You just wake up one morning, and yup, you're gay . . .
Some of the signs that you're in the process of becoming gay:
Your gym clothes match.
You actually appreciate women as people and have them as friends.
You start thinking of gourmet sauces to put on your canned tuna.
You subscribe to more than one muscle magazine.
You own more than one video of muscle guys.
Your workout buddy flexes his arms, and you say, "Day-am!"
Your workout partner spots you on the bench, and you don't wince at his "Texas Tea-bags."
I'm sure there's more . . .