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  1. 03-20-2007, 08:08 AM #1
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    Exclamation all it took was a stuffed dolphin...

    LOL yep thats right.. this chick im into... said I LOVE YOU when i gave her this.. then .. there was a long pause of silence, talk about awkward.

    you women need to learn to think before u speak!

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    Way to go Flipper !!!!
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    LOL @ the dolphin!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    LOL @ the dolphin!!!!
    yeah.. i can only imagine wat woulda happen if it woulda been something like flowers
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    eeeeeeeeeeeeek eeeeeeeeeek...... way to go flipper

    ^bad try at sounding like a dolphin
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    yeah.. i can only imagine wat woulda happen if it woulda been something like flowers
    She might have got down on one knee and proposed to you...
    Last edited by STYLE74; 03-20-2007 at 08:45 AM.
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  7. 03-20-2007, 08:59 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    She might have got down on one knee and proposed to you...
    there are other things other than proposing she can do in that position.
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    dolphins = putang
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    haahaa tai thats two cute way to go
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    I just ordered 50 dolphins off ebay
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    i went swimming w/ dolphins when i was in punta cana...let me tell you big waste of fvcking $$

    for $95 i got to touch it, shake its hand, and got a kiss...AWESOME
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  13. 03-20-2007, 09:45 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    I just ordered 50 dolphins off ebay
    ROFL OMG, gunna need about 6boxes of trojans for that ordeal
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    wtf, why is it on a table out side,

    Random........but still funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MFT81
    wtf, why is it on a table out side,

    Random........but still funny.
    iono thats a pic from the place i got it.. I DONT HAVE THE DOLPHIN anymore .. how would i take a pic of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    iono thats a pic from the place i got it.. I DONT HAVE THE DOLPHIN anymore .. how would i take a pic of it

    well thats why I thought it was weird cause I thought you took a pic of it before you gave it to her.......

    I even thought to myself did he ask for it back so he could take a pic?

    im a R-Tard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    I just ordered 50 dolphins off ebay


    Damn you! You outbid me...
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    Are you sure she didnt say "I love you" to the dolphin?
    He is pretty cute.


    The fins dont look symmetrical, did you just buy/steal a defected dolphin?
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    WTF. I just gave my girl this dolphin and she didnt say i love you

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    Quote Originally Posted by UpstateTank
    i went swimming w/ dolphins when i was in punta cana...let me tell you big waste of fvcking $$

    for $95 i got to touch it, shake its hand, and got a kiss...AWESOME
    lol@"shake its hand"


    Wow, I went swimming with some in Varadero a few years ago. It was like $20.
    I didnt trust the whole thing but I came out alive nonetheless
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    This fvckin thread is 2 funny.
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    Was it a accident or did you give it to her on porpoise?
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    DALLAS (Reuters) - The stranding deaths of about 60 bottlenose dolphins on Texas beaches over the past three weeks has puzzled researchers and is a cause for concern during the calving season, a senior scientist said on Monday.

    "This is the calving season so we often have strandings at this time of the year. It's tough to be an air-breather born in the water," said Dr. Daniel F. Cowan, professor of pathology at the University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston and director of the Texas Marine Mammal Stranding Network.

    "But over the last few weeks we have had about 3 to 4 times the usual mortality," he told Reuters.

    Most of the carcasses were in an advanced state of decomposition, suggesting that they were carried to Texas beaches from areas further off or up the shore.

    Suspected causes include parasites, an outbreak of infectious diseases or red tide, an algal bloom prompted by fertilizers or other excess nutrients.

    Most of the dolphins have been too decomposed for a necropsy -- the animal version of an autopsy -- and so volunteers have been burying them on the beaches.

    Several of the dolphins which have washed up on shore have been young with umbilical cords still attached.

    Little do they know its because you all are ordering them off ebay. The seller has to get them somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane35aa
    Was it a accident or did you give it to her on porpoise?
    lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpstateTank
    i went swimming w/ dolphins when i was in punta cana...let me tell you big waste of fvcking $$

    for $95 i got to touch it, shake its hand, and got a kiss...AWESOME

    Did you at least get a reach around
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpstateTank
    i went swimming w/ dolphins when i was in punta cana...let me tell you big waste of fvcking $$

    for $95 i got to touch it, shake its hand, and got a kiss...AWESOME

    Sounds like one of my dates, but at least you got a kiss (it's hard to eat looking at this thread )
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    Did you at least get a reach around
    NO!













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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane35aa
    Was it a accident or did you give it to her on porpoise?
    you cheesy bastard






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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    I just ordered 50 dolphins off ebay
    ROFL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    I just ordered 50 dolphins off ebay
    It won't work with shemales snrf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    It won't work with shemales snrf.
    it worked twice already fatass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane35aa
    Was it a accident or did you give it to her on porpoise?
    roflmao, damn shane that was too funny.... im still lau***ng
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shane35aa
    Was it a accident or did you give it to her on porpoise?
    i honestly have no idea how to respond to that ><
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    long pause my ass. You and i both know u said i love you to. LOL
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