NO DEADLIFTING rule. I mean, how can you not deadlift???? That place BLOWS!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoLifter
    Acouple of friends of mine as well as myself have been "asked to leave, permanently" cause of the NO DEADLIFTING rule. I mean, how can you not deadlift???? That place BLOWS!!!!!!
    Seriously? I deadlift every tuesday, never said anything to me. I take weights all over the gym at that place .. no one says shit .... guess it all depends what one u go to .... what was the reason for no deads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by y100adics
    Seriously? I deadlift every tuesday, never said anything to me. I take weights all over the gym at that place .. no one says shit .... guess it all depends what one u go to .... what was the reason for no deads?
    Same with me. they let me do anything i want at our gym and i go to a planet fitness as well. i guess its all about the owner.

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    no grunting. I guess I was grunting during some heavy deads (honestly i dont even notice)

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    yeah, the planet fitness near me is all, rich trophy wives, and trust fund princesses

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoLifter
    yeah, the planet fitness near me is all, rich trophy wives, and trust fund princesses
    Exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoLifter
    yeah, the planet fitness near me is all, rich trophy wives, and trust fund princesses
    Damn i need to start working out at a planet fintness and get myself one of these trophy wives or a trust fund princesses

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