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    ** Need to get a Fake ID..Help me out bros **

    Alright wussup everyone, you might remember me from such threads as "My ex girl and ...rofl anyhow. I need some help on finding a fake ID and if anyone has gotten one over the internet how it was and where did they get it. I just turned 19 and I need to go to the "real" clubs so I can find some "real" women, ya know what I mean? Anyhow, ANY help will be greatly appreciated as always.


    peace, you underage bro

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    hmmmmmm i know a guy who makes em out here for 50 bucks but its a long way from van city to washinton :laugh:

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    The real women come with real money! lol save your self a few grand and wait until your 21 to get into the expensive ass clubs, or find someone who looks like you and fits your description and offer them 100 bucks for there ID's by the way if she says she likes you, stop buying her drinks and see how long she likes you for who you are. and never forget fat girls need love to.

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    grin thanks

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    do you have a brother alittle older than you? if so take his birth certificate to the drivers liscense bureau and get yourself an id. my buddy did this with no problem. had his pic on it with his bro's info. good luck. or better yet find someone who looks like you and get theirs

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    real women?? so you have been spending your money on blow up's huh??

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    Real women come with age.
    And we dont want children in the big clubs

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    Originally posted by palme
    Real women come with age.
    And we dont want children in the big clubs
    Don't worry I'll leave some for the old folks

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    Originally posted by PaPaPumP
    diggin the new ava ibiza

    Fuckin ROCKS!!!

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    i have a connection for that

    email me a pic of your license and i'll look at it

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    Re: i have a connection for that

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    email me a pic of your license and i'll look at it
    Dont forget the lub...

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    you can thank me later son

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    small!!

    holy fucking serial killer!!!!!!!!that man was on america's most wanted awhile back i think!!!

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    Originally posted by PaPaPumP
    diggin the new ava ibiza
    i was politley asked to remove it, oh well back to the old one lol

    hey smallmovesal, what are you doing with my id, just kidding, everybody knows i'm jay cutler

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    http://www.photoidcards.com

    Worked for me intill i turned 21 ...

    Remeber dont get one for a state close to you .. I got one from canada and used it in california ... most people have no idea what canadian ids look like .. just use something people dont see very often .. youll have less of a chance getting busted ...

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    Re: small!!

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    holy fucking serial killer!!!!!!!!that man was on america's most wanted awhile back i think!!!
    bwaaahahahaha





    ibiza: ya...even i am sad to see it go but kermit sure can work that easter bunny

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    try this... it should get you right in

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    it looks like the girl on american pie... "This one time at band camp, I stuck a vase in my p--sy... it was fun"
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    bawwwaahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! i'll get a laugh in there before it gets deleted. funny shit bro

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    Please remove that pic, i dont want AR to turn into BB.com...

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    Re: ** Need to get a Fake ID..Help me out bros **

    Originally posted by Farmer
    Alright wussup everyone, you might remember me from such threads as "My ex girl and ...rofl anyhow. I need some help on finding a fake ID and if anyone has gotten one over the internet how it was and where did they get it. I just turned 19 and I need to go to the "real" clubs so I can find some "real" women, ya know what I mean? Anyhow, ANY help will be greatly appreciated as always.


    peace, you underage bro
    okay.. what exactly do you mean by "real clubs"?... at your age right now.. you should be able to get into many clubs, just that you CAN NOT drink.. that's all.. now if you're talking about the "butt naked clubs".. being real...well then.. you may not be ready for all of that excitement, baby...so just wait a couple more years... JMO...

    Good Luck,


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    Just go to Kinko's man. They have everything there you need - color copier, laminating machine, everything.

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    Re: Re: ** Need to get a Fake ID..Help me out bros **

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    okay.. what exactly do you mean by "real clubs"?... at your age right now.. you should be able to get into many clubs, just that you CAN NOT drink.. that's all.. now if you're talking about the "butt naked clubs".. being real...well then.. you may not be ready for all of that excitement, baby...so just wait a couple more years... JMO...

    Good Luck,


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    When I say real clubs I mean clubs that are not 18 and 16 and over...I don't drink so its not that I want to get plastered at some bar or what not. I want to go to clubs where it isn't a bunch of kids. I just want to meet some mature/freaky women (sorry had to toss that freaky in there)


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    Re: Re: Re: ** Need to get a Fake ID..Help me out bros **

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    When I say real clubs I mean clubs that are not 18 and 16 and over...I don't drink so its not that I want to get plastered at some bar or what not. I want to go to clubs where it isn't a bunch of kids. I just want to meet some mature/freaky women (sorry had to toss that freaky in there)


    peace
    Oh.. well then if that be the case..... you ought to come visit... TEXAS...


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    texas be where its at

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    If your looking for women I think Southern California has everything you could think of. No flamin the Texas crew, but you have to admit, that LA has some f*ckin hot chics.

    As far as the ID goes, I did the ceritficate thing. I used one of my freinds and went to the DMV and pulled it off. However, you may want to check into this becasue I got mine about 8 or 9 years ago. I have heard that they are trying to crack down on this. However, it is worth checking out.
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    Originally posted by Butch
    If your looking for women I think Southern California has everything you could think of. No flamin the Texas crew, but you have to admit, that LA has some f*ckin hat chics.

    As far as the ID goes, I did the ceritficate thing. I used one of my freinds and went to the DMV and pulled it off. However, you may want to check into this becasue I got mine about 8 or 9 years ago. I have heard that they are trying to crack down on this. However, it is worth checking out.
    Well you're right about one thing...and that's "no hat chics".. over here...........just HOT!!!, baby....LOL.....


    Naw... j/k.. i know there are beautiful women every where... but he did mention... mature and "FREAKY"... so ya know.....


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    Minnie Me...first off sorry about the hat...you know what I meant.

    And I was just giving you a hard time. I've never been to Texas but I would love ot go. I've heard alot of great things about Texas (except your weather in the summer) and the women. It must be a Southern thing?

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    Originally posted by Butch
    Minnie Me...first off sorry about the hat...you know what I meant.

    And I was just giving you a hard time. I've never been to Texas but I would love ot go. I've heard alot of great things about Texas (except your weather in the summer) and the women. It must be a Southern thing?
    I know..silly...and i'm doing just the same...( giving you a hard time that is...)...lol... Now as far as it being a southern thing... "seeing is beleiving"... that's all i'm saying..


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    well, as for the canadian id... as a canadian... i've been id'd in every state i've been in... and i'm 24
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: ** Need to get a Fake ID..Help me out bros **

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    Oh.. well then if that be the case..... you ought to come visit... TEXAS...


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    I've heard good things about texas..if I come down there you'll show me around right?

    peace

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ** Need to get a Fake ID..Help me out bros **

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    I've heard good things about texas..if I come down there you'll show me around right?

    peace

    Yeah.. that's about right...!!!!


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    i must admit socal blew me away. I'm from La. (that louisiana) and i always thought that La. girls (and Texas) could compete with anyone in the country (at least while young. Tex and La. women have a tendency to let the good food go to thier butts) UNTIL I visited San Diego. My god! It was amazing. Everybody was beautiful. Unfortunately, Im stuck inteh northeast where the women are pretty horrid.

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    Originally posted by jeffylyte
    i must admit socal blew me away. I'm from La. (that louisiana) and i always thought that La. girls (and Texas) could compete with anyone in the country (at least while young. Tex and La. women have a tendency to let the good food go to thier butts) UNTIL I visited San Diego. My god! It was amazing. Everybody was beautiful. Unfortunately, Im stuck inteh northeast where the women are pretty horrid.

    You must not be very good at fishing........but hey.. it's all good.. we're not all good at everything......... just some of us have mastered that skill.... LOL................


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    Originally posted by jeffylyte
    i must admit socal blew me away. I'm from La. (that louisiana) and i always thought that La. girls (and Texas) could compete with anyone in the country (at least while young. Tex and La. women have a tendency to let the good food go to thier butts) UNTIL I visited San Diego. My god! It was amazing. Everybody was beautiful. Unfortunately, Im stuck inteh northeast where the women are pretty horrid.
    LMAO.....I told you all So Cal has it all. Jeff, I am glad you liked San Diego.......there are some very nice ladies down there who know how to party....

    MinnieMe I am still interested in checking out you and the Texas girls. Hope you guys can live up to the challenge.....Ha!

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    Originally posted by Butch


    LMAO.....I told you all So Cal has it all. Jeff, I am glad you liked San Diego.......there are some very nice ladies down there who know how to party....

    MinnieMe I am still interested in checking out you and the Texas girls. Hope you guys can live up to the challenge.....Ha!


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    Jeff bro I feel for ya .. Im from socal but play hockey out east .. i know what you mean by the women there .. (sorry ladies from the northeast) but alot of them dont take good care of themselves... I would have to say that all the places I have been the socal, texas, and arizona has some of the hottest women per capita ...

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