all it took was a stuffed dolphin...

**taiboxa** · 03-20-2007, 08:08 AM

LOL yep thats right.. this chick im into... said I LOVE YOU when i gave her this.. then .. there was a long pause of silence, talk about awkward.

you women need to learn to think before u speak!

**SMAN12b** · 03-20-2007, 08:09 AM

Way to go Flipper !!!!

**STYLE74** · 03-20-2007, 08:20 AM

LOL @ the dolphin!!!!

**taiboxa** · 03-20-2007, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by STYLE74

LOL @ the dolphin!!!!

yeah.. i can only imagine wat woulda happen if it woulda been something like flowers

**NightTrain** · 03-20-2007, 08:34 AM

eeeeeeeeeeeeek eeeeeeeeeek...... way to go flipper

^bad try at sounding like a dolphin

**STYLE74** · 03-20-2007, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

yeah.. i can only imagine wat woulda happen if it woulda been something like flowers

She might have got down on one knee and proposed to you...

**taiboxa** · 03-20-2007, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by STYLE74

She might have got down on one knee and proposed to you...

there are other things other than proposing she can do in that position.

***Doc.Sust*** · 03-20-2007, 09:07 AM

dolphins = putang

**big L 17** · 03-20-2007, 09:11 AM

haahaa tai thats two cute way to go

**Snrf** · 03-20-2007, 09:16 AM

I just ordered 50 dolphins off ebay

**UpstateTank** · 03-20-2007, 09:20 AM

i went swimming w/ dolphins when i was in punta cana...let me tell you big waste of fvcking $$

for $95 i got to touch it, shake its hand, and got a kiss...AWESOME

**audis4** · 03-20-2007, 09:26 AM

BAHJAHAHAAHAFDASDAJ

Tai, do me now!

**taiboxa** · 03-20-2007, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I just ordered 50 dolphins off ebay

ROFL OMG, gunna need about 6boxes of trojans for that ordeal

**MFT81** · 03-20-2007, 10:15 AM

wtf, why is it on a table out side,

Random........but still funny.

**taiboxa** · 03-20-2007, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by MFT81

wtf, why is it on a table out side,

Random........but still funny.

iono thats a pic from the place i got it.. I DONT HAVE THE DOLPHIN anymore .. how would i take a pic of it

**MFT81** · 03-20-2007, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

iono thats a pic from the place i got it.. I DONT HAVE THE DOLPHIN anymore .. how would i take a pic of it

well thats why I thought it was weird cause I thought you took a pic of it before you gave it to her.......

I even thought to myself did he ask for it back so he could take a pic?

im a R-Tard

**StoneGRMI** · 03-20-2007, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I just ordered 50 dolphins off ebay

Damn you! You outbid me...

**Prada** · 03-20-2007, 11:35 AM

Are you sure she didnt say "I love you" to the dolphin?
He is pretty cute.

The fins dont look symmetrical, did you just buy/steal a defected dolphin?

**MuscleScience** · 03-20-2007, 11:38 AM

I dont get it?

**gixxerboy1** · 03-20-2007, 11:43 AM

WTF. I just gave my girl this dolphin and she didnt say i love you

**Prada** · 03-20-2007, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by UpstateTank

i went swimming w/ dolphins when i was in punta cana...let me tell you big waste of fvcking $$

for $95 i got to touch it, shake its hand, and got a kiss...AWESOME

lol@"shake its hand"

Wow, I went swimming with some in Varadero a few years ago. It was like $20.
I didnt trust the whole thing but I came out alive nonetheless

**STYLE74** · 03-20-2007, 12:04 PM

This fvckin thread is 2 funny.

**Shane35aa** · 03-20-2007, 12:24 PM

Was it a accident or did you give it to her on porpoise?

**Shane35aa** · 03-20-2007, 12:26 PM

DALLAS (Reuters) - The stranding deaths of about 60 bottlenose dolphins on Texas beaches over the past three weeks has puzzled researchers and is a cause for concern during the calving season, a senior scientist said on Monday.

"This is the calving season so we often have strandings at this time of the year. It's tough to be an air-breather born in the water," said Dr. Daniel F. Cowan, professor of pathology at the University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston and director of the Texas Marine Mammal Stranding Network.

"But over the last few weeks we have had about 3 to 4 times the usual mortality," he told Reuters.

Most of the carcasses were in an advanced state of decomposition, suggesting that they were carried to Texas beaches from areas further off or up the shore.

Suspected causes include parasites, an outbreak of infectious diseases or red tide, an algal bloom prompted by fertilizers or other excess nutrients.

Most of the dolphins have been too decomposed for a necropsy -- the animal version of an autopsy -- and so volunteers have been burying them on the beaches.

Several of the dolphins which have washed up on shore have been young with umbilical cords still attached.

Little do they know its because you all are ordering them off ebay. The seller has to get them somewhere.

**gixxerboy1** · 03-20-2007, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by Shane35aa

Was it a accident or did you give it to her on porpoise?

lol.

**goodcents** · 03-20-2007, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by UpstateTank

i went swimming w/ dolphins when i was in punta cana...let me tell you big waste of fvcking $$

for $95 i got to touch it, shake its hand, and got a kiss...AWESOME

Did you at least get a reach around

**goodcents** · 03-20-2007, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by UpstateTank

i went swimming w/ dolphins when i was in punta cana...let me tell you big waste of fvcking $$

for $95 i got to touch it, shake its hand, and got a kiss...AWESOME

Sounds like one of my dates, but at least you got a kiss

(it's hard to eat looking at this thread

)

**goodcents** · 03-20-2007, 12:42 PM

"Not real sure but I think I got fuked on that deal"

**UpstateTank** · 03-20-2007, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Did you at least get a reach around

NO!

**UpstateTank** · 03-20-2007, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Shane35aa

Was it a accident or did you give it to her on porpoise?

you cheesy bastard

**chest6** · 03-20-2007, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I just ordered 50 dolphins off ebay

ROFL

**STYLE74** · 03-20-2007, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

I just ordered 50 dolphins off ebay

It won't work with shemales snrf.

**Snrf** · 03-20-2007, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by STYLE74

It won't work with shemales snrf.

it worked twice already fatass

**auslifta** · 03-20-2007, 05:36 PM

LMAO at this thread.did you get some blowhole action tai

**NightTrain** · 03-20-2007, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Shane35aa

Was it a accident or did you give it to her on porpoise?

roflmao, damn shane that was too funny.... im still lau***ng

**taiboxa** · 03-20-2007, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Shane35aa

Was it a accident or did you give it to her on porpoise?

i honestly have no idea how to respond to that ><

**Schmidty** · 03-21-2007, 10:49 AM

long pause my ass. You and i both know u said i love you to. LOL

**ebjack** · 03-21-2007, 11:36 AM

You should have given her your one eyed sea snake

**SMAN12b** · 03-21-2007, 11:41 AM

Did your Dolphin help catch you some red snapper???

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