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  1. 03-15-2007, 10:48 AM #1
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    Real Life Joe Dirt!

    http://www.tribune-georgian.com/arti...opstory3.9.txt


    Yes!!!
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  2. 03-15-2007, 10:59 AM #2
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    Awesome. I wish I had bragging rights like that.
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  3. 03-15-2007, 11:50 AM #3
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    That's one weird contest
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  4. 03-15-2007, 11:56 AM #4
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    And really the best mullet in Jacksonville can pretty much be considered the best mullet in teh universe.
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  5. 03-15-2007, 03:02 PM #5
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    And he might be facing his dad next year that is hilarious. I cant believe the mom is proud of that, lol.
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    Joe Dirt: Hey man, you done with that apple core
    Zeke: [farts] I'm done with that fart. You want that?
    Joe Dirt: Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite.
    Zeke: Yeah you probably like JR you queer. I saw your bumper sticker :Cowboy's butts drive me nuts
    Joe Dirt: Is that right? You think thats queer? Is this queer?
    [slapping muscles]
    Joe Dirt: they're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.
    Zeke: You wanna back that up?
    Joe Dirt: You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.
    Zeke: That's it. You and me, lets go.
    Joe Dirt: You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work.
    Oil Rig boss: Joe dirt, your fired. Here's your weeks pay.
    Joe Dirt: Dang
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  7. 03-15-2007, 03:57 PM #7
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    life lesson, don't take a whiz near a fire if your covered in oil!
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  8. 03-15-2007, 04:10 PM #8
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    He prolly fvcks both his sisters
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  9. 03-15-2007, 04:36 PM #9
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    strange resemblance to kyles childhood no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ru-ga-ru
    Joe Dirt: Hey man, you done with that apple core
    Zeke: [farts] I'm done with that fart. You want that?
    Joe Dirt: Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite.
    Zeke: Yeah you probably like JR you queer. I saw your bumper sticker :Cowboy's butts drive me nuts
    Joe Dirt: Is that right? You think thats queer? Is this queer?
    [slapping muscles]
    Joe Dirt: they're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.
    Zeke: You wanna back that up?
    Joe Dirt: You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.
    Zeke: That's it. You and me, lets go.
    Joe Dirt: You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work.
    Oil Rig boss: Joe dirt, your fired. Here's your weeks pay.
    Joe Dirt: Dang

    that is good stuff.
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    wow is all i can say to that
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  12. 03-15-2007, 08:34 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ect0m0rph
    And he might be facing his dad next year that is hilarious. I cant believe the mom is proud of that, lol.
    his uncle dad
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  13. 03-15-2007, 10:23 PM #13
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    haha i was expecting to see some hick in a iroc
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    Always dreamed about having a mullet... I saw the documentary about the dude looking all over the states for comb-overs...haha
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    WOW, honestly i didnt know there were people still living in the 80's like that, minus randy johnson of course.
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    they let you back on teh form?
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  17. 03-17-2007, 09:48 AM #17
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    pssst aint no holdin me down!
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    that's awesome.....MULLETS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!
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    LOL Yeah VIVA Mullets haha
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  20. 03-17-2007, 11:01 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by bpm1
    WOW, honestly i didnt know there were people still living in the 80's like that, minus randy johnson of course.
    Randy Johnson has one of the best Mullets you willever enjoy with you bare naked eyes..enjoy it...a classic one!
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    hahahaha
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  22. 03-17-2007, 10:29 PM #22
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    I think your avatar also has a Mullet Viva las Mullet hahaha Joe Dirt doesn,t stand a chance
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    pssst aint no holdin me down!
    were u suspended?
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  24. 03-18-2007, 08:09 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    strange resemblance to kyles childhood no?
    omg tell me ur talking about who i think u are..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haro3
    omg tell me ur talking about who i think u are..?
    I believe so
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