HELP!!!!My friend has a problem....

**HORSE~** · 03-16-2007, 12:21 AM

One of my buddies that are also a member of this site recently hurt his knee while grappling with another man....Well since this incidence occurred he has been having a hard time reaching orgasm during masturbation....

See the problem is that he can now only achieve orgasmic pleasures when masturbating by inserting a finger into his behind and he has asked me if this means that he is gay....I told him that although that is not my cup of tea it does not mean that he is gay....Some guy's just enjoy anal stimulation....

Well he thanked me for answering his question but further added that he can only completely finish if he is thinking about the grappling match that he had with this smaller yet very handsome and charming other man....

That made me rethink my answer but I once again chose to go with the dude your not gay response....I told him it is probably just the pain and helplessness of the situation that has got you to thinking about when you are masturbating....I told him that sometimes painful experiences capture a place in our minds and we cant judge where in them the will be placed....

After this he replied....

Thank you my friend you have helped me allot to ease my mind....

I told him no problem buddy any time....

He replied you are one of the best friends that I have and some times when I can’t achieve self gratification by the thoughts we discussed I think of you and bust the biggest load's I have ever achived in my life....

My response was click....I hung up the phone

Questions for you guy's....

1.Is he gay??

2. If you think that he is gay should I tell him that I think that he is gay and that he should give up on the ladies all together and dump his fiancé??

P.S. he is supposed to get married very soon in Barbados to a woman....

3.Should I tell him to go F a guy and see if he cum's without touching his penis??

4.Should I continue to tell him that he is not gay and send him gay porn for a wedding present??

5.Or should I not respond to his calls anymore and just hope his best freind BB will talk to him and help him figure all this out??

Thanks for the help guy's....BTW I don’t want to mention his real name or user name but the real one starts with a C and the online personality's starts with an N....I can mention this without worries of course because no body could ever in a million years figure out who I am talking about....

Directed @ real name C User name N if you read this buddy I think that these guy's answers might really help you determine what path your future lie's in....

**chest6** · 03-16-2007, 12:27 AM

Poor Nark

ROFL

**JohnboyF** · 03-16-2007, 12:31 AM

Lmao!!!

**Bojangles69** · 03-16-2007, 12:48 AM

OMFG!!!
General rule of thumb. If a guy has to ask another guy if he thinks he is gay...
HE IS GAY.

Its ok N. I know a guy who starts with C who can help you explore these inner tendencies further.

**Chitown Raider** · 03-16-2007, 01:10 AM

Dirty Sanchez

**auslifta** · 03-16-2007, 01:15 AM

N sorry bout you confusion brother, hope all is well.although HORSE is an extremely ruggered man your attraction to him is only one way. there is another guy on AR that may be able to help you out his name is CARLOS just PM him he will be more than happy to help you out as he thinks your hot. oh corey(ooppps) dont tell your queen about this, your relationship needs only one queen

**Mealticket** · 03-16-2007, 02:22 AM

does he @ least have the common courtesy to give you a reach around?

**Kale** · 03-16-2007, 03:33 AM

Narkypoo I never knew dude... CALL ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**K.Biz** · 03-16-2007, 04:19 AM

ROFL. is this thread for real?

Gay. Hands Down

**DSM4Life** · 03-16-2007, 04:29 AM

I don't think its your friend that has the problem.

**Booz** · 03-16-2007, 05:45 AM

Ummmmmmmm................

**ddiggler** · 03-16-2007, 05:48 AM

is it realy "your friend" that has the problem?

**K.Biz** · 03-16-2007, 06:03 AM

If it was like.... 12-2pm this thread would be like the most discussed. im waiting till more members log on. this could turn ugly

**MFT81** · 03-16-2007, 07:32 AM

Lmao,
+1.

**SMAN12b** · 03-16-2007, 07:42 AM

In before the Nark *EDIT*

**taiboxa** · 03-16-2007, 07:50 AM

i warned him i didnt feel like wrestling w/ him

dam flamers never listen though..

**notorious_mem** · 03-16-2007, 09:31 AM

omg nark i never woulda guessed......lol

**wishmasterATM** · 03-16-2007, 10:12 AM

Hes In love with you dude...and hes 100% Gay...

***Narkissos*** · 03-16-2007, 02:54 PM

OMG!

Well done Horse

**ronan the barbarian** · 03-16-2007, 03:17 PM

im confused????????????

is this thread real?
the guy wrestles with another guy and now thinks hes gay?
not only do i think hes gay but i think hes a lyin idiot.

nobody on this planet turns gay like that.lol

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 03-16-2007, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

OMG!

Well done Horse

Dammit Nark...Are you and Horse messing with our heads?
That response seemed less then convincing...

**Carlos_E** · 03-16-2007, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by auslifta

N sorry bout you confusion brother, hope all is well.although HORSE is an extremely ruggered man your attraction to him is only one way. there is another guy on AR that may be able to help you out his name is CARLOS just PM him he will be more than happy to help you out as he thinks your hot.

No I don't. So leave me out of this joke.

Thanks

**auslifta** · 03-16-2007, 05:08 PM

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...highlight=nark
here you go CARLOS i have a good memory

post number 20

**JAYROD** · 03-16-2007, 05:15 PM

lmao! good stuff!

**NightTrain** · 03-16-2007, 05:18 PM

wow i forgot bout that thread

***Narkissos*** · 03-16-2007, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR

Dammit Nark...Are you and Horse messing with our heads?
That response seemed less then convincing...

The story's fabricated of course.. but very well worded

That's some awesome ownage there by Horsie

He's been working on this for months lol.

***Narkissos*** · 03-16-2007, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by auslifta

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...highlight=nark
here you go CARLOS i have a good memory

post number 20

.. ironic that you remember that

**Carlos_E** · 03-16-2007, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by auslifta

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...highlight=nark
here you go CARLOS i have a good memory

post number 20

It was a joke. Every time the word gay is mentioned on this board there is no need to throw my name in it. For the 2nd time, leave me out of it.

Thank you

***Narkissos*** · 03-16-2007, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

It was a joke. Every time the word gay is mentioned on this board there is no need to throw my name in it. For the 2nd time, leave me out of it.

Thank you

So you mean i'm NOT hot?

**Red Ketchup** · 03-16-2007, 07:11 PM

You guys are nuts...

**taiboxa** · 03-16-2007, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

So you mean i'm NOT hot?

i'd do ya in a heart beat..

just dont take the paper bag off and ur gold

**getfit28** · 03-16-2007, 08:49 PM

that's some freaky crazy s#$^

**STYLE74** · 03-16-2007, 08:56 PM

Lol......

**HORSE~** · 03-16-2007, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

The story's fabricated of course.. but very well worded

Liar!!!!

That's some awesome ownage there by Horsie

Just trying to help you out my friend....

He's been working on this for months lol.

Nah dude it was a spur of the moment thing just decided I had to try and help you out last night....

Lol dude I was drunk as F#CK last night when I wrote this shit I could barely see the F#CKING keys on the key board....Me and my wife drank lots of Red wine last night and when I finally sat down and decided to share your story with the rest of AR I had already consumed at least 3 bottles of wine all by my self....I now see that I could have done a bit more to fully hide your identity but honestly I think that it is for the best that this is now out in the open....

Let your heart and cock guide you in the right direction my friend....They will not lie to you....If your heart skips a beat when you see naked man ass and your cock starts to spit before it even has a chance to become fully erect then you know what you should do....

Bend over and kiss that cherry good by dude you are officially gay....Time to take the plunge....

To all of AR.... Nark doesn’t have a closet door anymore because he just busted the F#CK thru his and he is not hiding anymore....

**goodcents** · 03-17-2007, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

It was a joke. Every time the word gay is mentioned on this board there is no need to throw my name in it. For the 2nd time, leave me out of it.

Thank you

It does seem odd that they do that. Doesn't seem very funny to me either

ps, what is it about "real"(

) men that they have to put the gay thing out there whenever they joke with each other? Are you guys hiding some feelings"

I see that shlt with guys all the time

**goodcents** · 03-17-2007, 07:59 AM

A bunch of stinky guys in a locker room taking about gays, wtf? Hell I like pink, purples, etc. and love things that smell good, so flame away guys

**Pops1985** · 03-17-2007, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

Narkypoo I never knew dude... CALL ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

Call HIM Dude hahaha

**Pops1985** · 03-17-2007, 09:38 AM

I think N... is Just like the dude from Road trip ( Stifler) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK2STVhlc1U&NR Just go with the Flow haha

**wishmasterATM** · 03-17-2007, 11:09 AM

ok I red a Post about 2 years ago that someone in here claim he is not gay, and I remembered about 1 month ago he had a very interesting avator ... maybe its just mee

**Pops1985** · 03-22-2007, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by wishmasterATM

ok I red a Post about 2 years ago that someone in here claim he is not gay, and I remembered about 1 month ago he had a very interesting avator ... maybe its just mee

hmmmmm