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  1. 03-16-2007, 08:03 PM #1
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    This May Be Old...but I thought it was Funny

    I got this joke in an e-mail at work....it's probably old and I'm probably late as all hell with it...but for the people like me who haven't seen it yet...I thought it was somewhat comical...

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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  2. 03-16-2007, 10:17 PM #2
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    lmao...good ones!
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  3. 03-17-2007, 02:57 PM #3
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    lol, first time i've heard this one
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  4. 03-17-2007, 02:59 PM #4
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    Lol....good...
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  5. 03-17-2007, 03:00 PM #5
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    Not To Hyjack The Thread...but You Heard Bout That Guy That Got A Viagra Stuck In His Throat...........he Had A Stiff Neck For A Week....
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  6. 03-18-2007, 04:31 AM #6
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    lol...
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  7. 03-18-2007, 06:54 AM #7
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    Thats good shit
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  8. 03-18-2007, 12:56 PM #8
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    the last part actually seems to have some truth to it...
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